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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:42 pm

He is really trying to make B read his mails by shouting very loud and clear:

Quote:

DEAR BEAUCHAMP
WE HAVE CONTACTED MR CXXXXXX OF MXXXXXX COURIERS HE SAID THAT HE TRAVELLED TO MALI FOR AN URGENT BUSINESS THAT HE WILL BE BACK TO BOUAKE TOMORROW.AS I TOLD YOU WE ARE STRANDED HERE .SEE HOW POSSIBLE IT IS FOR YOU TO ASSIST US.
READ HIS MESSAGE FROM MAIL.
CYRIL

He then quoted your email to him, SP. Mugu pain Twisted Evil

I will ask him tomorrow where he slept Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:49 pm

cracking result! jump_4_joy

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:43 pm

Quote:

I am going out for dinner at an expensive restaurant in about 30 minutes, I suggest you do the same and then find a good hotel for the night....

Salt in the wounds, I love it. Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 20 Jan 2007 Posts: 11

Bravo!

I especially enjoyed th expensive restaurant comment also. Laughing

In this situation would it be advisable to make a hotel reservation for him before-hand and send him in that direction?

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Yes, salt in wounds is great Laughing

They just phoned me again, had my phone on charging, rang once and they put the phone down, hopefully some more voicemails tonight/tomorrow Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:19 am

nice one guys!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

There were 2 more calls from Ivory Coast but they didn't leave a message, no more emails from them as yet.

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:40 am

i can`t help but hum Benny Hills theme tune....... i don`t know why!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

The lad has sent me a text message:

Quote:

Cxxxxx, i am still at the airport, call this number please i am stranded here, i am waiting for you at bouake airport 0560xxxx

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:16 pm

^^^^
Bwaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa Very Happy

Remember to ask him if he had a good nights sleep and apologise to him for taking so long to reply but your ulcers are playing up due to the rich food and fine wine you had at your fancy restaurant. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ Yes, I am going to send him a couple of texts saying that sort of stuff Laughing

The internet cafes must be closed there today, either that or they have no money to go to the cafe, I will tell them I wont be back to Bouake until quite late this evening, at which point, there might be a medical emergency with my ulcers and I can't get back to Bouake until Monday Laughing

[edit]

Sent him 2 texts:

Quote:

Hi, did you find a good hotel and eat well last night? I had a lovely meal, the food was very rich and it upset my ulcers.

Quote:

Hi, my stomach ulcers are painful so I wont arrive back to Bouake until this evening, sit tight until I return, have a meal and give me the bill later.

[edit]

Another I sent:

Quote:

Hi, did you sleep well last night? Good job you didn't have to sleep at the airport. I slept in a water bed, it was very comfortable!

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:04 pm

Pure evil

Love it though LOL_sign

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:09 pm

time to find a brothel methinks Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:52 pm

Congrats on that, hope the airport is a bit comfy... Well, lads, hope they're used to sleeping outside Twisted Evil

Rub it in, and keep that guy pissed...

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:14 pm

Can't wait for tomorrow to see some new mails from this pet. B is going to be very shocked by the way the courier service treated him. Laughing

Too bad he is out of the country, so he won't be able to help him. The journey back is going to be painful.......

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^, Yeah, I can't wait for the emails, you should tell them to sue me Very Happy

, just sent another text letting them know I wont be there tonight Very Happy

:

Quote:

Hi, sorry, I felt to unwell to travel today due to my stomach ulcers, I will be back at Bouake tomorrow, see you then.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I just received a nice email from them, does it sound like they are having a shitty time Laughing

:

Quote:

DEAR Cxxxxx
IT IS ABSOLUTELY UNFORTUNATE THAT WE GOT EXHAUSTED ON OUR WAY TO THIS PLACE DUE TO VARIUOS BORDERS THAT WE CROSSED. THE EXPENSES WAS ENORMOUS. (what, you mean you had to pay bribes to all the border guards, don't forget the return trip Laughing

)

WE ARE STILL AT THE AIRPORT WAITING FOR YOUR ARRIVAL SO THAT WE CAN GO BACK.TODAY IS THE FINAL DAY THAT WE HAVE TO STAY HERE .PLEASE IF YOU ARE NOT YET READY FOR THE PAYMENT THEN SEND THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER THE SUM OF 200000CFA FOR OUR TRANSPORT. WHEN YOU ARE READY TO PAY FOR THE COMPENSATION YOU DEDUCT THE SAID AMOUNT. (There is no WU where I am but I will be back a Bouake this evening, or not Wink

, stop whining, you have only been waiting there for 3 days Laughing

)

SEND THE SAID MONEY THROUGH YAMOUSSOUKRO BRANCH OF WESTERN UNION. (Yamoussoukro is located 240 kilometers north of Abidjan on rolling hills and plains, which puts it in the Bouake area.) TELL ME THE TEST QUESTION AND ANSWER THROUGH TEXT MESSAGE ON THE NUMBER YOU SENT THE LAST TEXT.

UNDERSTAND THAT IF I HAVE MONEY ON ME RIGHT HERE I WILL NEVER WORRY YOU TO .ASSIST US SO THAT WE CAN GO BACK
I AM OPTIMISTIC THAT YOU ARE OK NOW WE PRAYED FOR YOUR STOMACH ULCER. (<< Yeah, I feel better now Laughing

)
FOR GODS SAKE HELP US.
THANKS
Ixxxx CHxxxx CYRIL
00225056xxxxx

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:48 pm

Quote:

for gods sake help us

Music to my ears

excellent work guys.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I have sent him a text message:

Quote:

Hi, don't worry about the WU payment, as I will be back in Bouake today. Thanks for your ulcer prayers, they worked well.

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:50 pm

I almost feel sorry for them...........hang on a minute. No I don't Laughing

Great work guys Thumbs up

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:32 pm

B finally found some time to check his mails and was very shocked with the previous messages from Cyril:

Quote:

Dear Cyril,

I was shocked to hear that you had so much trouble. I hope everything worked out alright. I have not heard from you after this message, so I assume you were able to reach the gentleman from the courier service and are well on your way home now. I was very sorry that I could not help you out last Saturday. I am still in York and I have not checked my mails since Wednesday. Please let me know that you are alright and have returned hom safely.

My prayers are with you.

BXXXXXXXXXXX

It seems that the lads don't have sufficient money for the internet cafes. I have not heard from him since Saturday.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

persephone wrote:

Please let me know that you are alright and have returned home safely..

^^^^^ You evil git Twisted Evil

They just sent me a text message, unfortunatley, it was just a garbled mess of letters/numbers/characters like *r%af:$t4^*7#;~*, it covered 3 pages on my mobile phone screen, I sent them a text about it:

Quote:

Hi, you just sent me a text, but it was unreadable, it was just a jumble of different keyboard characters, send it again

Hope they still have some credit left to send me some more begging texts Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:21 pm

Simply beautiful....... Do you think they have a camera on that phone to capture their poor sleeping conditions? Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

No emails or texts today, they must be thumbing a lift home Crying or Very sad

I sent them a text a few minutes ago:

Quote:

Where are you now? Sorry for the delay, my flight to Ivory Coast was diverted and you never replied to my texts, why not?

I hope they get back to me so that I can tell them I am now back in Bouake, they must have just missed me Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

The lad has sent me a text reply already, all he says is:

Quote:

i am at bouake airport now

Do I believe him, hmmm, I sent him another text:

Quote:

Why did you not reply to my texts telling you my flight was diverted? I am now in Abidjan and driving to Bouake shortly

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