Fightin' Irish! **BAD LANGUAGE**

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Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:48 am

My latest Character, ex IRA member Dirk O'Malley, is not a nice man. In fact, He's probably the most violent man in all of Ireland, and has a tendancy to completely fly off the handle at the smallest thing.

So, when Charles Soludo ask him for three hundred quid to get a business deal moving, he becomes very angry indeed.

**WARNING- BAD LAGUAGE! ** ( But not from the lad Wink

)

http://www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com/aspx/templates/business2.aspx?msgid=205034

Enjoy! Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:38 pm

Makes me giggle.

Yes the language is bad...but it fits the character perfectly. I am only sorry gaz that it is so short.

Without telling you to suck eggs have you tried any of the following in order to keep the bait going?

1. Introduce a new character who is a bit more sensible to get your lad back on the hook.

2. Set up a new addy and contact your lad telling him that: You work for the Irish Intelligence service and you have reason to believe that he has been contacted by a dangerous criminal calling himself 'Dirk O'Malley'
Your dept will offer $$$$$ reward payable by WU for any information leading to an arrest.

3. Send him the WU details and then try any of the above.

I for one would dearly like to see this one carry on a bit a longer Wink

After all Dirk O'Malley seems like a sound bloke Laughing

Posted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:52 pm

Loved it! Very funny.

Posted: Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:36 am

Wow, great character and great replies!!! Wish it was longer, but feck him, he was probably a feckin' Protestant... Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:15 am

Being Irish I have naturally responded to some of the Donkeys like that just for personal fulfillment..and they always bite..it's so funny to see it on here..good shtuff m8..keep it up...

Maybe try to get some weapons off them and pix...say your a weapons dealer looking to buy...I'm sure once they realise they've been scammed...the shit will hit the fan...just a suggestion...gives me an idea actually...I'm sure the police would interested in a weapon smuggling mugu clan..?????? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:08 am

nice one Gaz, i read that scam, pity it was very short, it inspired my retired I.R.A. chaplain, he`s where i send my unsucessful baits with me lads, for a good old dose of abuse, you see the good(?) Father is a tad paranoid of the security services after getting shrapnel in the brain from blessing a community employment initiative (portadownnews.com now finished sadly) and excessive use of whiskey doesn`t help matters!!

it takes some serious editing to get the drunk anger across, i had one lad (indian i think) on alright terms, until he mentioned the bank of england, i`m now sending him 20 mails a day to get an apology!!
i`ve also introduced a lad to him, who`s mocking his idiocy,and his passport! and telling him of the riches the good(?) father has sent to him while drunk.
now just to clarify, i`m Irish but my mother is English, and i`ve family in England, i do not support terrorism, i just wish paisley and his crowd would admit they are Irish!!
i`m strictly following the rules with my current baits, but the good (?) father is a way to blow off steam!! and so i won`t be sharing or publishing any of his current stuff , it`s strictly for me and a few close friends. i really don`t want to offend anyone here. only the mugus!!

i`m still very new to this but i`ll definitely be refining this bait, cos the comedic value is quite high

anyway folks

Keep up the whuppin
and take care out there

Sam Spudz

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:06 am

***Mod Note***

I realise that this is a Necro, but I am willing to overlook Necro of old threads IN THIS FORUM ONLY

I appreciate that newer members are reading some of the published baits for the 1st time and wish to provide feedback to the original poster.

Cherrie

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 6:40 am

Yes Cherrie, this is a Classic, and full of technique for new folks. (Although the techniques have never worked for me). Confused

Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:17 am

It's good that you bumped this topic, I can't believe that I had missed it!!!

Pretty good stuff!!! keep up the good work!!! Razz

Posted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 3:57 pm

Ive just finished a new one with the same character, which is much, much longer than this one..I shall post it as soon as Ive finished laying it out Very Happy

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:22 am

This is absolutely delightful! I can just hear good ol' Dirk angrily murmuring as he's typing away...

Can't wait to see the lad who actually held on to this character Smile

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 Dec 2006 Posts: 1

Dirk O'Malley rules!

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:59 am

can I just point out a newer bait with this guy? its at

http://www.mustdestroy419.talkspot.com/aspx/templates/business2.aspx?msgid=260708

but nobody seems to see it on the other thread I posted. Cant have you all missing out, eh? Very Happy

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 21 Dec 2006 Posts: 96

I am speechless.... This IS a masterpiece ....
P.S.: I have just checked your website - what other wonderful characters!

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:34 am

This guy not only takes the cake, but eats it, and then recycles it for another go-round!
Dirk has taken insulting to another level entirely! Poor Soludo (NOT!)
Really Awesome bait!

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

Great stuff there, I havent laughed so hard in quite a while.

thanks for that!

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:43 am

Absolute classic stuff - there are tears streaming down my face and my ribs are hurting - what more can I say ? I hope you'll be doing it some more - can't wait to see it.

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:37 am

I very much enjoyed these. Very Happy

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Dec 2005 Posts: 2

I think you should give your lad a fright. Let an agent of the Irish Intelligence Service email him with the information that Mr. O'Malley is on his way and in a foul mood. Oh, yes, include a picture of an IRA nasty and create a homicidal record for Mr. O'Malley. Maybe your lad will **** in his pants at the internet cafe!

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