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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:21 pm

@benjaminbunny
why would you like to wean him off? I like his calls and he pays for them, so let him call whenever he wants. Most of the time I am redirecting him to voicemail anyway, so its a nuisance for him.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 4:50 pm

OK, if you're happy I'm sure you'll be getting more calls from him Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 219

may give you a call. I was part of a mass bait with him last year. Since then he's become very careful. I sent him a "I'm interested, tell me more type of letter". He said he didn't know what I was talking about and wanted a copy of the letter he sent me. I accidently deleted it though. He's interested, but wants to talk first before any procedings or any discussion of the deal takes place. So...handle the phone call as you see fit. He will ask for

Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:16 am

^^^^^^
fine Very Happy

if he complains that I'm not picking, tell him to try at the evenings (5pm-8pm MEZ) where chances are better for him to reach me.

Master Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 219

tried calling you.

Quote:

This No is a Voice mail service I need your Direct Handy Phone Number.
Lets get serious.

What is your "Direct Handy Phone Number"? Smile

I'll send him the specified times to call that you mentioned. Be sure to say something about "euculyptilization" being included as part of the deal if you talk to him.

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 11:36 am

@benjaminbunny
got bored and flashed your lad. Happily he called back allthough we said he was in a meeting. We discussed file formats and fax options. He was not willing to send to my company fax and I had no private fax. We agreed that he'll bring the document when we finally meet in London. I said I cannot come before the 27th. I was assuming he would pay for the flight tickets - that was when my battery failed me Very Happy

@JohnnyBravo
sorry, I cant pronounce "euculyptilization" nor memorize it. But if he comes to talk about it, I'll insist it's part of the deal. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 4:18 pm

Thanks! He hasn't written back yet - I think the idea is that I'm supposed to pay for my hotel and air fare to show the client I'm genuine and trustworthy (which I will probably be happy to do though I may have to sell some stocks to raise the money, though I haven't told him that yet). But hey, we've spoken on the phone, what more proof does he need? Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 219

e6ffdyr0 wrote:

sorry, I cant pronounce "euculyptilization" nor memorize it. But if he comes to talk about it, I'll insist it's part of the deal. Very Happy

That's ok. I don't think he can pronounce it either! Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 219

I sent your suggested time zone to call. He responded by sending me his phone number. This was the entire content of his e-mail. No words, only numbers.

Now, I've read where you like to "Flash" a lad. I don't know what that means to you, but where I come from when you "flash" a person, it means you drop your pants and show them what you've got! When you say you "flashed" the lad, what exactly do you mean?

Here's Steven's number:

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:10 pm

^^^^^^
its a UK redirection number and flashing it would be a) expensive and b) without effect as my number will probably not even show on his display.

Tell him that my cell phone provider is E-Plus and miracuosly gives me a recorded voice announcement whenever I call:

"Sorry, the number you have dailed is not reachable. Please contact your local service provider."

Tell him I called several times. But since I have only E-Plus and now DTAG or whatever, what can I do, please he calls me Very Happy

(the announcement-story is a blunt lie, but similar announcement do exist, so he will probably swallow that one Very Happy

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Master Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 219

Message sent to . Maybe I can get him to change his last name to "Grunt" Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:24 am

Jenny is flashing me now quite often and wrote me this text message:

Quote:

Hi james how re u doing?this jenny i tried calling u but it was not going through.pls u can call me with this number so we can talk more.have a good nite and sweet dreams. Luv jenny

PLease tell her that my line goes through but she must wait longer than one timne ringing coz I am not sitting on my phone. When I called a male voice picked. Who is it??? I am very jealous.

If she really loves me, she can call me. Somehow we seem not meant for each other.

Master Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 219

e6ffdyr0 wrote:

Jenny is flashing me now quite often...

I love it when girls flash me!

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 4:23 pm

^^^^^^
IRL = yes Very Happy

, on the phone = NO Evil or Very Mad

Btw, Koffi just called me. He had send me a mail to my yahoo account and expects me to call some barrister or diplomat or whatever immedeatly. I promised to do so and switched my phone off for the next hour to come.

