My first insult(s) for 2007 Updated: 07/01 Language Warning

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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:56 pm

I'm overcome with joy Laughing

It was a response to a random insult....So I thought I'd share it with you Very Happy

IP resolved to Ghana.

Quote:

MONKEY,

INFACT I HAVE NOTHING TO TELL YOU RIGHT NOE BECAUSE, IF YOU HAVE THINKINGS, MAYBE BY NOW YOU MUST HAVE HAD THAT YOUR FAMILY MENBERS ARE INVOLVED INTO A FIRE DISASTER IN ABULE EGBA WHERE YOU CAN ONLY RENT HOUSE YOU BASTARD LIZARD WITH ANY FLESH OKOKO BOY MONKEY GO TO LONDON. IS THAT YOUR BUS STOP?. I WILL SHOW YOU A LITLLE THING AGAIN SO THAT YOU WILL REMEMBER IT WHEN YOUR WRATH SHALL COMMENCE. CAN YOU LOOK AT YOU BACK GROUND AND KNOW THAT, THIS MAN YOUR COLLECTED HIS MONEY HAS ALREADY CURSED YOU FOREEVER AND THAT IS WHY YOUR LIFE HAS JUST BEND LIKE CRAYFISH THERE, WITHOUT FOOD FOR YOU, MONEY FLOWER CUTTER, COMEON DIE LET THEM BURN YOUR CORPSE THERE ANS USE TO FEED PIGS.

ANUMANU'' YOUR SHRINE VILLAGE, PLEASE COUNT HOW MANY PEOPLE THAT DIES EVERY YEAR EVEN IN YOUR FAMILY, INFACT YOUR FAMILY WILL PERISH WITHIN THE NEXT 14 DAYS . BY FIRE IN JESUS NAME. READ NEWS MONKEY. WE HAVE HANGED YOU SENIOR FRATE MEMBER SADDAM, SO REMAINING YOU TERRORIST IN LONDON, QUEEN'S MEN WILL SOON PICK YOU UP AT THE STREET, BASTARD SOUL CHIEFING IN SHOPS THERE AND PICK POCKETING PEOPLE IN THE MARKET PLACES I EXPOSE YOU TO DEATH. MONKEY YOUR PICK POCKET IN LAGOS DO NOT LEAD YOU TO ANY WHERE, YOU THINK YOU HIDE OF OUT THE WRATH, I WILL CURSE EARTHQUAKE TO CLAIM YOU THERE IN THE NEXT 14 DAYS MONKEY LONDON, CONDUCT YOU ARE JUST THERE TO WASH DEATH BODY LIKE YOU AND LEAK THOSE COMMON COMMON ASHOWA, NOT EVEN BETTER ASHAWO, OKOKO ASHOWA THEM. YOU LEAK THEIR TO TO FOR YOU TO SEE MONEY TO EAT, EWU. ACHOHOL HAS RULED YOUR FAMILY AND EVEN THOSE YOUR KINDRED INFACT ARE WAITING FOR YOU BURIAL SOON.

BEYOND DOUGHT MONKEY LONDON, YOU MUST FALL AND DIE.

WITCHES OPERATING IN YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HAS BEEN SET TO HOLY GHOST FIRE, YOU ARE ALREADY LIVING DEATH, EFCC WILL SOON KNOCK AT THAT ULO EWU, WHICH ALWAYS HIDE THER , CAN YOU PAY FOR HOUSE RENT MUGU. GO TO SCHOLL WHO HELP YOU TO WRITE THIS LITTLE THINGS, GRATUATE WITHOUT WORK, YOU DO NOT KNOW THAT YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED FOR EVER, SATAN RULING ALL YOUR GENERATION IN THE VILLAGE. BLACK MONKEY IN LONDONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

BAITER NAME REMOVED. SEE ALL THE NAMES YOU ARE USING FOR THIS YOU LOCAL 419 WILL SOON BACKFIRE, IN JESUS NAMES AND THEY MUST YOU PICK UP.

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Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:06 pm

Dear oh dear, he does seem a tad upset about something. Whatever have you done to get the poor lad in such a state?

I think you should take the threats seriously and get a payment sent off to him within the next 14 days before you and your family all disappear in a puff of smoke.

Either that or damn him to hell

Nice insult Very Happy

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:09 pm

Seven of Nine's Lad wrote:

BASTARD LIZARD.

I'm calling Leccy, I think that's a cool title for you! Laughing

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 10:49 pm

I think he just had a bad day at the office. His wife thinks he's a grouch sometimes but he's good to his mum and that's all that matters!
That sure is some insult. Raving but GOOD.
Nice one 7/9 Shocked

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

That's venemous Laughing

, what axactly did you say to him Very Happy

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:42 pm

^^^^^^ I was not feeling particularly poetic last Friday so tubthumper's gem was edited slightly and recycled Twisted Evil

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Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ I can see why he might be a bit pissed at you then Laughing

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:48 pm

Be sure to wish him a happy new year!

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:33 am

Seven of Nine's Lad wrote:

ANUMANU'' YOUR SHRINE VILLAGE, PLEASE COUNT HOW MANY PEOPLE THAT DIES EVERY YEAR EVEN IN YOUR FAMILY, INFACT YOUR FAMILY WILL PERISH WITHIN THE NEXT 14 DAYS . BY FIRE IN JESUS NAME. READ NEWS MONKEY. WE HAVE HANGED YOU SENIOR FRATE MEMBER SADDAM
...

SEE ALL THE NAMES YOU ARE USING FOR THIS YOU LOCAL 419 WILL SOON BACKFIRE, IN JESUS NAMES ...

