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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:42 pm |
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He is really trying to make B read his mails by shouting very loud and clear:
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DEAR BEAUCHAMP
WE HAVE CONTACTED MR CXXXXXX OF MXXXXXX COURIERS HE SAID THAT HE TRAVELLED TO MALI FOR AN URGENT BUSINESS THAT HE WILL BE BACK TO BOUAKE TOMORROW.AS I TOLD YOU WE ARE STRANDED HERE .SEE HOW POSSIBLE IT IS FOR YOU TO ASSIST US.
READ HIS MESSAGE FROM MAIL.
CYRIL |
He then quoted your email to him, SP. Mugu pain I will ask him tomorrow where he slept |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Mar 2006
Posts: 690
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:49 pm |
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cracking result! |
_________________ go you polkhead, FULK- albert john
I AM THE KING OF SCAMMARS...I WILL GET YOU SOME DAY. -olivier kabah
i can pay $1,0000000 to get your cops to hell - jacob wilson
lagos to douala "i am tired of roaming west africa"
i like pretty flags. want your own?
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Dan Druff
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 247
Location: In a little world of my own.
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:43 pm |
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I am going out for dinner at an expensive restaurant in about 30 minutes, I suggest you do the same and then find a good hotel for the night.... |
Salt in the wounds, I love it. |
_________________ I have read all your mails today, but at the same time, I must confess that I do not understand any of them... (Barr. KELK.)
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luther
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 11
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:55 pm |
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Bravo!
I especially enjoyed th expensive restaurant comment also.
In this situation would it be advisable to make a hotel reservation for him before-hand and send him in that direction? |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 10:51 pm |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:19 am |
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nice one guys!!! |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:15 am |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:40 am |
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i can`t help but hum Benny Hills theme tune....... i don`t know why! |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:12 pm |
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Dan Druff
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 247
Location: In a little world of my own.
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:16 pm |
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^^^^
Bwaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa
Remember to ask him if he had a good nights sleep and apologise to him for taking so long to reply but your ulcers are playing up due to the rich food and fine wine you had at your fancy restaurant. |
_________________ I have read all your mails today, but at the same time, I must confess that I do not understand any of them... (Barr. KELK.)
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:21 pm |
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^^^^^ Yes, I am going to send him a couple of texts saying that sort of stuff
The internet cafes must be closed there today, either that or they have no money to go to the cafe, I will tell them I wont be back to Bouake until quite late this evening, at which point, there might be a medical emergency with my ulcers and I can't get back to Bouake until Monday
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Sent him 2 texts:
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Hi, did you find a good hotel and eat well last night? I had a lovely meal, the food was very rich and it upset my ulcers. |
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Hi, my stomach ulcers are painful so I wont arrive back to Bouake until this evening, sit tight until I return, have a meal and give me the bill later. |
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Another I sent:
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Hi, did you sleep well last night? Good job you didn't have to sleep at the airport. I slept in a water bed, it was very comfortable! |
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Dan Druff
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 247
Location: In a little world of my own.
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:04 pm |
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Pure evil Love it though |
_________________ I have read all your mails today, but at the same time, I must confess that I do not understand any of them... (Barr. KELK.)
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:09 pm |
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time to find a brothel methinks |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Ethian
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Aug 2006
Posts: 144
Location: The place i live in
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 7:52 pm |
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Congrats on that, hope the airport is a bit comfy... Well, lads, hope they're used to sleeping outside Rub it in, and keep that guy pissed... |
_________________ "1. Are you aware of any relative/relation whose last contact address was in the untied kingdom?" (Robert Rice)
"Know can fuck me twice ok,if you can send money them forget about it and don contact me again,because you all are the same thing." (Mr Renta)
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:14 pm |
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Can't wait for tomorrow to see some new mails from this pet. B is going to be very shocked by the way the courier service treated him. Too bad he is out of the country, so he won't be able to help him. The journey back is going to be painful....... |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sun Jan 21, 2007 10:08 pm |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:25 pm |
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I just received a nice email from them, does it sound like they are having a shitty time :
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DEAR Cxxxxx
IT IS ABSOLUTELY UNFORTUNATE THAT WE GOT EXHAUSTED ON OUR WAY TO THIS PLACE DUE TO VARIUOS BORDERS THAT WE CROSSED. THE EXPENSES WAS ENORMOUS. (what, you mean you had to pay bribes to all the border guards, don't forget the return trip )
WE ARE STILL AT THE AIRPORT WAITING FOR YOUR ARRIVAL SO THAT WE CAN GO BACK.TODAY IS THE FINAL DAY THAT WE HAVE TO STAY HERE .PLEASE IF YOU ARE NOT YET READY FOR THE PAYMENT THEN SEND THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER THE SUM OF 200000CFA FOR OUR TRANSPORT. WHEN YOU ARE READY TO PAY FOR THE COMPENSATION YOU DEDUCT THE SAID AMOUNT. (There is no WU where I am but I will be back a Bouake this evening, or not , stop whining, you have only been waiting there for 3 days )
SEND THE SAID MONEY THROUGH YAMOUSSOUKRO BRANCH OF WESTERN UNION. (Yamoussoukro is located 240 kilometers north of Abidjan on rolling hills and plains, which puts it in the Bouake area.) TELL ME THE TEST QUESTION AND ANSWER THROUGH TEXT MESSAGE ON THE NUMBER YOU SENT THE LAST TEXT.
UNDERSTAND THAT IF I HAVE MONEY ON ME RIGHT HERE I WILL NEVER WORRY YOU TO .ASSIST US SO THAT WE CAN GO BACK
I AM OPTIMISTIC THAT YOU ARE OK NOW WE PRAYED FOR YOUR STOMACH ULCER. (<< Yeah, I feel better now )
FOR GODS SAKE HELP US.
THANKS
Ixxxx CHxxxx CYRIL
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:48 pm |
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for gods sake help us |
Music to my ears
excellent work guys. |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:50 pm |
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GoldDalek
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 25 Feb 2006
Posts: 663
Location: Back after a while away
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:50 pm |
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I almost feel sorry for them...........hang on a minute. No I don't
Great work guys |
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"Wank not Wanker..pls." - Clement Wank.
<---- because sometimes a rose just isn't enough- TS
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Get a shiny name here - Internet Fraud Centre |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:32 pm |
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B finally found some time to check his mails and was very shocked with the previous messages from Cyril:
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Dear Cyril,
I was shocked to hear that you had so much trouble. I hope everything worked out alright. I have not heard from you after this message, so I assume you were able to reach the gentleman from the courier service and are well on your way home now. I was very sorry that I could not help you out last Saturday. I am still in York and I have not checked my mails since Wednesday. Please let me know that you are alright and have returned hom safely.
My prayers are with you.
BXXXXXXXXXXX |
It seems that the lads don't have sufficient money for the internet cafes. I have not heard from him since Saturday. |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:50 pm |
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Please let me know that you are alright and have returned home safely.. |
^^^^^ You evil git
They just sent me a text message, unfortunatley, it was just a garbled mess of letters/numbers/characters like *r%af:$t4^*7#;~*, it covered 3 pages on my mobile phone screen, I sent them a text about it:
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Hi, you just sent me a text, but it was unreadable, it was just a jumble of different keyboard characters, send it again |
Hope they still have some credit left to send me some more begging texts |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:21 pm |
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Simply beautiful....... Do you think they have a camera on that phone to capture their poor sleeping conditions? |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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x46 3x 2x 2x 2x 3x 9x 3x 2x 4 days of travel - 7 days stuck in airport |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:20 pm |
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:38 pm |
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