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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:58 am

...and then the Director of Press Relations becomes Director of Press Relations Subject to the Current Whims of She Who Shall Not Be Ignored If He Knows What's Good For Him. (Note to self: See leccy about arranging some much wider business cards.)

Yep, tomorrow afternoon I hop on white mans big bird and head for the sunny tropics of Brasil for somewhere between 4 and 6 months to sign my life over to another. So if I go AWOL or fail to drop by and give TSnerd his daily dose of cheek you will at least have some idea of why.

Ah, wedded bliss awaits....

All you experienced cynics out there can shut the hell up before you start. I've already heard it all and I'm ignoring every word of it.... Wink

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:11 am

I'm an experienced cynic but nevertheless I'll say that I greatly envy you.

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:26 am

^^^^^^^^

If not Her!!! Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 9:47 am

I'm no cynic but then again ... I soo envy you for this.
I can't get my S.O. to do the same for me (just yet) ... Wink

M.

maybe I'll have to take some action in this field sooner or later ... would be a good idea though. Wink

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:12 am

What, me a cynic? Cool

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:15 am

Make sure they play the "I'll alter him" Laughing

and this after all those posts about the sanity clause.
Best of luck though Callum, I'm sure she will do you proud as they say.

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:38 am

Enjoy your time in Sunny Brazil, Callum! Have a beautiful wedding and don't forget we want a full report (of the wedding, not the wedding night) when you get back.

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

Shave a small bald spot on the top of your head so that the thumb marks don't interfere with your hairstyle.

Congrats Smile

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:36 pm

Congrats Callum! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:36 pm

have a good time callum and dopnt forget that i want that press release on my desk within 1 hour of your return (its the shelf in the phonebox out front).

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Congrats, Callum!
I wish you and the future Mrs. Callum a great wedding, wonderful honeymoon, and a long and happy marriage and lots of little Callums. Very Happy

I'm not sure what I'll do without 'Callum's Daily Snerd Snark', but I'm sure I'll get by, somehow. Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:50 pm

TSnerd wrote:

... not sure what I'll do without 'Callum's Daily Snerd Snark' ...

I'd be happy to fill in. But it's hard to nice like Callum is. Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Thank you for the kind offer, KD- I think I'll be ok, though Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:19 pm

shiver metimbers wrote:

Shave a small bald spot on the top of your head so that the thumb marks don't interfere with your hairstyle.

That's the best one I've heard yet Laughing

Thanks people! There are many reasons I'm proud to be a member here and this is just one of them. Love ya' all (oops, will that get me in trouble?)

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Only if you use some weird kissy kissy smiley, snoogums.

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 8:44 pm

Good luck and remember the rules:

1. The wife is always right.
2. The husband should always apologise early, rather than argue for several days and then apologise.
3. In the case of the wife being proved wrong by all the laws of physics, nature and society, rules 1 and 2 apply.
4. It's better to be bollocked for doing something wrong (which is basically anything) and apply rule 2 than to be refused permission under rule 1.
5. An early bunch of flowers can get you out of a whole heap of trouble.

Hope you will be as happy as mrs Eamonn and I have been for the last 13 years

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Commiserations Callum!

Here's my advice: It's easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission.

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:58 am

Missing you already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very Happy

Have a great time and see you back here soon

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:21 am

@Callum, congrats to you and yours on the upcoming nuptials, enjoy every moment of wedded bliss. We'll try to keep the PWT alive for you, and spare a few lads for when you return. Very Happy

Here's an early wedding gift, just wire demurrage/barrister/international brokerage etc fees of USD$45,000 to Charles Soludo419, C/O a net cafe in LadLand.

7/9

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:22 pm

Well done that baiter! Best of luck.

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 11:40 pm

Congrats Callum!!! And make sure you never involve an innocent third party....except if your wife agrees to do so Wink

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:30 pm

Ate Logo!
(don't know how to do those accent things....)

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 6:55 pm

Many congrats, and I hope that you and Mrs C have a wonderful life together. Very Happy

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