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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:49 am |
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This cheered me up this morning..
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Now contact my secretary in Benin Republic, his name is Mr Henry Aroofugadilimumma, contact him on his e-mail address |
The rest of the letter is as bad as the name!
Full letter posted in surplus here |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Shpadoinkle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 78
Location: On our way to Colorado Territory!
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Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:54 am |
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Hey....I'm related to that guy |
_________________ Am okay with all form of your molestation and insult given to me base on your assumption and insinuation. -From my first bait *warm fuzzies*
Many thanks for the pick, you our just too wonderful just look like an angle, I�m glad. -I hope I'm "acute" angle! *hits self for horrible pun*
There is a big garden called the BOTANIC GARDIN, closed to the sea. -Read this with Strong Bad's voice
To whom did you lose your virginity?: MISS FATY -Mbote "Hello" Newman
What are you talking about, are we babies. -Patrick Tarawally |
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Pantsface
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Sep 2006
Posts: 465
Location: In Your Pants!
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Sat Dec 30, 2006 8:55 am |
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^^^^
You're nothing but a lousy digger! |
_________________ "TRY TO COMB YOURSELF AND BEWARE OF PEOPLE YOU DO BUSINESS WITH..." - DR TUNDE LEMO
"As an idiot who have not see money?Stupify away from me ungodly person." - Nugo
"I dream how we will sit at you at home I will
sit on your knees, you will iron my face, my legs." - Marina
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:14 pm |
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My eyes hurt after reading his whole letter. Geez, now I need a nap. |
_________________ I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
<---- hee hee |
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mike hunter
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Nov 2006
Posts: 199
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Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:43 pm |
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My favorite so far as been Fagbulu Adams |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Jan 01, 2007 5:04 am |
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I've had a few that stood out - Johnson Shirt, Innocent Christ and Emmanuel Justice; Placid Uzoamaka, Kingsley Iwuji, and Nwokorie U. Lucky; and Freddy Eddygbene and Peace Dogbey. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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jonclay1440
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 27 Aug 2004
Posts: 23
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Mon Jan 01, 2007 6:50 pm |
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Did have Drinkard Terrell on the go for a bit. |
_________________ "We have to be careful not to fall victim to impostors."
"If you are willing to assist, I think you should discuss with my lawyer. What exactly is he talking about???"
"So will your family and generation rust narnia?"
"Due to the high occurrence of internet scams, i completely understand your scientism." |
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mugu_cultist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 02 Apr 2004
Posts: 857
Location: Deep 13
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Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:12 pm |
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Barrister Mugu Bricks was my all-time favourite. |
_________________ "I HOPE THEY WILL BE ENOUGH DOG FOR YOU TO EAT AS YOR WEDDING CAKE.."
"i really felt pity on the girl you marry. your pennis is like a cow." -- adams mensah
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Hugh Jundys
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Posts: 236
Location: orbiting a black hole
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Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:18 pm |
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"Who" were you baiting to get that one, m_c? |
_________________ I dont want to report you to the nearest FIB...But am a man of God iwould,not like to involve you in that kind of shit.please for god sake, do as i have instructed befor i change my mind. - Mr. John
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mugu_cultist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 02 Apr 2004
Posts: 857
Location: Deep 13
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Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:29 pm |
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I was baiting Sgt. Ferry Bakker:
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My Dear ,
Thanks very much for your response on my request for an assistance to secure this deposited fund already in a security and finance company in Dubai U.A.E.
I got your contact in my laptop internet while i was browsing on my free day in search of some one we can intrust the claim of this fund to and i came across your contact and decided to contact you and solicit your assistance for this project which will be of muttual benefit to you as we conclude.
Now that you have given me your contact informations, i have sent it to an accredited attorney Barrister Mugu Bricks in Dubai U.A.E who will process the release of the consignment to you as our choosen partner and beneficiary of the consignment.
Sgt Ferry Baker |
Barr. Mugu was a boring git, though.
EDIT: Bonus legal document from Mugu Bricks with RSOT |
_________________ "I HOPE THEY WILL BE ENOUGH DOG FOR YOU TO EAT AS YOR WEDDING CAKE.."
"i really felt pity on the girl you marry. your pennis is like a cow." -- adams mensah
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:47 pm |
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llamedos wrote: |
... Aroofugadilimumma ... |
Are you aware that that's Ammumilidagufoora backwards? |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:07 pm |
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On I t'nsaw
Dos ti...I dessim taht D: |
_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:14 pm |
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I occasionally still get emails from Barrister Gold Steel, also when I won the Irish Lottery, the co-ordinator was one Brain Hunt.... |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:25 pm |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:35 pm |
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Sally Ike Ahmed Bello is still my favorite. |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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Herp
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jan 2004
Posts: 396
Location: Gnarly Woods
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Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:58 pm |
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Shpadoinkle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 78
Location: On our way to Colorado Territory!
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Posted:
Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:32 pm |
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Patrick Tarawally. I told him he had a fun name, and he was greatly confused. |
_________________ Am okay with all form of your molestation and insult given to me base on your assumption and insinuation. -From my first bait *warm fuzzies*
Many thanks for the pick, you our just too wonderful just look like an angle, I�m glad. -I hope I'm "acute" angle! *hits self for horrible pun*
There is a big garden called the BOTANIC GARDIN, closed to the sea. -Read this with Strong Bad's voice
To whom did you lose your virginity?: MISS FATY -Mbote "Hello" Newman
What are you talking about, are we babies. -Patrick Tarawally |
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Vanndickey
Elite Baiter
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 1005
Location: Iapetus
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Fri Jan 05, 2007 9:55 pm |
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