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Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

Folks,

Today I just found your community, but I have been having fun with these "lads" over here in the states for a few weeks now. However, I could likely use your help with this. I am not yet accustomed to your quoting so I apologize for three posts in a row.

***Ok I've done it for you***Cherrie Wink

It starts with the typical help me get my money out

Here is his first response:

Quote:

Atten:xxxxxx

Thank you very much for your mail.

We wish to inform you that this transaction is 100% real and hitch free,
before this fund get to you all the laid down rules, regulations and
procedures guiding international transfer of this nature will be adhere to
and followed, a vetting approval certificate will be obtain that will clear
the fund against any illicit or illegal transfer,this certificate will
accompany this fund into your account and a hard copy will be sent to you.

This transaction requires your total commitment until the money gets to your
nominated account.

We need to give you the inside on how we shall get this funds out very soon.
Please keep this transaction to your self at the moment as transaction of
this magnitude should be most confidential.

We shall share the money on percentage as you received it in your account.
Do note that our late client's did not leave any record of any of his
relatives before his demise.

His legal retainership with us gives us the power to nominate a beneficiary
for this sum by codicil. So we have contacted you because it will be easier
to present you to the Finance house for payment rather than loose this
amount to the Government as unclaimed money.

As legal attorney to the late client the onus is on us to establish the
actuall beneficiary.

All the paper work will be done by you and us here and make some relevant
certification at the Hight Court here, You shall make clear to us the
fastest means by which the funds shall be transfered to you.

Please do reconfirm your details to us in this order below and I shall
forward same to the Finance House for the funds transfer proccessing in your
name.
NAME:
TELE:
FAX:
OCCUPATION:
AGE:
MARITAL STATUS:
ADDRESES:
IDENTIFICATION:

We shall feed you with all relevant information to enable you make a
successfull claim.Kindly, note that we are to get some legal document at the
High Court to enable us make our claims I shall let you know what it cost us
as soon as we visit the High Court tomorrow.

Note that you shall take 40% of the total sum why our chambers takes 60%.

Do keep this transaction very confidential so that we can get the fund in
our hands before soon.

We await your prompt correspondence.

Peter Bright Esq.

Quote:

Peter

Thanks for your response. I am most interested in working with you. However, as a matter of principle, I need to know your opinion of Howard Stern before we proceed.

Warmest regards
Dusty

His topic line was "Confirm your Stand" (I don't know what that means)

Quote:

Atten Dusty.

Nice to hear from you.

I will apreciate your effort and kindless toward this our mutual
benefit as
your question about my opinion of Howard Stern i will used to indicate
you
clearly to free your mind and Co-operate with this chambers we are not
dealing with Gay or lesbians.

What want you to do is your full intention and also simplicity giving
one
mind and to be rest assured you wont vitimize the trust which we this
chambers shall have toward you in other to present you to the finance
house
that will work out the funds to you in your custody.

Base for the details you present to them.So with this regard this
chambers
want you to re-confirm your stand and get back to us with your full
details
.Hope you should understand why you have being contacted by this
chambers?Looking forward to hear from you and God bless.

Yours Faithfuly.

Peter Bright Esq.

So, I told him I want to help, but he failed to answer my question.

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 6:57 am

He's using standard copy/paste Scammer Script. This is what he actually read:

thedevguy67 wrote:

Peter

Thanks for your response. I am most interested in working with you. blah blah blah blah blah.

Warmest regards
Dusty

I suggest you play along a little longer so he's completely hooked and then try to get his opinion on radio shockjocks.

Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 5:42 pm

He answered your question....as long as howard stern isn't gay then its ok. LOL

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

Thanks for the insight, I think I did jump the gun out of just being so excited to have some fun with these lads. Guess I need some more practice

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 12:04 am

I know nothing compared to most here, but I would always try to use all e-mails you get as a chance to check your mugu's IQ, and your mugu is not dumb - he knew what your Howard Stern reference was about, so if you go weird on him he'll probably cut you loose.

However, if you wanted, and it's always a risk, you could use that comment as a way to show that this is a peculiarity of yours. It may demonstrate to him a weakness in you, and it is human frailty they seek to exploit. So if you wanted to have some fun, you could always bring that concern of yours back into the deal when you judge it's right.

If I can, I like to have fun and go weird, but I can play it straight if I have to. There is not a world shortage of mugus, they are freely available to practice your skills on and we will all happily recycle any that fall off your hook.

Good luck - and have fun