GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:44 pm |
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This was my longest ever bait - not that long by standards here I'm sure but it seemed like ages to me. My weird insanity eventually did for him. I kept fastening onto bits of the story and clinging on like a limpet frustrating every attempt to move forward. First it was the guns issue - you won't try to bring them into my country will you ? and then I found that the shipping companies initials spelled AIDS and that set me off again.
I slapped so hard for that I must have made their teeth jingle - and true love petered out. I even asked her to do phone sex (I am not skyped yet, just being annoying), and said I would teach her polo when we met up. I'll post it all - if it ever ends.
Guess who came calling ? - to the same address too. My gals not too bright. So I passed her over to another addy, and here we go again. Let's see if she has got some new fake documents with the shippers name changed.
I can't risk the insane weirdness approach this time, so I'll make use of your tools to make everything go wrong no matter how hard I try. I have decided I'll tell her(him) we are engaged - I sense he is uncomfortable with romance and intimacy - he he he he. I won't ask for phone sex though, that's disgusting  |
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