Did my lad just write me a love letter? -update- Yes!

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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:53 pm

This is seriously messed up

First off, I want to make it very clear that our relationship thus far has been purely professional. This lad is one that I brought back from an old hand writing bait (shiver's same format) where he copied the entire book Alice In Wonderland.

I have basically just been screwing him around with every trick in the baiter book trying to grant him part of the payment he never received. Just recently I tried getting some trophy pics out of him; Here was his response.

Confused

Richard Koffi to Me

Quote:

Attention;

What happened to us? The promise we made five months ago to say "that your
boss is gong to send the money until now upon the whole work that I did with
your boss" every day - no matter what?

I know I have shut you out in many ways, and that is only because of the
distance and matter-of-fact way I was sensing coming from you. I wish I
could stop your boss expectation of picture or what ever, as you apparently
have with me; but I have never lied to you and I won't start now even though
there is distance between us.

It was and always will be a "Magic Moment" for me when you walked into my
life and, like a prince, turned my world into a fairytale of project��
ALICE IN ADIVENTURE ��and passion unknown to mankind. I believed you when
you told me we would always, "If nothing else be best friends." Why did you
lie about such a thing? That you lost my number +233 243 535 409

I realize you may never read this, I can only hope - as you used to tell me,
maybe, like our bottle at sea, this message will find its way to you, to let
you know that I will always want to run good business are fragrance am still
in this company, no matter what and that our memories will never fade from
within my soul. "Soul mates," you said. (Just for the record, I never really said that)

If you believe that, then you don't need these words to know what I am
feeling. Your boss hurts me and I know we have those circumstances in our
lives that have kept us apart, but I now believe that if they weren't there,
if it was just the two of us, we would still, for whatever reasons you have,
be where we are right now - a thousand miles from nowhere.

I don't know how to stop the pain of losing both a best friend and his boss
said manager of Gunit OR What Ever. Be happy, my Raymond Pist you can loose
your job because your master is not a honesty man, he deals on
productivities and dreamer and I will always wish for, upon our star, that
someday you will again walk into my life as you did Seven Months now, tell
your boss I work much but never let money work me . Hope you understand
better. Ring me if possible. +233 243 545 409.

Forever and beyond yours,

Richard Koffi.

I am not exactly sure what he was going for with this one.

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:20 pm

Quote:

I am not exactly sure what he was going for with this one.

you got his phone number - why not ask?
preferrebly in the wee small hours

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:26 pm

Is he just not checking you out? making sure that he has a 'victum'?

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:50 pm

^^^I have been baiting this guy for a long long time now. I am not the victim, He is.

Anyways
I just realized that he sent this same letter to my "boss", whom he has never exchanged emails with or spoken to ever. He gave my boss no explanation for why he sent him the email.

What a freakin wierdo

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 12:21 am

Just a thought - as he clearly has great talent, why not tell him that a poetry reading tour could be arranged and test him out on the phone with William Wordsworths, Daffodils. It's a classic poem but would be hilarious coming out of a mugu's mouth.

The words are here -

http://www.answers.com/topic/i-wandered-lonely-as-a-cloud

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:24 am

Looks like your lads been visiting http://library.lovingyou.com/letters/letter.shtml?ID=684
Edit - at least he remembered to take out "darling". Do you think that he even understands the letter? Maybe he just thought it sounded nice and grovelly.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:34 am

That son of a bitch I knew it!!!!

I thought about googling that email but i never got around to it. Ha Ha. He really did send me a love letter.

Question

Should I call him out on it? Or just send him another love letter back?

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:36 am

How about I send him this one?

http://library.lovingyou.com/letters/letter.shtml?ID=229

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

It must get very, very lonley being a lad.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:33 am

That's a great response, Keyser. I say to go with it.

Go with it, see if you can make him your lover, get some sig material, burn him (as your lover), make up, rinse, repeat and Bob's your uncle.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 10:30 pm

^^^Oh I really want to do that but I think there still might be a chance that he will take the trophy pictures. I really shouldn't have made the picture requirements so outlandish though Rolling Eyes

. I just misjudged my lad and thought that he was much more hooked into the bait than he really was.

So I am going to hold off on the love affair and try to see how good my trophy baiting skills are.

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:33 am

Ah, the rare but amusing Delusional Randomly Lovelorn Lad. I love that kind. I don't know what makes them do it, but I've had the odd (emphasis on the odd) lad whom I would give a royal kick in the arse, give him an ear-ringing dressing down where the nicest thing I call him is a scumsucking scammer who should rot for eternity in Hell while Satan's minions put very pointy pitchforks in interesting places, and they come bouncing back, whining about how you promised you were going to run away together and offered to bear his children. And they seem to come up with this "but you said you loved me!" stuff totally out of the blue f*ck nowhere, as one of my friends likes to say.

Beats me what they hope to accomplish by it. I suppose they fancy every single woman is lonely and wants to get married yesterday and also fancy themselves Love Gods. They have delusions of competence about being able to sweet talk you back into the scam, I think, by "wooing" you.

Not to mention, I think some of them just like the refreshing honesty of a woman willing to call them out for being the disgusting worms that they are. It seems to give some of them that special tingly feeling. Be warned, they tend to stick to the bottom of your high-heeled dominatrix boots just like chewing gum on a summer day...

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:51 am

... and I was almost feeling a little pity for my lad mrs bean. So, I guess you think not then ? The poor lad is suffering so terribly. Maybe it's because I'm a guy and I know the terrible anguish burning his very soul.

Just say yes- and I'll consign him to the torments of Hell. I've never been a girl before, and I have no inclination to be one (in case you wondered Wink

) but the power you have is quite exhillarating.

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:11 pm

Meh, it's not like it's that impressive when the boy's a scammer. They'll fall in love with anything with a pulse. Or not. Pulse optional. I've never even had to supply a pornstar picture. Or, for that matter, a picture at all. I very rarely have to reveal my gender, either. The ladettes fall for my very girly-named character in droves, too.

Try it, it's rather fun to see how many messages it takes to scrape him off. You can always relent a message, then dress him down two, and so on. You might could love him if only he would write you a love poem and recite it to you on the phone, or dress as Cyrano and take a picture... You can probably keep him going for eons if you toss him a reasonably attractive picture now and again. Me, I tend to be tempted to see just how much abuse they'll take while continuing to profess their undying love.

And remember, it's a lad, so there's probably no anguish burning in his soul, unless it's for your wallet. In the unlikely event that there is, just tell him consider it good practice for the future. The one with the pitchforks in interesting places.

Now, on the other hand, if I could exert that kind of power over the type of men I would actually want to be attracted to me, that would be something else entirely.

Being a girl has a number of things to recommend it, not the least of which being that you get away with a lot of things while baiting.

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