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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:08 pm |
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i think he better get this checked out,
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you will understand that my bed gets wet every night while i am thinking of you. |
i`m having fun with this mugu, my first bait with a female character, we`re going to be getting married and he`s been doing his research
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There will be entertainments on friday and saturday special gift items for 3 pastors printing of special programms
Payment for the Receiption hall
chicken and Two cows, Drinks
Caterer and services
Canopy
Food stuff
Decorations Hall
4 banners
Transportation
The wedding Rings, i would prefer a quality type which must be from Canada. Your finger is the same with mine, i believe.
The size of my shoe 42
The size of my suit is length 43 inches for troucers Waste 34 inches
Shirt neck 17 inches Hand length 24 inches
Note; The father of the day shall put on the same wear with me.
The best man will also put on the same wear with me
Your pople shall put on the same wear almost with you.
Also my people 6 girls the same wear
My parents shall put on one type of dress different to others
Your parents shall put on different wear to my parents
Call my uncle Pastor <Mugu> for further talk.
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_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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Dan Druff
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 247
Location: In a little world of my own.
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:35 pm |
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Congrats on the forthcoming marriage SamSpudz, I hope you will be very happy together.
I too am about to be wed but my intended must send me a video with his down on one knee proposal before he gets any conjugals.
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chicken and Two cows, Drinks |
This need an explanation.
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The size of my shoe 42 |
Christ, I can see why you want to marry him. |
_________________ I have read all your mails today, but at the same time, I must confess that I do not understand any of them... (Barr. KELK.)
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:46 pm |
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chicken and Two cows, Drinks |
hopefully for sacrifice, but most likely for his stag do,
also here is one of many futile attempts to extract cash
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Registration for courtship with $300, we will be expected to attend enterview with Marriage Committee for 4 times in 3 mouths. This money has to be paid now. |
looks like my darling is going to slappy town soon! |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:10 pm |
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Ahhh, you theres nowt better than a mugu in love....
My fiance will be travelling to the Gambia to meet with me, as long as my granny approves of his proposal.. (thats where YOU come in to the plot VP..) |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:24 pm |
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Hand length 24 inches |
He's already been reprob8'd then? |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:54 pm |
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Caterer and services
Canopy
Food stuff |
Is that to keep the sun off, or is he after a nibble for starters?
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...we will be expected to attend enterview with Marriage Committee for 4 times in 3 mouths |
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_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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BarneyG
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2004
Posts: 853
Location: Moe's Tavern
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Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:45 am |
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you will understand that my bed gets wet every night while i am thinking of you. |
Oh no! He's notorious bedwetter!
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Also my people 6 girls the same wear |
Tell him, your tradition is to have 6 naked girls... just think of some bizzare "traditions" and you'll have nice photo trophy on your hands |
_________________ Baits archive.
Mrs. Damirez (Lottery scam): That sums up your person as been fraudulent. Our legal team have been instructed to bring criminal charges against you in the EU court.
Mrs. Damirez: We are just sick and tired with this cat and mouse game you have forced us into.
Mary Ray: the Investigation Authority will be after you and you know what that means.
Ogomegbunam:is there at any time or point in the future a need or requisition for blood ritual?
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Dareth Ioggmao
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 171
Location: Somewhere In Time
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Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:14 pm |
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Tell hiim that you won't marry him unless he promises to sleep in the wet spot. Get it in writing! |
_________________ " I anticipate your unalloyed co-operation" - Gabriel Zigamur
"If i do not hear from you by then..I would have to do what i have to do..cos nobody runs away with my money.." - James Weir |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:35 pm |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Wed Jan 17, 2007 7:10 pm |
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i have him on 2 angles!! the wedding and a soccer team, but unfortunately his first mail to his future extremely rich philanthropist father in law was rather counter-productive, can you believe he asked for money? and to quote M4J1R B9B
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why i oughta slap you around like a red-headed step child, |
this is gonna be fun |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:35 am |
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now, here`s some more of Persephones talents,
http://media.putfile.com/lonely-kingsley
she was able to play Edna,right after Tracy!! there`s no end to Persephones talents.....or she likes to put it around a bit
Thank You Percy! |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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spot
Moderator
Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:55 am |
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Well done Periscope can't wait for the Lad to phone you back |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:07 am |
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Hmmmm he's certainly taking a detailed interest in the wedding arrangements - are you sure he's not gay?
That sound is the sound of a man in lurve |
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"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:51 pm |
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^Too bad I could hardly understand him. Had no idea if he had started on the poem or finished it. Hasn't called me back since. It is a smart lad, he checked the phone number with Sam and wrote it down wrong. He keeps saying that he got someone else on the phone which is impossible. Good excuse not to call, but he will get it right sooner or later. Phone is ready. Which one is going to call first? Prince or Kingers? Mugu competition. What will we reward the mugu with who calls first? |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
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x46 3x 2x 2x 2x 3x 9x 3x 2x 4 days of travel - 7 days stuck in airport |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:01 pm |
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_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Lpico
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Nov 2006
Posts: 161
Location: coonztowne
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:22 am |
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Your pople shall put on the same wear almost with you. |
All of your pople should almost wear wedding dresses. But not quite. |
_________________ also for me to continue my education because i am just here surfing doing nothing. --solomon johnson
so i have decided to send you this palm flirt concerning my father. --stella
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:22 am |
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OMG I'm gonna chuck
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