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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 7:47 pm

Here's my response to "Blessed Samuel" - he wants me to help him on a next of kin scam...Think he'll reply??

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Well, that's typical. My husband leaves me and takes the goddamn kids, my car is a piece of c*, and now I'm getting letters from a guy in some third world s* who is too f* stupid to figure out how to properly transfer funds without some American to hold his hand. Sorry about the tone of this letter but it's been a bad f* week, and, quite frankly, I don't have time to p* around with idiots - As a matter of fact, I'm not sorry about the tone of this letter at all, you contacted me, deal with it, a*. Let's get this straight, you and I both know transferring unclaimed funds is a f* crime. If you don't know that, you're even more of a f* moron than I already think you are. By the way, what kind of f* name is "Blessed Samuel?" Is Samuel your first or last name? What kind of parents would give their child such a God-awful f*-up name? Were your mom and dad idiots as well? F* that, I'm going to call you Skippy. So listen up, d*, I'll help you out with this but you can eat s* if you think I'll settle for 36%. I'm the one taking the risk here, not you. I'll set up a bank account and provide whatever information you need but I want 60%, not a f* dime less (I use the word "dime" because I have no f* idea what kind of currency you use in that disease-ridden country). So, Skippy, where do we begin? What the f* do you need from me? How long will this f* take? I'll be honest with you, I hate foreigners, all of them, especially people from West Africa... I hate them even more than the Goddamn French Canadians, believe it or not. I'll expect an answer soon. I want 60%, take it or leave it, a*...and don't try to screw with me or I'll send someone into that p* poor excuse of country to cut your b* off.

Respectfully,

Polly Wanacraker

PS. Don't EVEN try to f* call me on the phone, the only thing I hate more than foreigners is listening to their accents

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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:03 pm

I predict he writes back saying he loves you and wants to marry you! Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:03 pm

LOL! Nice opener!!!

Sure... you'll get replies from the lads. You might even get some who's nice enough to lecture you on the tone of your letter.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:06 pm

He will write back with the next letter in his list of scripts only because he won't take the time to read that masterpiece.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:19 pm

Maybe he'll reply: "I'm interested, please tell me more." Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:44 pm

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PS. Don't EVEN try to f* call me on the phone, the only thing I hate more than foreigners is listening to their accents

Brill!!

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:54 pm

Reprob LOL

I think that your response was honest and you have told the mugu who is in charge.

You will get a sympathy letter telling you how to proceed with the transaction Laughing

There is too much love in your letter Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Nov 2006 Posts: 199

Screw the mugu. I am interested. Tell me more. Twisted Evil

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

Great work Reprob8!

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I'm going to call you Skippy.

Thats the part where I had to take a break from laughing so hard.

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:22 am

I don't know if he'll reply, but it sure did a heart good to read it.

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Aug 2006 Posts: 213

i stole this gem by repobate and send it out to all the phonelads - awating the results of a rather quick expriment