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Azure Sonnet
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 123
Location: UK
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:39 am |
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I just got this from a straight trunk box scam slash love bait on the side (my first!).
I wanted some sig material, but it seems I'm a bit spoiled for choice here! I know its best not to correct mistakes, but I HAVE to stop this new term of endearment if I'm ever gonna keep my food down...
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Mummy,
Thanks you very much for your reply to me, I have to say that i really appreciate your interest and willingness . I will never regret knowing you as my lover and to be very honest with you.
I love you, you have kept me under expectation by giving a slap of love and i can't hold myself ,i am having a sleepless night, the beauty and elegance in you have fastinated my love, please give me my love You are sweat. [You charmer!] i want to parade my love with you .Miss Maria, if you are equainted with all wealth in the whole world but do not have love you are nothing , love is kind, does not brags, does not look for its own interests ,love never falls, love doesn't parade itself, the greatest of all is love, love can never be provoked, many waters themselves are not able to extinguish love nor can rivers themselves wash it away,if a man would give all the valuable things of his house for love person, would positively despise them. WHAT I NEED FROM YOU .
Meanwhile, i will notice you when to send the application to the bank.
Yours lovely
KARMIN. |
I love the subtlety with which he introduces the bank application into his love letter
Note that this is only the fourth e-mail that we've exchanged - I have high hopes for him!
What to do next... I wonder what some naughty pics will do? |
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:43 am |
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Don't worry about the food! This has so much potential! He's so subtle. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:12 am |
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you have fastinated my love, please give me my love You are sweat. i want to parade my love with you . |
Well, apparently he isn't eating either
BTW, this bit gets my vote for sig material. As for being "Mummy", get used to it, kiddo. I've been Mummy, Daddy, Auntie, and.. once... "my sweetest she-goat" |
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ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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Azure Sonnet
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 123
Location: UK
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:14 am |
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Really? Ye Gods, the things I have let myself in for! |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:17 am |
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^^^
Welcome to the Eater, Azure Sonnet! |
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ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:24 am |
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SlayerFaith wrote: |
I've been Mummy, Daddy, Auntie, and.. once... "my sweetest she-goat" |
Faith, you promised not to tell!!
@Azure Sonnet...tell him that you are offended by his e-mail. He has to provide a three page report, explaining why incest is evil. |
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Armageddon! |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:28 am |
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^^^^
How did I know you would find that post in jig time! |
_________________ x2 x24 x7 x5 x5 x96 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x3 x3 x2 x2 (in a team effort)
ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:36 am |
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:03 am |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 9:19 am |
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Im currently baiting someone as a zombie. We should team up. A mummy, a zombie... who wants to be a werewolf? |
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"As an idiot who have not see money?Stupify away from me ungodly person." - Nugo
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sit on your knees, you will iron my face, my legs." - Marina
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Jeff
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:52 am |
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I think the request for money was only the result of his hoping that as you are so appealing you must be loaded as well!
Good start A.S, welcome and well done. |
_________________ IF IT IS TRUE YOU ARE WRITING AND PAYING TO WHO I DONT KNOW I MUST MAKE SURE I CUT YOUR THROAT,ARE YOU STUPID?CANT YOU READ?IS THAT MY EMAIL?ARE YOU CRAZY?ARE YOU MAD?ARE YOU AN IMBECILE?YOU PAYED TO HIM AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU PAYED HIM MONEY,IS THAT MY EMAIL?FUCK YOUR WIFE AND SCREEW YOUR KIDS,IDIOT AND HOPLESS HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU.DIE AND ROT IN HELL
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:47 pm |
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@ Azure, You need to send the mugu sexy photo of you. I believe that this will really seal his love for you
A photo speaks a thousand words. |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:12 pm |
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I'd make him do somersaults for naughty pics.
Make 'em sexy but nothing too saucy. I am no expert, but I think they may be a bit prudish and will have more repect if you are more 'coquettish'. Anything more can be for when you make greater demands.
They want to worship you as their vision of unnattainability. Keep that as long as you can, and when and if you succumb to their overwhelming charms (they'll think), make sure they do exactly what you want for the privelege.
That's what I do, and I'm a guy. |
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- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Azure Sonnet
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 123
Location: UK
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:55 pm |
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I've sent a few already - lets just say that they range from "innocent" to "I can see what she ate for breakfast". He's only just on the towel starting to fall off...
