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Chester
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 1150
Location: Scotland
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:43 pm |
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Managed to keep a lad on the phone for just under an hour earlier, while still managing to eat my dinner and watch TV...marvellous.
call cost: 60p per minute to him, 58 minutes...scammer down �34.80
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:45 pm |
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Chester
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 Oct 2003
Posts: 1150
Location: Scotland
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:48 pm |
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...and the funny thing is, I have no idea what we talked about, no idea if we're any further forward with the bait. I just grunted 'uh-huh' every so often while the lad practiced circular breathing |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:49 pm |
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Very nice! You have to love a nice wasted expense like that! |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
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Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:51 pm |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
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Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:18 pm |
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lad practiced circular breathing |
Ask him if he can play the digeridoo. |
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Chester
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 Oct 2003
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Location: Scotland
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:02 pm |
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This lad is unbelievable, he called me again, something about Western Union
...another 12 minutes...another �7.20...KaChing!
My contribution to the conversation?
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Hello....pardon...ok...bye |
Priceless |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:13 pm |
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
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Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:03 am |
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just curious-where's the figure of 60p/min come from? you could at least double the cost with a DMClub number. Diverts to any phone, within the UK. Plus it can't be Skype'd !!.
I reckon it must cost a lad about 150p/min to call me! |
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Dan Druff
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 247
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 12:11 pm |
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lol, nice one Chester |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:02 pm |
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Chester, are you suer it was a lad, sounds alot like you had a conversation with my ex wife |
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Chester
Elite Baiter
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Location: Scotland
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:04 pm |
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Music Man: To be honest, it's probably higher, it was a conservative estimate.
My 070 number is 50p/min + NiTel international charge 10p/min minimum.
If he's calling from a mobile or he's on a more obscure Nigerian network it could be double what I have estimated. Working on a 'worst case' basis, he'll still be bankrupt by February
Apparently he's going to talk to me tonight...something about demurrage charges
edit: Harry: If your ex has a thick Nigerian accent and a register resembling James Earl Jones...it could be |
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Maggot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:12 pm |
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I have had some close shaves with women in dark night clubs which match that description..... still haunts me to this day.... |
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LordKaT
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Joined: 20 Apr 2004
Posts: 186
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:50 pm |
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Don't forget to use the "wait, wait wait, hold on, I'm confused" tactic |
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Text Dead
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:02 pm |
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and don't forget "hang on a tick there's someone at the door" |
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Chester
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 Oct 2003
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Location: Scotland
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:11 pm |
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At one stage, I put the phone on the sofa, made a cup of coffee, came back and he was still blethering on about Western Union, fastest way to send money, security company, etc etc.
I get the impression that he's either a very new lad who has inherited a very old school scammer starter pack...or he's a very old lad who has been doing it so long he's on autopilot.
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Norma Sardon
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:55 pm |
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Try this one out. When you get bored ask the lad for his number, say you'll call him back. Get the fives and the nines mixed up - he says five, you repeat nine etc etc. Had one on for a good half an hour one time. Plus they get very very narky. Its great. |
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Chester
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 Oct 2003
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Location: Scotland
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:20 pm |
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This lad is rapidly becoming my favourite pet. He did call me and asked if I was clear about the process outlined in his first call, I replied "not really"...he took a DEEP breath...
...and then spewed all the same nonsense again
another 38 minutes, I hope for his sake I'm on his friends and family list |
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Text Dead
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
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Location: On a wall
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:08 pm |
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You could always suggest a {{{very knackered fax machine}}} that takes a very long time to receive |
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Kickstart
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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Location: Godzone
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:09 am |
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Now that gave me an evil idea - somewhere I have a 300 baud modem - I wonder if I can configure it as a fax for my pc.
(Yes 300 baud or .3kb)
ps Congrats Chester! |
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Chester
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 Oct 2003
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Location: Scotland
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:00 pm |
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Please, I will not call tonite but tomorow. I need mor credit |
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Jason_dinAlt
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Joined: 11 May 2005
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:40 am |
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�34.80 = a shite load (nearly 8850) of naira, and quite a few aussie pesos
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Chester
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Location: Scotland
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:44 am |
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It would be interesting to know exactl how much it's costing this lad, I'm pretty sure my estimate is low.
Does anyone know how much it would be from a Nigerian mobile to a 50p/min 070 number?
Does the time of day matter? he's called during the day as well |
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The devil will shot you in hell with fire bullit, u will nevr have mi sister again. - Patrick Mubuto
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Gamblor
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Oct 2006
Posts: 146
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:47 pm |
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Tell him you'll reimburse him for his calls.
I don't know how things work in Nigeria, but tell him to send you a scan of his phone bill. Or have him quote them to you over the phone. |
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Chester
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Location: Scotland
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 4:50 pm |
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^^^ Not a bad idea, can't see it happening but it's worth a tickle. |
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