Bristol Zoo Bait [With Sound pg.5]

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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:38 pm

Well, Peter has an explanation of noise flu, and answers to Jimmy's questions:

Peter Smith wrote:

Dear Chilly,

Thanks for the mail. Noise flu is a funny sickness it is very disturbing and make ones very uncomfortable,
It comes with headache and your noise will be running fluid and it is very had to control.
Most time you will be having cool when the weather us hot and this noise flu is usually cause by dusty environment and smoke too.
Like you know l don't smoke and l hate dust maybe because l attended a festival in my village some weeks back and it was dusty that was why l had the nose flu.
I am getting better now.
I did not take a picture then but sometime l will take one and send to you okay.
Let me answer your questions.

Here are Peter's musings on fatherhood

Do you beat your children with a stick or your bare hands?
My Answer: No l use my hand
Have you sold any of them?
My Answer: I have never done that and l wont try it
When hungry, would you eat your children?
My Answer: l wont eat them l will rather endure and even provide more food for them to eat
If you found that your children had not performed as you expected, how many bones would you break?
My Answer: l will talk to them and teach them the best way to perform better next time
Do you accept ugly children?
My Answer: Yes l will accept because children are from God and it is what you put in that you get
Have you had sex with your wife since you had your children?
My Answer: Sure l have and it fun
If so, is she any good now? (I have had sex with almost all of the females, I will be upset if they do not perform as well now that they are mothers.)
My Answer: I have only had sex with my wife and it was fund
What is the average child's pain threshold.
My Answer: 14 days
Will breaking this threshold make them stronger?
My answer: No it won't

Thanks for listening.

Peter

The first of the eggs is hatching. What to do now?

EDIT: 200th Post!

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:45 pm

So he IS married. Ugly kids....

Quote:

and it is what you put in that you get

Will keep nasty remark to myself....

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:03 pm

^^^^
Not nessecarily. I'll be probing the fatherhood thing further. I think I'm onto something.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 80

and today is Penguin Awareness Day!

http://holidayinsights.com/other/penguinawareness.htm

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:37 pm

@shotgun ...nice find ^^^^^^ !!!!!

Happy Camper ....you got to work that in somewhere

Quote:

Penguin Awareness Day, and World Penguin Day are great opportunities to learn about and appreciate one of the few natives of Antarctica ........

These days are also a time to wear black and white---penguin colors. However, wearing a tuxedo in their honor is optional. It is also popular today to tell a penguin joke or two.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Posts: 13

Guys&Girls, please keep this bait going for as long as possible, my nephews and my daughter (11, 12 and 7 years old) are now devoted fans of your mugu who's talking to his buddy penguin and the elephant. They're demanding updates from me every day. They also appreciated mugu&Tracey love story, so I'd need updates on this one too Smile

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 07 Dec 2006 Posts: 80

so nice of the professor and T to make a cake!

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:31 am

Super Sexy Tracey hasn't written to, or heard from Prince since writing her last letter to him. She is totally unaware of Prince having a wife or children.

On Sunday afternoon he writes to explain his silence ...... is he having an affair with a girl called " Malaria " ?

Prince writes

Quote:

Hello Tracey,

I have been down with malaria that was l have not called you though l tried your phone line twice and it was not connecting.
I am very sorry for not communicating with you.
I really missed your voice and l do hope to call you real soon.

ten kisses

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:02 pm

Penguin Awareness Day ... where the Antarctican Natives wear traditional tail coats on Pinguiinide Paraad Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

He's been down with malaria? This lad doesn't mess around, does he? He could have had a cold or the flu, but this lad goes right for malaria!

How does Sexy Tracey feel about having her beloved stricken with malaria? You know, I've heard that malaria can make one sterile. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:24 pm

As u know, I bait this lad in an independent bait. Don't be surprised when he comes up with

Lolo Chinwe Ononiwu

to whom you can make payments now as well Wink

I did NOT mask the name coz the risk that it might spoil the bait weights lower then the chance that a real vic might find it - both chances fairly low, though

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:00 pm

There has been a lot of mail traffic between Super Sexy Tracey and the Prince ..... it's just lover's chit chat you don't need to know what lovers talk about .. just in case you are wondering ...he never wears a condom !!!!

Anyway, he seems to be asking Super Sexy Tracey if the Zoo is for real

Quote:

Tracey,

How are you, what is really wrong with your phone l have been trying to reach you and its not connecting don't you have another line. My immediate sister in now in London and she will want to meet you. Should l give her your number so that you can call her.
Please l want to get some clarification are you sure that Zoo stuff is real??? If yes why then did Andy Pandy gave me a fake western union money transfer information? I am still looking at it to be fake and real fake.
I have written to the lotto man to stop emailing you, l also have one proposal from someone in Ghana regarding a money transfer deal and l am working on it though they are asking me to pay some fees but it is better that the lotto stuff cos l am 100% the lotto stuff is fake.
I keep on looking at your pictures every day and l must confess that you make my day each time l look at it.

Keep the ball roiling and have a trillion kiss.

Peter

Periscope .. has he be writing to you as a Lotto Lad. or phoning you ??