This is working quite well - I have another lad who's fallen for the same pics! A slightly less attractive Liv Taylor... |
_________________ ...you have kept me under expectation by giving a slap of love and i can't hold myself... you have fastinated my love... You are sweat. i want to parade my love with you - Karmin Buhahi, my first *sigh* |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:57 pm |
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kisslajos
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 96
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:23 pm |
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[quote]Miss Maria, if you are equainted with all wealth in the whole world but do not have love you are nothing , love is kind, does not brags, does not look for its own interests ,love never falls, love doesn't parade itself, the greatest of all is love, love can never be provoked, many waters themselves are not able to extinguish love nor can rivers themselves wash it away,if a man would give all the valuable things of his house for love person, would positively despise them. [/quote]
And I love the subtlety with which he introduces his Sunday school lesson
to this love/business letter. (See Matthew, 1 Corinthians 13 - Thought-for- Thought Translation) |
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Azure Sonnet
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 123
Location: UK
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:04 pm |
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It gets better!
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My dearest in heart, sorry for my late response to your mail, I am writing you this mail with sorrow, yesterday as I was coming back from prayer two man run into the front of my car with their motorcycle machine and it happened that I hit them so since yesterday that is the problem I am into, so i took them to the hospital in order to self their life this morning the doctor call me that I should come and take them to our General hospital because one of them need surgery operation on his left leg which the local hospital don�t have the enough equipment to handle that, if not that will warrant to cut off the leg,
Infact my love I am in miserable condition at this moment all the small money I have in my saves account is finish if not my closer friend who have been helping me running every were to buy medicine to make sure non of them die, so for now all my hope lines on your hands, now even my children feeding money I have use the hole money because my friend has try for me a lot in finical support, please I need your understanding in this my situation to see how you can help me with little financial support as to enable me move for the operation fee demanded by the General hospital doctor, please my love don�t bee offended about this is just that I can not run to any were that is why we are one body because if I don�t explained to you I may die in silent which you may not like it, please the little you can afford will help me even if to feed my children because I don�t want them to understand worth I am passing through so that they will not fell sick,
Meanwhile I have seeing the Number which you send to me and the content well noted, I will get in touch with very soon ok,
Mr ,your love, |
What to do... I've asked him to call VP as she is my PA/Manager, who is protective/nosey (delete as appropriate). If he pleases her, he might get a first class flight to come see me during a photoshoot at an exotic location... |
_________________ ...you have kept me under expectation by giving a slap of love and i can't hold myself... you have fastinated my love... You are sweat. i want to parade my love with you - Karmin Buhahi, my first *sigh*
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:09 pm |
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Azure Sonnet
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 123
Location: UK
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:39 pm |
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This oughta do it then...
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Oh my love, thats a terrible thing to happen!
Hmm, the best way that I can help is to put the injured mans fees through our company health insurance.
As I have BUPA insurance, I could get the treatment paid for if you pose as my husband. Could you do that for me? I will need a copy of a marriage license to say that we are married - I have no idea what a Nigerian one looks like, so is there any way that you could create one for me? I'm sure that a clever man like you will be more than able to do this!
BUPA are able to pay the costs into my bank account - once they have done this I will be able to transfer or otherwise send them to you.
In the meantime, to cheer you up, here are some more special photos to cheer you up and inspire you
Love always,
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Then, as per SP's advice, BUPA want photographic evidence of the injury, plus bills etc, otherwise they will send an assessor to visit! |
_________________ ...you have kept me under expectation by giving a slap of love and i can't hold myself... you have fastinated my love... You are sweat. i want to parade my love with you - Karmin Buhahi, my first *sigh* |
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Jeff
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:10 am |
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I think you've got it all sewn up. Not the leg, the bait. Excellent tactics. I guess you were born devious.
OOOOOOH pear drops. |
_________________ IF IT IS TRUE YOU ARE WRITING AND PAYING TO WHO I DONT KNOW I MUST MAKE SURE I CUT YOUR THROAT,ARE YOU STUPID?CANT YOU READ?IS THAT MY EMAIL?ARE YOU CRAZY?ARE YOU MAD?ARE YOU AN IMBECILE?YOU PAYED TO HIM AND YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU PAYED HIM MONEY,IS THAT MY EMAIL?FUCK YOUR WIFE AND SCREEW YOUR KIDS,IDIOT AND HOPLESS HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU.DIE AND ROT IN HELL
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Azure Sonnet
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 123
Location: UK
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:15 am |
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You're the third person salivating over pear drops today! I know where I can get a full kilo for fifty pence - does anyone need fixing up?? Cola cubes? Pips? |
_________________ ...you have kept me under expectation by giving a slap of love and i can't hold myself... you have fastinated my love... You are sweat. i want to parade my love with you - Karmin Buhahi, my first *sigh* |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:45 am |
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Scam Patroller wrote: |
The old accident and leg amputation ploy
Demand to see an itemised bill for all the medical treatment and drugs from the doctor, and you want to see a photo of the injured man. |
It's an old ploy? Hell, I just used it myself! I had no idea...
Just as well the Lad was so trusting... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:09 am |
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