Mugu Does Not Want To Be Baited Again(tattoo pic Page 2)

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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:10 am

wsssssssssssssssssssssss

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:30 am

Get him to pierce himself somewhere odd!

ask him to pierce his arse crack!

Am i allowed to write arse???

419Eater Admin Joined: 30 Sep 2003 Posts: 7469

xXCIENFUEGOSXx wrote:

Am i allowed to write arse???

Only once, but you just abused the privilege!

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:13 am

Multiple piercings sealing his buttcheeks together would be fabulous.

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:36 am

I think that any type of piercing would be out ot the question. This lad will run at the first sign of any body mutilation;

Well I got a reply from him. I think he took the bait with the website.

His reply:

Quote:

Fr.K@juna Reti@b,

I have seen all the things in the site, Like I said
before, i am intrested and will want to know what to
do.if realy this is treu please call me on
+xxx06225258..I dont want to be fooled the second
time.
Thanks.

This mugu needs a lot of TLC to make him join the church, and specially take the induction ceremony.

Some ideas from experienced baiters or church baiters are welcomed.
My mugu needs to feel confident about himself and start believing

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:57 am

Shiv, I have never used the word "arse" here, so xXCIENFUEGOSXx can have my turn... Shocked

ParaNoid the benevolent

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:17 am

Narcissa Malfoy wrote:

Multiple piercings sealing his buttcheeks together would be fabulous.

I'd settle for staples. Surprised

Master Baiter Joined: 11 Nov 2006 Posts: 199

Perhaps he should join the church of the holy Goat-se?

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:19 am

@rumbero, is there any chance of obtaining a trophy photo depicting his previous tattoo? You need to perform a cleansing ceremony to remove the taint from the previous church and a high quality image is required so the appropriate incantation (or tattoo removal method) may be chosen......... Twisted Evil

7/9

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 7:39 am

Your Lad must perform a ceremony denouncing his previous church. You will need a photo of his tatoo (so we can see who marked the poor Lad), and then you will cleanse the tatoo with prayer.

Set your sights high.
Work on another tatoo!!!

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:48 am

@ 7/9 that is exactly what I will try to do and see which deviant baiter marked my mugu for life.

@ Asiaguy And yes, the cleansin of the evil duer has to be performed in order for him to Join my church, Will ask for a picture of the tatoo.

I just hope this lad workd on the weekends. I will be asking somebody here to help me make the phone call which is a strong and vital key to make the mugu believe again on the church and God Laughing

Here is my reply > A free salsa song to whom ever figures out the church name

Quote:

Nekcuf Sremmacs Church
DIOCESE OF NORTH AMERICA

January 5, 2007

Dear James:

As you can see from our humble website that we are a true church.
My son if I may ask. What kind of tattoo do you have. If you would be so
kind as to send me a photo of this. I know of some people that are experts in the tattoo removal.
Our church may also be able to help you financially to get rid of the tattoo.

My son, I want you to know that you can rest assure that this holy institution institution is real.

This is our non profit church number NS 00003872451

You can call Sacramento California and verify this your self. It would take you about
a 35 minute wait on the photo but you will be able to verify this. Here is the number

453 400 - 7628 extension 38

Sorry for the delay. We are having the church and the headquarters renovated.
We presently do not have the telephone lines installed.
The new phone lines will be up and running by the middle of next week.

Father Kajuna Retiab

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:05 am

@rumbero, I think I may have a suitable ceremony for your poor tattooed mugu. It is usually referred to as the "Bronzing Ceremony" but is also more formally known as the "Faeces of Purification" or "Repentance" or "Cleansing" or "Humility" ritual. You may wish to entice your mugu to partake in this ritual or other suitably warped derivative and provide photographic or video evidence that it was conducted in accordance with church doctrine Twisted Evil

7/9

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:21 am

^Church name is fucken scammers reversed. Now start dancing Laughing

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 11:36 am

Maybe the church should have several steps for signing up. You should tell him that there are few tests he should take, one should follow the other.

So the first one will be something simple like a photo with a funny hat or something similar - that won't be a big trouble for him.

After he has done that successfuly, ask him for the second test - something harder. And then a third and forth, more difficult and humiliating each time.

