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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:26 pm |
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I check Ghanaweb now and agin, to see if my jail lad over there ever got to court, or if any other of our lads got knicked.
This week they have put up an example 419 letter. No explanation why, it must be a slow news day. Maybe its for lads too dumb to write their own.
I had to laugh at Doris' hobbies though....
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Crime & Punishment of Tuesday, 9 January 2007 Next Article
419: Example
Dear one,
I am Miss Doris Bamba, residence in Abidjan Cote d棚voire , I m' 23 years of age and I love some hobbies like football, music, reading navels, watching TV and also outing. I'm the only daughter of late Mr. and Mrs. Lambert Bamba. My father was the special adviser to the former president of Liberia Mr. Charles Taylor. I and my father came down to reside in Abidjan ( Ivory Coast ) when our president went to exile and my father late die of heart attack. Before his sudden death ...
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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wayne
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Joined: 05 Dec 2005
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Tue Jan 09, 2007 5:31 pm |
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She can tell if you're gay from examining your bellybutton? |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:33 am |
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From your title, I was guessing this belonged in the PWT. But I stand corrected.
Get pictures and detailed instructions on how to read navels. Oh, wait. There's probably no e-mail address. Blast! |
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I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
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WebWitch
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Posts: 20
Location: Raxicricofalapatorius
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Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:56 am |
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It's a bit like Phrenology.
Depends on the shape - if it's an 'inny' or an 'outy'.
I have studied the reading of Navels for years - and I can tell you are going to have some fun with a mysterious dark stranger from overseas......
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Gold Hat
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Joined: 18 Jul 2004
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Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:52 pm |
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It's a bit like Phrenology.
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Exactly - the buttonreader sucks out the lint from the button to be read and spits it on the belly. Then it's just like tea leaves - the BR can tell your whole life.  |
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