Poll Will he or won't he? HE WILL Package on the way

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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:40 am

Okay, so my star lad of the multi hour question answering sessions is having trouble getting passed 6100 questions before the power goes out and he has to start all over.

With the help of Scrooge McDuck, dear Bessie has sent him a pdf file with the 6500 questions, (only 692 pages) he needs to answer (properly of course) to get his number.

I haven't yet figured out where or how he is supposed to send them to be rejected yet. But first things first

For $1 million in US funds

Will he print them out and fill them all out?

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:45 am

I think he has a good chance of doing it. I can't believe he answered that many questions on Scrooge's modality. I've seen baiters pull in 200+ pages printed from PDF and scanned them back in as PDF.

Edit: fixed stupid typo

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:47 am

If he does print them all out, it will be hilarious!

Evil Genius Joined: 02 Jan 2005 Posts: 715

I voted yes since I think he's certainly willing to do that but I'm unsure whether he'll be able to. Not that I know what kind of printer he has but with e.g. a 5 ppm printer it will take over two hours and I'm reasonably sure that he'll have to insert more paper several times.

To those interested, here's the document but it takes a while to open:

He has to fill in his name, the sender name, the amount and the security verification code on every page and also sign them.

@pwwbear, you sent him a different code, didn't you? I wonder if he'll fill in that one or the one he got from customer care? And you do remember that the mugu is always wrong...

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:41 am

I have faith in your lad pwwbear. Even if he fails this task, he's still gone far beyond expectations.

I can't wait until he finally gets that number, runs down to WU only to find the MTCN wrong.... Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 3:50 am

Scrooge McDuck wrote:

@pwwbear, you sent him a different code, didn't you? I wonder if he'll fill in that one or the one he got from customer care? And you do remember that the mugu is always wrong...

I was suppose to send him a new code??

Evil Genius Joined: 02 Jan 2005 Posts: 715

Uh, I thought you did? I've been reading your bait here:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=96527

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

Of course he will do it. He is your own, personal, bitch, he will do what he is told or he will be PUNISHED Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

i thinks he's owned!!! Very Happy

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 101

I will be watching this one very closely. I cannot wait to see his answers to some of these questions. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:00 am

I think he will definitely print out all the forms. He will encounter paper jams, ink shortages, angry internet cafe owners, and a severe loss of his own personal money in the process, but I am confident his idiocy will prevail.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:15 pm

Hand written answers to 6500 questions. Hmmm, I hope the writers cramp doesn't become too excruciating but if his hand falls off, so be it... You need to find some kind of medicine that you can advise him to take for the pain. Something that acts as a laxitive or diuretic Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:25 pm

I gotta say I am absolutely delighted by this mugu. He's gone far, far beyond what most of us would have dreamed. It astounds me that after more than 40,000 questions, he still hasn't even considered that he's being messed with. For $1 million, you bet he'll do it.

Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:52 pm

callum wrote:

.....You need to find some kind of medicine that you can advise him to take for the pain. Something that acts as a laxitive or diuretic Very Happy

Phenolpthalien. OK, I know the use of PT as a laxative ceased a while ago due to some fears regarding potential carcenogenicity. Any uni chem lab or chem suppliers will have it Twisted Evil

Calabar Beans are an efficaceous treatment for most maladies too. The "side effect"

will reduce suffering somewhat.

Master Baiter Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Posts: 146

After he fills them in, scans them, and sends them back, have him eat the paper copies. As a security precaution for his benefit of course.

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:22 am

He is whining, and I think trying to weasel out:

Quote:

Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus, i am very greatfull for the
way you have been handling all matters and i thank you so much and may God richly bless you forever more.

Well sorry that you are just hearing from me, please do understand the nature of my work. As i read through your mails i was delighted and pleased with it but furtunately as i was trying to dowmload the question i was not able to see anything,so i am appeling to you to check this out and please let me know what next.

I am so sorry for the inconvinesses this might have cost both of us
all,please understand that Africa is now a developing continet and all
things are now coming in in a slow manner.
Well please i will end here for now and may God be with you in Jesus name
Amen.

Regards.
Rev. B.

I told the fellow that I had sent them in pdf because he was able to use it before... also mentioned that some of my fellow workers are begining to doubt him, but the good Bessie will fight for him and do everything to make this work.

But he still needs to fill out that form. Evil or Very Mad

Not quite a Newb Joined: 21 Feb 2006 Posts: 63

"The Necessary Reference Information must be filled out on every page"

You evil bastard!

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:59 am

Yes. Oh yes, mugu likes questions.

These guys will do anything. I've got one mugu who wants one of my modalities to send "that mixture for bukkake cream pie."

Silly rabbits.

Evil Genius Joined: 02 Jan 2005 Posts: 715

Shazbot wrote:

"The Necessary Reference Information must be filled out on every page"

You evil bastard!

You know, he's got two security verification codes - I know for a fact that he'll fill in the incorrect one.

Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:29 pm

The funniest part is that he will also have to SCAN those 650 + pages and send them to you. I do not know how much they will charge him in the internet cafe for printing all those pages and then scanning them (plus, I wonder if he knows the owner considering the amount of time he spend online for the internet version), but I would love to have a look at the invoice. I have faith in your lad PW, I think he will jump through every hoop you want. He invested so much time in you, he simply can't give up now.

Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:28 pm

Quote:

I am so happy that the form is now opened to the glory of God
almighty,please i am so sorry that it had to be so difficult for me to be
get through.
Well i am greatfull for your effort and hopefuly you will get the forms as
soon as possible as i finish with the questions.
Thank you.

Oh me of little faith, he is actually gonna do it Shocked

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:28 am

Once again this guy just blows me away Shocked

My latest from him

Quote:

I am writing to let you know that i am on the questions and hopefully you
will be hearing from me soon at least this week, i just want you to be a
little patient with me as it is due to my work,and one more thing before i
forget please get me informed where i should send the questions to when i
finish.Thank you and remain blessed.

He @#$ did it Question

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:29 pm

The Lad Who Never Sleeps wrote:

...and one more thing before i
forget please get me informed where i should send the questions to when i
finish.

By airmail to a safe postal box. Should get you a nice collection of stamps.

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:01 pm

Quote:

I am writing to let you know that i am on the questions and hopefully you will be hearing from me soon at least this week,

It would be such a shame if the MTCN expired the day before you received the forms back... Laughing

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:44 pm

I haven't been around 419eater for some time, and I wonder whatever became of this bait?

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