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:05 pm

I would suggest to build up the trust by offering to pray with him together or something like this. Send him some praying instructions of your church. And I don�t mean any funny prayers or so...just stuff to get him hooked. I would suggest you to move on very slowly with him until you have him where you want him... Smile

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:10 pm

@rumbero

I think that the previous tattoo should be disfigured as it is obviously fake, sacrilegious and an affront to God. You know how the rustlers used to cover-up brands on stolen cattle. He can either have is scrubbed off, over-tattooed or have a new brand burned over the top.

Is your church related to The Church of the Divine Anagrams by any chance Smile

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:37 pm

Quote:

have a new brand burned over the top.

I like @Emma's suggestion.
OR your church tatoo must be ABOVE the old tatoo and be much larger.

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:39 pm

I don't think you should make him delete the mark of another baiter. I think the new Tatoo should be besides the old one.

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:50 pm

^^^ Ah, but that baiter was a fake, this is a real one Smile

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:05 pm

@ Persephone PM me your addy and I will send you a salsa song

@ 7/9 if you have the ceremony please send so I could look at it and fit it somehow to the bait

@ Nalei you are right there should be to tattoo wars on the bodyof the mugu

@ breadcrumb Your point is well taken and good advice. I will look for a prayer to teach my mugu to forgive

I am walking on eggshells with this mugu, Your ideas are great. My bait in this case will depend on how the mugu replies. There was no reply this morning, I am hoping he will reply this afternoon.

I will post as soon as he replies. Hoping to get the photo to see who the wicked baiters is and give him the deserved credit.
There are a few tatto baiters here

Are you the baiter ?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 56

I think the poor lad needs some consoling with your church to build up his confidence with u a bit... but u must get the tattoo pic Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:07 pm

^If you want to resolve this as soon as possible, ask him to describe the tattoo first. Pictures later. You can tell him you are horrified of the thought of somebody doing that to him. What kind of a mark did he have to put on his body? Not something satanical, is it?

Ah, PM sent for that salsa song. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:45 pm

^^^^ if he does not send the pic, I will have the mugu describe the tatto as you have suggested. I think he should have the photos that he sent the unknown baiter. So there should be no problems in this. Unless he is ashamed of the mutilation

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:56 pm

@Rumbero, The "Bronzing Ceremony" is something I devised recently so there are no well established protocols as yet.

In brief, it is a flexible ritual performed as "ordainment" or "purification" or "humility" or "repentance" and *might* involve the following:

Mugu removes all clothing, personal adornments and any other property currently on his person. Places said items in a brazier and they are burnt (optional, but more humiliating if this step undertaken Twisted Evil

).

The appropriate passages from the Bible are read, especially those relating to bearing false witness and the part where tattoos are denounced.

The old tattoo is subject to some form of exorcism, scarification or defacing tattoo mark or brand , whatever you think the lad is most likely submit to.

The offending area should be doused with "holy water", ie water passed by the parish priest (or other man of the cloth).

Now for the fun part: The subject of the ceremony then pleads for forgiveness for bearing false witness or whatever..... For absolution they must liberally "anoint" themselves with faeces. I'll leave it open to anyone who wishes to adapt this to decide what sort of shit the mugu should wear, though I think pig, goat, dog or eeeeww, human poop might have the desired result.

Photographic and or video evidence must be prolific and of a high standard (ie professional quality).

Appropriate bible passage(s) to be read, and be concluded with prayer.

NB: This ceremony can be adapted for other purposes, the evil side of my brain thinks is might be a good ordainment ceremony, where the priest to be is liberally ordured Twisted Evil

during his ordurement (err, ordainment).

I'd also be inclined to work the lad up to the last stage, and have him hand write all of the prayers or scriptures used, scanned and emailed for official records.

Estimated time to complete: 2 - 3 months, as the protocol dictates the ritual can only be conducted on the Holy Day, and there will be setbacks (as usual).

7/9

EDIT: Spelling... Embarassed

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Here is a scripture to "support" a piercing:

Exodus 21

6. Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever. (KJV)

Mugu probably aren't theologians, so wild interpretations of verses such as this won't be a problem.

Laughing

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