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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:00 pm |
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I�m baiting Usman Sani who is applying for a grant to set up his own goat sanctuary. He�s just passed the first hurdle with the answers to a few opening questions I set him.
He says he�s in The Gambia but the header resolves to Nigeria.
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Thanks for your kind reply of my mail to you and also want to use this golden opportunity to thank you for the opportunity that you have given me to have my own Goat Sanctuary here in my country.
It's good to hear that the are currently considering my request for a financial grant to establish your own animal sanctuary here in my country.
Here is the answer to the questions below that you have asked in your mail to me.
1. I will open my own goat sanctuary here in my country as soon as the financial grant is given to me immediately.
2. For now, i don't know the specific numbers of the goat that i will be looking after at the moment, but it will be from 50-100 specific.
3.My own Goat Sanctuary will be located here in my country, The Gambia. It will be located in the small community area in Serrekunda the Gambia.
4. For a start, i will like to apply for the amount of �10,000.
5.I will agreed to provide the photographic evidence showing my goats, but at this moment that i have not started yet, it will be very difficult for me to provide any photographic at this moment.
6. I would prefer my own grant payment to be made to me via Western Union money transfer made payable to my name, Mr.Usm4n Sani, The Gambia, West Africa.
That is all the answers to your questions.
I wait to read a good news from you so that i can be able to start up my own goats Sanctuary here in my country the Gambia. |
I have high hopes for this lad. |
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:33 pm |
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You certainly have broken down his resistance to reality.
I have an idea - a weird and wacky one - so feel free to ignore it. You could always make some offer concerning the artificial insemenation of goats - asking for specimens from them to study their genetic make up to improve breeding stock or to provide him specimens to make a better stock. #1 has more comic potential.
Let's not even discuss what you could try for in the way of photos. With a lot of pseudo scientific mumbo jumbo crap and $$$$ signs he could go for it.
Just an idea - maybe too much, but what a bait it would be. Just get your science sounding right. |
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Tigbitties
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Aug 2006
Posts: 402
Location: location, location
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Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:28 pm |
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@GomerPyle. I like your thinking. Thanks for the ideas. I hadn�t yet decided where this one is going yet so I�m open to suggestions.
It gets better. I just googled his name and found this article in Wikipedia.
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Usman Sani is a Nigerian man from Lagos who was arrested on July 13, 2005 and imprisoned on charges of homosexuality.
Sani and his alleged sex partner, Yusuf Kabir, are accused of sodomy. Under Sharia law, homosexual acts are punishable by death.
According to police, the two men were arrested while having sex in a public washroom on June 19, 2005. Prosecutors were unable to provide any witnesses and have been given until August 3 to find corroborating evidence of the crime, during which time the two men will remain in prison.
If the men are found guilty, they face death by stoning. |
I�m definitely going to work that into the bait |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:31 am |
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^^^^^ your lad can start provinding you with photos of the goats he plans to buy for the sanctuary
Have your lad send you a photo of him next to a goat with a sign thet reads
Este chivo me coje
Sanctuary Goat specimen # 1
Soy Puto
Sanctuary Goat specimen # 2
Quiero que me cojan
Sanctuary Goat specimen # 3
You should be able to get all kinds of trophies from him |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:14 am |
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Death by stoning
Wanna buy a packet of gravel? |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:17 am |
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I'll have two flat ones, and two with points, thank you. |
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Lpico
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Nov 2006
Posts: 161
Location: coonztowne
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 9:43 am |
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Insist that the goats be "very happy." Mention that goats will not breed unless they are in "excellent conditions." Require that he show pictures of him holding baby goats or assisting with a goat birth to prove that the goats are breeding successfully in their sanctuary. Pictures of him with mating goats optional.
Baby goats are cute. |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 10:57 am |
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Baby goats are cute
Like people they unfortunatly grow up.
I hope those stones are hand crafted ? |
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jamarse
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 180
Location: Twisted Pubbleknickerlicker
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:41 pm |
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If you want to put him onto my website, Im sure that Ill offer him all the sheep + goat breading advice he will need! www.sheepfarm.proboards102.com |
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McFlibbish
Psychedelic Monkey
Joined: 18 May 2004
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:51 pm |
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all I can say is, there are never enough photos of mugu and goats. |
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jamarse
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 180
Location: Twisted Pubbleknickerlicker
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:03 pm |
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McFlibbish wrote: |
all I can say is, there are never enough photos of mugu and goats. |
Thats the commodity I am truyingto build up! Willing to pay �100 (and many trips to WU) for a photo of rare 419 sheep and goats! |
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usm
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 41
Location: Ballydung Manor
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:14 pm |
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You could always say that the legal team behind the grants does a character check on each person they are about to award money too & they found out about his un-savoury past & you can't be awarding criminals money!!!!
Don't tell him what he has done though & see if he admits to any other crimes
After all you can't have poor goats being cared for by someone facing the death penalty |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Posted:
Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:44 pm |
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See if he can get one of these...
or even one of these...
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jamarse
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 180
Location: Twisted Pubbleknickerlicker
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Posted:
Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:48 pm |
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^^ HA HA! I'll try.... Its the mugus who are normally two faced! |
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