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:42 pm

What do you mean the line is not connecting? That's is why you should not call during office hours, Prince. Some people work (in scary banks where you cannot answer your cell phone and ask the caller to sing love songs to you). He has not contacted the lotto lad at all. Feel free to scare him by saying Tracy sent some money over WU. Laughing

Just to sure, let me check the box. Oops, stand corrected. He did mail the lotto lad, just did it today:

Quote:

My gee, Tracey na my girl friend. Iam 9ger guy so just forget that Lotto
stuff with her l have warned her to forget about it.Please dont give her
bill to pay again okay. Try others and good day. Prince

Aaaawww, how cute!

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:46 pm

^^^^^^^ Super Sexy Tracey says thanks Periscope Embarassed

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:12 pm

^Super Sexy Tracey should learn how to spell.

What would you like me to do, Spot? Any ideas on the reply of the lotto lad?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:35 pm

It would be great to make some sort of reply. Ladspeake would be best, but you would have to keep it up. ..... There must be some good possibilities here.

Open to suggestions .......

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:45 pm

Ladspeak is not a problem, generator loves me Wink

They usually insist on calling me though, and keeping up ladspeak on the phone will be a problem to whatever gentleman baiter would graciously accept to take that call.

I thought it was very nice that Prince did not tell the lad not to chop his dollar, or proposed to divide the funds, but referred to Tracey as his girlfriend. Maybe the lad can make fun of Prince, saying there is no way he has a rich girlfriend. Pretty rich girls do not fall for ugly poor guys. Maybe Prince feels the need to brag about his trophy girlfriend, that could be fun.

Or maybe the lotto lad needs advice on how to hook a nice rich girl himself. Or trade: leave the girlfriend alone if Prince can trade her for a paying maga. If Prince has a vic on the hook, he may give the details. Or trade for a good way to generate some income: maybe Prince will direct lotto lad to the zoo to talk to the elephant and the penguin. This lotto lad can make quite a few bucks, since he is quicker filling in the forms (there is no way I am talking to that ruddy penguin though) and Prince will think he needs to keep the zoo happy to get his pay.

Just some ideas, let me know what you like best. Other baiters, feel free to suggest as well. Spot, you call the shots, it is your bait.

EDITed to correct LottA into lottO, I miss Lotta...... Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:42 am

^^^^^^ @Periscope ...it actually Happy Campers bait. It just seems to have split two ways ...... maybe 3 if the Lotto man gets involved !! Smile

Go for whatever you choose as the Lotto Lad ..... I didn't think it's compulsary for Ladspeak, you can be operating out of mainland Europe and speak English or Cloggish. Just write in a way that he has to write back

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:15 am

So ,,, while Periscope decides what she wants to do about being the telephone voice of Super Sexy Tracey and a Lotto Lad Super Sexy Tracey replies to Princes Last Letter

Quote:

Hey Prince mister ... the phone don't get answered all the time cuz I get out most of the day going 4 job I/Vs ...bes to try in the evenings time ....hey get yr sister to phone me sometime if she is in London ..maybe we can meet up. Is she older than you or what ??? ..... That zoo is certainly 4real, but since I left theyr shit at all the paper work and things like that. .... I bet you told that Lotto man wear to get off, what did he say back to you ????

Whats this about a money deal in Ghana ??? U goin' to make sum more money ? ...hey glad you liked my pikki ...Im attachin another one 4U ..........hey, I just remembered .. what happened to that photo you were goin' to make for my uncle ??

Hugs and Kisses

Rite back soon .....Tracey

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:08 pm

I noticed another obvious thing the lad missed which makes him really thick!!! The translator machine translates text only at the moment right? So when Jimmy mentions hearing Andy talking about something, how could Jimmy understand this? This lad is so thick!! Excellent bait by the way, a real web being built up here, imagine if this goes on and most of the people he talks to are baiters, then when the bait ends, his whole world will dissapear!! This is a work of art guys, would love to be involved!! Keep it up!!

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:50 pm

@ Maggot ....I don't see why you shouldn't be an ex-boyfriend of Super Sexy Tracey who has just discovered The Prince's e-mail address, or maybe a prospective employer writing for a reference for a job she has applied for (and won't get !!).

PM me if you want to hop on board and I'll give you details and I'll sign you up for a one week bit part contract ..... the pay is crap but you get to share the shower with Tracey Cool

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:51 pm

I leave it a bit open, I think. Gonna wait for Prince to reply to see where to take this one. I didn't promise him to leave her alone, but I am very willing to negotiate. Here is my short message to him:

Quote:

Hey man, are you guyman too? Got jobs? I need this maga.You give me good job and I will leave the maga for you. She really your girlfriend?

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 10:11 am

Uh-Oh

Peter Smith wrote:

Dear Andy,

You can see l was reluntant to pick the money because l know it was fake and guess what, l went to the western union with Amaka and they confirm that the western union was fake so Mr Andy, how do we continue when we have a contract of about 200,000 dollars and the first 2,000 dollars you send was fake.
I think you are far better than that.

Peter

Cue angry reply...

Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2007 5:15 pm

Angry replies are good.... we like angry replies!! Angry lad = happy baiter! Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:43 pm

see a nice trophy of that very guy (from an independant bait, though) ...

HERE !!!

Edit: Added a 2nd pic there. Thanx to persephone who took some phonecalls for me.

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