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:42 pm

I just got a call for Jack. Couldn't memorize lads name Sad

. Should come to Madrid or London but told him I prefer Berlin and Aachen. Told him a lot of bull about my divorce and being a protestant christian. He was very happy with me. He promised to send a photo of him , his wife and the 3 kids. I promised to send some more information about me. My job I described as plumber, though I lacked the english word for it. We talked happily untill his credit went empty Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:04 pm

Jenny called. Finally Very Happy

I heard children playing in the background. That annoyed me. I used to think she was free for me. Soon she hung up on me Sad

Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 4:14 pm

One lad with last digits 03 calls me from time to time and gets very angry when I tell him I am in Germany, coz he expects me to be in the UK (London?). I told him that I did not make the journey coz Mrs. Koffi called me and told me about Charles Soludo and warned me NOT to make the trip NOR pay any money. Mrs. Koffi is a product of my imagination only. The lad got VERY exited. Expect him to write a mail complaing about hoodlumps Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:55 am

@e6ffdyr0, I have a Barrister who would like to speak with regarding GBP 9.5M.

Voicemail in the first few instances probably would be OK. If you speak with him, the "I'm sorry, there is too much noise on the line, I cannot understand you, please repeat that" modality should keep him entertained.

My script involves a trip to the firm's European Office (in Berlin of course!).

Considering my last email to the lad, he might not call.

Quote:

Dear Numpty Barista,

I'm unable to provide you with a phone number at the moment as the company is having the phone lines and telephonic apparatus upgraded.

In the interim, email is quite sufficient. However, you may use GPS equipped carrier pigeons if you would prefer.

Regards,

Mugu Hater

Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:55 pm

Sorry - I've been off-line for 5 days (due to snow and power failures), even Koffi is wondering where I am. I'll tell him I want to continue with email as I don't want to keep calling people unless this guy wants to call me instead.

Quote:

I am sorry for not responding sooner, we have had bad snow falls here which brought down the power and telephone lines. We have been without power for 6 days.
Can your guy call me as I have problems with my telephone, or we can continue by email.

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:58 am

a nice sweetheart scammer just called me. might have been Jenny but I dunno. We discussed Western Union and Money Gram and I proposed to meet her at her place. Then aparently her credit went out.

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:18 am

Koffi obviously prefers dealing by phone, he sent this

Quote:

I have been able to certify all I had wanted. Then you should give me a ringing signal to enable me to call you immediately as I cannot wait to write in details at the moment

So if you have a bored moment, could you flash him?, or keep him waiting until he gives up and calls. Alternatively, he never sent me his number so I can write back and say I've lost it

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:34 pm

^^^^^^^
how can u expect me to know his nbumber? Just flashed a few lads I have been talking to recently. But I got only "please try again later" announcements. I will happlily falsh your lad any day early in the morning (naija night) but you must post his phone number.

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:40 pm

Apologies - I thought as you'd flashed him once before.... anyway, I'll email him and get his number, though why the lazy * can't just call I don't know

Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:26 am

A lad called for James and said he just read my mail. As I never heard of Western Union before, I made him send me some addys of banks with this service. Then he called and inquired if had read his mail. I said please hold, I'll open it. It took me some time to open his mail (which of course I did not even know where he sent it to). Then I said, yes, its there and discussed it with him. That was a funny part as I had no idea what he has written. I missed his account number (did know you dont need one with WU) and had no account at those banks mentioned and so I was very confused. In the end I promised to send him mail and hung up. Who ever sent him to me, please send him mail Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 23 Nov 2006 Posts: 32

Hey DUDE! you be real nice to my Jenny! she needs lots of care and attenciom!!! I really love this girl, and she`s coming to London in the near future.

Quote:

Who ever sent him to me, please send him mail

will do!

good work. Weiter so!

EDIT: Jenny had better send those photo`s real quick, I am losing interest, If she messes me about again, with pics nicked of the net! then it`s asta la vista baby! If I hear WU again before the photo`s arrive, I will be slapping, real hard.
you can be a little rough with her! she likes! Niiice!

EDIT: the call for James is probally my mate
He is just gonna have to explain WU is little better this time! I am so confussed, and always drunk! Twisted Evil

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