Berti Vogts goes Naija

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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:00 pm

Though I am not too much of a soccer fan, I was shocked Shocked

when I heard in the news that our Boerdi will be national trainer for Nigeria. So we should at least encourage our lads to consider "B��rti B��rti Vogts" (does this link work for those of you that have sound?) from Raab to be their new national hymne Wink

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Hope he does better than he did when managing Scotland Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:36 pm

Scam Patroller wrote:

Hope he does better than he did when managing Scotland Very Happy

Shouldn't be too difficult.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:38 pm

I offer 100 EUR for the first to get a picture of a lad in a naija national team shirt (or Scottish) standing next to Bertie Vogts holding a sign that reads:

I'm with Arseclown
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:19 pm

Berti Vogts ... yes, I remember him. He used to be a Fu�ballspieler long time ago....
Maybe he could meet Mr K�hler in Ghana?

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:12 pm

Scam Patroller wrote:

Hope he does better than he did when managing Scotland Very Happy

So do I!

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:14 pm

As a Scot, Bertie comes back to me in my nightmares! Sad

I wonder, if Bertie has the same 'success' with the Nigerian side as he had with Scotland, what the reaction will be. Nigerian football is light years ahead of the game in Jockland and if Bertie reduces it to our level will his life be in threat? I certainly hope so and I am thinking of setting up a modality to have a mugu take out dear Bertie. I think I may get this done WU free.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:20 pm

German football exports.

Winner:

Loser:

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:36 pm

aren't we supposed to stop reporting dissasters in Nigeria in extra threads Confused

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 11:48 pm

^^ Yes Agi... but this has something to do with that round ball game kicked only with foot, so it doesn't apply.

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:02 am

but I suspect it will be a dissas....

ah, I see... it hasn't happened yet, so it's ok

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:19 am

Agi Hammerthief wrote:

aren't we supposed to stop reporting dissasters in Nigeria in extra threads Confused

though I grasp the irony in this statement ... i must confess that I didn't know that and which would be the thread to post them in? If I'd known it, perhaps this thread wouldn't be here Cool

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:32 am

As a Scotsman myself, I can only offer my deepest sympathy for the Nigerian national team. Theyve now got about as much chance of success as a rich businessman has of driving down the Sagabama highway and surviving.

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:45 am

wow....well, at least he will won�t have any language problems there. After living in scotland, one will be able to understand any dialect of the english language, and may it be african english Wink

Switching from sheep to goats might be difficult for him though *runs and hides* Laughing

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 12:19 pm

It wont make any difference.

In short, the Nigerian team is doomed

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 1:04 pm

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Switching from sheep to goats might be difficult for him though *runs and hides*

Yeah, you'd better! *shakes fist* Laughing

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On securing the services of Berti Vogts as Nigeria coach, former national boss Christian Chukwu said: "If one has to eat a frog, it has to be a big one. For the first time we have gone for a truly world-class coach." (Daily Record)

So..... if you're thinking of frog for tea tonight, just get one big one. Don't bother with those useless "bitesize" ones. Unless you're slimming.

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:01 pm

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For the first time we have gone for a truly world-class coach.

That's some world-class baiting though, you have to give him that much credit. Being Bertie Vogts and passing for a truly world-class coach...compared to that any tattoo-trophy is child's play.

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:45 pm

Berti was overheard today during a telephone call. He said he was hiring an assistant and he would pay the assistant out of his own pocket.

He said (in his perfect English): "let he do works, I gets glory. If go bad, he blame."

Here's the guy:

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:39 pm

breadcrumb wrote:

Switching from sheep to goats might be difficult for him though *runs and hides* Laughing

Oi! That's the Welsh, not us! Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:43 pm

^^^ Welsh, Scots....what�s the difference anyways?? They are all English... *runs and hides REALLY good, saying good bye to his life* Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:51 pm

You are SO dead! I have the address of a GREAT witch doctor, and he will unleash the voodoo power of bluetooth on you!

Alternatively I will hunt you down and apply my Doc Martens to your nether regions.

The choice is yours! Razz

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:14 pm

^^^ hihihi....a bit of an irony, that I got my first death threat not from a lad, but from a forum member....well, I guess some of the mods saw that coming... Laughing

PLUS I managed to piss off whole Great Britain in one sentence....you have to admit, that was quite sophisticated Laughing

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:23 pm

Great, a Scot and an Austrian are fighting in a football thread. Now that's what I call irony. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:25 pm

^^^

"Immer wieder, immer wieder, immer wieder �sterr..." Laughing