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Cap419kicker
Ye Olde Privy Smythe
Joined: 13 Jan 2007
Posts: 361
Location: Pushing truck selling Obama shirts on Ring Road Lagos
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:31 am |
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Thought I'd share this one over in the surplus forum
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=799103#799103
This is the funny Mugu ever: Mr Pelvic Wong
What's next, Ms. VA GINA, Barrister??? |
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Padme
Moderator
Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7433
Location: The Rebel Base
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 3:53 am |
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hahahaha I heard from him too. |
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luther
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 11
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:22 am |
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Is this actually a Nigerian posing as being Chinese. I can't imagine trying to pull that off
The English doesn't look Chinese at all but I could see a Chinese person trying to use the English nickname , "pelvic" as in Elvis the Pelvis.
Let us know what happens anyway! |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:49 am |
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Turn his name from Pelvic Wong to Pelvic Inflammatory Disease in 10 emails.
Post up the response. |
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iMike
Elite Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Posted:
Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:52 am |
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Turn his name from Pelvic Wong to Pelvic Inflammatory Disease in 10 emails. |
...or Pelvic Wong to Pelvic Floor in 5. |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:10 pm |
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or Pelvic Wong to Pelvic Thrust in 3. |
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mike hunter
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Nov 2006
Posts: 199
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:03 am |
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:05 am |
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Dionysius
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2004
Posts: 1639
Location: 61 Cockle St, Llareggub
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:12 am |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:01 am |
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^^^^
I'll second that.... |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 11:06 am |
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Actually Two Wongs Can Make It White if 2 chinese brothers set up a chinese laundry service
Sorry |
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Dionysius
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Mar 2004
Posts: 1639
Location: 61 Cockle St, Llareggub
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:46 pm |
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chc74
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 113
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:11 am |
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Ok - the bait is on with this guy,
He's sent me an affadavit - which reads "this affadavit form should be filled by the appropriate beneficiary and return to this court"
Of course I will have it sworn by my local commissioner for oaths and return it directly to the Federal Justice Ministry of Selangor.
That's what it said on the form....
***Of course, I've addressed the email to "Public Wang"*** |
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Maggot
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Oct 2005
Posts: 382
Location: Lower Itchumscrote, Trumpshire
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Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:21 am |
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This guy does not have a clue! Almost as bad as the now normal practice of the lad adding his last name as his first! Once spoke to a Jeffreys Martin once! |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:40 am |
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chc74 wrote: |
***Of course, I've addressed the email to "Public Wang"*** |
Bonus points if you address the next one to "Public WANK" |
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chc74
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 113
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:36 am |
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Will PUBIC Wank do? |
_________________ Enough of all these your insult,For God sake i am banker,i cannot do what you want me to do. - to
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:39 am |
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Nah, the Wank must be Public |
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Cap419kicker
Ye Olde Privy Smythe
Joined: 13 Jan 2007
Posts: 361
Location: Pushing truck selling Obama shirts on Ring Road Lagos
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:08 pm |
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Hilarious. |
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Last edited by Cap419kicker on Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:37 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:14 pm |
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ROTFLOL!
That is a horrible attempt at a Chinese name by a lad.
It would have sounded better with Long Wong. |
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Yastreb
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Joined: 04 Apr 2006
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Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:46 pm |
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Kentucky Fried Movie, in the "A Fistful of Yen" segment - introducing the Kung Fu champions or some such:
"Long Lang!"
"Hung Well!"
"Enormous Genitals!" |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
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Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:55 pm |
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Change Pelvic Wong to "Pickled Schlong" in four and win a free trip to The Pitsberg, Pelvicania. |
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Cap419kicker
Ye Olde Privy Smythe
Joined: 13 Jan 2007
Posts: 361
Location: Pushing truck selling Obama shirts on Ring Road Lagos
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Posted:
Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:36 am |
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Who Flong Pelvic Wong?
or the Church of Blumpkin Road's favorite Asian missionary:
Kreemovsum Yung Pelvic Wong |
_________________ FACTA NON VERBA!
"You must take you antiques somewhere else if you are fake"-Patrick Zuma
"FACK YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR FATHER"--robert_baasi
"Your information is safe with me and will not be used anonymously"-- Dal Cal� Maccio
"you are as useless as your e-mail sound. bingo like." ---Zinriszal Bin Selamat
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