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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:28 am |
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Normally Lord Norris tells the lads he is too rich to bother with their pinmoney schemes, before asking for a Rhino or something silly, so this cunning lad has upped the ante.
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The inspiration to contact you is simply divine providence, I am making this proposition because I have to seek the partnership of a resource person to help me realise this project.I am Adeola Ajayi esq a solicitor and investment consultant based in Lagos, Nigeria. I was attending a business luncheon in Berlin,Germany and I got introduced to the renowned businessman and property mongul, Mr Andreas Schranner (of the blessed memory)
He engaged my services as attorney and investment consultant and my
primary assignment was to spearhead his investment forays in the
Nigeria.Three months later, I invited him to Nigeria and under my professional
guidance and based on my advice he made a fixed deposit of FOURTY FOUR
MILLION, TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US$44,200,000.00) with security company affiliated with Union Bank of Nigeria
yada yada, Concorde crash , next of kin etc etc..... |
If I were a German mongul, I would think twice about taking my millions to Lagos.
I think 40% of $44.2 Million (my share $17.68 million) Is the most I've ever been offered. I emailed back to say thet 40% wasn't enough, really. As Lord Norris is stupidly rich (although he recently remortgaged Somerset to sponsor the World Cup in SA) it has to be a lot of Wonga to gain his interest.
My huge wealth gives them the kind of hardon that leaves them up for a trophy or a long journey...
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Dear Barrister,
As I am already very rich (my personal estate includes 2 British
counties) I am not really bothered about getting even more money. What
would I do with it?
It also sounds risky, I am well known as a peer of the realm, and
wouldnt like to be involved in a fraud trial at my age. I could
probably bribe any judge though.
How about 50%?
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Dan Druff
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 247
Location: In a little world of my own.
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:54 am |
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Roy, you haven't asked for nearly enough. It seems that the lads are prepared to offer the full 100% these days.
May I suggest that you sign up with a mentor?
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_________________ I have read all your mails today, but at the same time, I must confess that I do not understand any of them... (Barr. KELK.)
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:25 pm |
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Is a property mongul a chap with a house in Ulaanbaatar?
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_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jan 08, 2007 12:30 pm |
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A German property Mongul? I had no idea that Kaidu and Batu and the rest of the Horde had ventured past Poland and Hungary.
We have a Lad from an alternate timeline. Ask him if there are lots of Zeppelins around, and how Cybus Corporation is doing. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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