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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:56 pm |
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I love getting responses like this from a lad:
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Daddy, i have just completed filling the aplication forms.
this cost me alot of money of which you know my condition, i did all this on credit basic, which i promise internet cafe owner that i will pay him back as soon as posible.
Daddy i hope on you because i dont have any other way of paying back this debt. |
That one just made my day. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:58 pm |
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Is this guy's name Dagban Musa by any chance? |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:02 pm |
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Daddy ??? Have you done something to his brain ? - That really impresses me |
_________________ Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:04 pm |
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Better than the slightly more 'removed' uncle that I normally get. It is some term of affection or something. Someone a little more experience with their lingo can probably explain better than me. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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st.piran
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jan 2007
Posts: 57
Location: The dark side of the moon
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:10 pm |
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I have a lad on the go that calls me 'the daddy' because I told him too, as he is my 'bitch'!! |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:47 pm |
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Yeah, I told this lad to call me daddy. It seems as if his father died years ago, and his poor mother just passed on due to cancer (although it was the stroke that concerned her most), and I have appointed myself his father.
This lad just sent me his church application form. Part of the form required the writing of "Jabberwocky" in Biblical Greek. We'll see how he did. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:02 pm |
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See what happens when I come here looking for the name of my next god for my new religion? I get a great name like Jabberwocky. Thanks, Jayhawk! [/threadjack]
Sometimes the lads will use calling you daddy to try to gain favor, make it feel like they are feeling really close to you, to GUILT you into sending the money. Also designed to make you feel like you are the one in control of the situation... Imagine what you might get from a lad that had actually studied psychology... |
_________________ I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:11 pm |
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Well slap my face and call me Rhonda. The lad completed all 20 pages of my application form, including the writing of Jabberwocky in English, Japanese and Biblical Greek. And, (I'm not bragging here), he did it a day early.
It's a pitty that half of the work will have to be redone. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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st.piran
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jan 2007
Posts: 57
Location: The dark side of the moon
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:22 pm |
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@jayhawk, youv'e gotta publish this! Sounds like the mutts nuts. Do you mind if i nick a couple of your ideas? Thanks dude.
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:38 pm |
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Yeah, if he does everything I'm asking him to do I'll publish. Unfortunately he'll have to redo the majority of his application form. I told him to make a real effort on the form, as we only get one shot before the board. Sadly he really didn't make enough of an effort on a few of the questions.
When I get a chance I'll upload a couple of pages to photobucket. A portion of the application form asks him to explain what is going on in various pictures. I rather like his explanation to the photo of "dogs playing poker."
He did include another TPS cover sheet for his expense reimbursement though, so I guess he's got that going for him. Unfortunately he put down his real name (or so I assume) rather than the name he is baiting by.
Feel free to steal away. That's what we're all here for, right? |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:13 am |
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Very similar syntax to a lad I'm baiting. Would you divulge his name, perchance? |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:31 am |
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Copy that Jayhawk! 10-4. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
Goat dog |
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Sgt Cho
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 476
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:34 am |
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hehe Jabberwocky, always loved that poem... I will borrow that one sometime during a bait for sure!
Sounds like you got that lad eating out of your hand, Jayhawk. Very Good Work there. |
_________________ 'then you are goat zoomtard' vallentino
'call me what ever you like my God is biger than yours amen' bekija zuma
'why is the government allowing people like you to live among human beings. People like you are suppose to be at the zoo.' janice churton
'Please come and f* me my love,your bobs are driving me crazy' EO
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:14 am |
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I've found with some cultures that once you have known them for a while that you will become Aunty or Uncle to all of the extended family. I feel it is a sign of respect and shows that you have been included into the whole family. However this also has other dangers as you are then expected to help out with the family and all of a sudden you find yourself doing love jobs for people you don't really know.
Actually that was the nice version.
It's really a matter of control and manipulation |
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somejerk
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Dec 2006
Posts: 104
Location: Between my computer and chair
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:01 am |
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I've got a she-lad...Joy something...calls me Daddy in every sentence. |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:37 am |
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This is one persistent lad. He faxed me the twenty pages of the application form (attached to three emails), yet I told him that I couldn't open them because attaching that many pics to one email clogs the email up(?). I then told him he needed to scan them and send them to me one pic at a time.
He did this. He sent me 20 emails. I got my first email at 6:30 and the last one a little after 9:00. That's 2 1/2 hours spent copying and faxing.
I'm really lazy on posting pics but I'll get some of them uploaded and share. He's going to have to redo a large portion of the application, but he actually didn't do a bad job writing out Jabberwocky in both English, Japanese and Biblical Greek. The Biblical Greek one had to be a royal b*tch. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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