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Armando
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 04 Nov 2004
Posts: 93
Location: Texas
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:35 am |
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My latest bait has seen an odd thread run through it, as my mugu has been complaining of marital strife from day one. I guess it started because he didn't want me to mention the specifics of the deal to his attorney, who was representing his wife in their upcoming divorce. Odd decision, huh.
But he keeps throwing her in the mix as the root of all his problems. 'I can't send the document because of my wife', 'I can't get a photo because of my wife'. It's gotten commonplace, but the last two e-mails have reduced me to tears.
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am really tense and upset.I have been held hostage by my wife because of the accusation of yesterday.
She took my office key without me knowing.I couldnt enter my office and as such I could not send the certificate of deposit as promised.
We have not talked to ourselves since yesterday,but now that I know she has me in her hand I know what to do.I will settle with her on bed I hope you understand what I mean.I have not slept with her for sometime.Dont ask me why.You know already.
The certificate of deposit is safe and I will send it to when I have settle the score with my wife.
Meanwhile this is the photo I managed to scan it and quickly send it to you at least to keep to one of my promise.
Please dont hesitate to get in touch with whenever you are contacted by the security company.
It is very important so that I can know what to do. |
He also sent a photo that is Hall of Shame quality.
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Jeez Albert, that's a hell of a story. That's exactly why I'm not married. ALL women are just like that. You do what you have to and give it to her good - I want all the details.
Now Albert, I understand you've been having some marital troubles, but that may just be the worst photo I've ever seen in my entire life. It's all fuzzy and too small. It almost looks like the sign is digitally manipulated. Anyway, in order to allay my security fears, I'm going to have to ask for you to send another photo that is more clear. Think about it - would you travel to another country to visit somebody who you don't even know what they look like? |
His response had me rolling.
| my guy wrote: |
How are you? and how did you spend the weekend.How on earth do you think I can get you the picture when I am screwing my wife.I would have love to send it to you but the woman is not the type.I want this dream come true and she will be seeing little of me.I will be far away from her but not forgetting my children.For my plans to work I have to spend the weekend indoors with her and guess,you cant believe it she ended up begging.
After my taking viagra she has no option than to scream and be begging after the third round,fucking her dry, I remember her about the key.She told me to my face that she is afraid of loosing me and she is suspecting me.Eventually she succumb and gave me the key.I will send you the photo and the certificate of deposit tomorrow.Any news from the security company? |
No doubt about it, this guy's a keeper |
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 - WHAT ARE U SAYING? FROM ACCRA TO KUMASI IS FOUR HOURS DRIVE PLZ I CANN'T GO TO KUMASI.
- my assistant travel to lome today only to be told that there is no transfer in togo
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR DISAPOINTMENT. I MUST TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE COST ME A LOT OF PAIN FROM THIS TRANSACTION AND OUR PATHNERSHIP |
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Azure Sonnet
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Dec 2006
Posts: 123
Location: UK
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:19 am |
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Lpico
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Nov 2006
Posts: 161
Location: coonztowne
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:30 am |
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Ew! That is definitely weird. |
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also for me to continue my education because i am just here surfing doing nothing. --solomon johnson
so i have decided to send you this palm flirt concerning my father. --stella
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 4:48 am |
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Bwhaaaaaahaaaaahaaaahaaaa! Sounds like the divorce is going rather well! Schizophrenic goings on. So, looks like the score has been settled? Tell him to just drill out the office lock. He needs no key with Viagra in his blood stream!  |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 7:53 am |
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@ Armando first of all that is funny
If the wife is such a problem, tell the mugu that the best solution is to murder the wife. You will help him in how to commit the perfect crime.
this way he will be free of her and would be able to start a new life, new identity. Suggest that you have connections with immigration department and you would have no problem getting him to come over to your country
One method would be to screw her to death
She would at least die with a smile on her face |
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 Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:31 pm |
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Slightly off topic, but Mr Wong of Hong Kong recently sent a list of question ending with...
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So she told him:
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5     x2   x 246 
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:58 pm |
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That's like poetry man. Beautiful words. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu  Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris   Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles  x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Armando
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 04 Nov 2004
Posts: 93
Location: Texas
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 5:00 pm |
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@rumbero,
I already offered to have some of my people take care of her for him, but apparently he's not that desperate yet.  |
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- WHAT ARE U SAYING? FROM ACCRA TO KUMASI IS FOUR HOURS DRIVE PLZ I CANN'T GO TO KUMASI.
- my assistant travel to lome today only to be told that there is no transfer in togo
THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR DISAPOINTMENT. I MUST TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE COST ME A LOT OF PAIN FROM THIS TRANSACTION AND OUR PATHNERSHIP |
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Anti-419
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jul 2004
Posts: 1804
Location: Bay Area, CA
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:26 pm |
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It sounds like this lad is getting his scripts from a bad porno flick. |
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Safari Lad: "...your mails are a healing balm to my condiction here."
Jeremiah Nnamani: "With you I wouldn't mind being a fool for the rest of my life."
James Bruce: "Thanks for your mail and also your insult to my personality and company."
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Trophies - 128 | 4 AM Airport Taxi - 6
 - Sierra Leone to Nigeria - "...please help me ,you brought me here to NIgeria.take me out."
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somejerk
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 Dec 2006
Posts: 104
Location: Between my computer and chair
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 8:48 pm |
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Wow, I see at least 16 colors in that picture. |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Mon Jan 15, 2007 11:34 pm |
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@ Armando; I think that if you explain that if the wife is going to be a big problem in dealing with the transaction the deal of off.
Either he kills her or the deal is off. Offer him $ 25,000.00 dollars for this job |
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Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 12:07 am |
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Lpico
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Nov 2006
Posts: 161
Location: coonztowne
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:00 am |
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^^^That's how we wimminz work, weasel! Compliance is our middle name! |
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also for me to continue my education because i am just here surfing doing nothing. --solomon johnson
so i have decided to send you this palm flirt concerning my father. --stella
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Shadowplay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Aug 2005
Posts: 1323
Location: Still in the wild
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Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:23 am |
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Funny stuff! I wonder if someone has baited him with the wife story. |
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