So, basically your lad has two predictions for the new year:

1. He's gonna hang you like "his people" hung صدام حسين, and ....
2. Shiver's book is bound to flounder this next year.

Time to slap him for his errant thinking. Wink

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:46 am

The lad's name has been added to the ever-growing list of damned.

A couple more insults were sent recently, should I post his email addy for all and sundry to send their "greetings" to?

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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 12:48 am

^^^

Do you think that would be wise? Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:03 am

^^^^^^ A search of all forums for posts containing "elmail_express" *might* yield a result Wink

Although I found his addy in the now defunct MuguMail Sad

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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:29 am

Tell him he has used the Lord's name in vain twice and will be buggered in hell forever for this.

Master Baiter Joined: 13 Jul 2005 Posts: 186 Location: GA

Quote:

BEYOND DOUGHT MONKEY LONDON, YOU MUST FALL AND DIE.

Wasn't that the title of book number 24 in the Dought Monkey London series?

Available only in paperback, sadly.

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:54 am

What a nice way to start the year.

A most wonderful insult, please make sure you slap him hard

and yes I have picked up some of my best baits from the mugu mail.
All my trophies came from there

Happy new year

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 10:47 am

The latest insult was from another lad:

Quote:

THE SAME TO YOU MY GUY. NA YOUR MAMA STINKIN TOTO THUNDERBOLT GO FIREPIECES. YOUR MAMA WEY EVERYBODY DEY FUCK. EVEN YOU AND YOUR PAPA DEY FIGHT TO FUCK YOUR MAMA ROTTEN TOTO. WHAT A SHAME TO YOUR FAMILY OF ROTTEN TOTO WOMEN.

NMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.............................

He's such a sentimental lad.

EDIT: The insult sent to this lad was an original.

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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 11:00 am

Your first lad seemed to have a bit of a thing for Monkeys and London Laughing

Nice rant though: always start as you mean to go on Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:07 pm

Quote:

MONKEY YOUR PICK POCKET IN LAGOS DO NOT LEAD YOU TO ANY WHERE, YOU THINK YOU HIDE OF OUT THE WRATH, I WILL CURSE EARTHQUAKE TO CLAIM YOU THERE IN THE NEXT 14 DAYS MONKEY LONDON

An earthquake? In London? Laughing

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 1:43 pm

My "InsultaLad Campaign" continues....

Oh dear. I seem to have ruffled a lotto lad's feathers. He seems unhappy with my words of wisdom:

Quote:

Subject: I LOVE YOUR ABUSE SO MUCH

YOU THINK YOU ARE SMART?

PLEASE TRY AND READ THE BOOK "HOW EUROPEANS UNDER DEVELOPED AFRICA" YOU WILL SEE THAT YOUR FOOLISHNESS HAS MATURED,YOU THINK I WILL BE SHAKEN BY YOUR ABUSE....NO WAY...I AGREE THAT IM A BLACK MONKEY BUT WITH A DIFFERENCE,YOU ARE NOT GOD AND YOU DO COMMIT SIN TOO.I KNOW AM A SINNER BUT GUY LOOK I GAT TO SURVIVE.WE ARE THE OFFSPRING OF SLAVERY....WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US THOUSANDS OF YEARS IS WHAT WE ARE TAKING BACK FROM THEM.I LOVE YOUR ABUSE AND I NEED MORE OF IT

NWA GUY MUGU AT MAGA DOT COM

NB: My first outburst to this numpty did not cast a racial slur. It was a pure insult.

For friendly Email exchanges with a Lotto Lad, see my sigline...

I countered his response with something interesting and he was so nasty in return that I might just poop my pants.....

Quote:

From: <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: My Lottery Prize

EZI OFIA KA IBU....MAMA GI CHENA OMURU NWA MA NA OMAGHI NA EWU ATURU KA OMURU,U GAT NO CLEAR LANGUAGE..................I HAVE UR IP ADDRESS....AND I DEY COME FOR YOU....YOU GO SOON DIE.....ONWU GA HA EGBU GI ...CHERE M ANAM ABIA KA MAMMA GI LAA AMU EWU....NNE MURU GI GBA AKA NWA

NWA MMEFU KA IBU EZI OFIA

Ooooh, he seems to want me deaded..... Cool

I'm not so sure how nasty his response is though it's probably not very nice.
I can only hope he is not threatening to barbecue my neighbour's cat...
I'm wondering how he will find me given that my insults were delivered via Gmail's Webmail Interface.

And another salvo was fired, preparing for response.....

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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 2:22 pm

@7/9:

A humble little barb to stoke his fire a bit more perhaps?

- "Thank you for planning to come for me, but really you do not have to. Are you going to come by yourself or will your goat help you? Honestly, I'm not so comfortable with your homosexual notes ...".

Given the over-inflated male egos of these guys, he will just love you.

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 5:03 pm

@ 7/9 It seems that you have developed the gift to insult the lads with your great finess. I will be asking you soon to share your talent for a reluctanct mugu that I have been baiting for months. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:36 am

@Tiewren, I edited your submission ever so slightly and ran it through the ladspeak translator:

Quote:

Original Text

Thank you for planning to come and kill me, but really, you do not have to. Are you going to come by yourself or will your goat help you? Honestly, I'm not so comfortable with your homosexual notes.

Please let me know when you will arrive so I can have freshly baked cookies and milk for you and pea straw for your goat.

Translated Text

THANK U FO PLANNIN FO KOM NA MURD MI ,BUT REALLY U NOR
GET FO,OK? BI U GOIN FO KOM BY UR SEF OR GO UR GOAT HEP
U? HONESTLY ,I NO BI SO COMFORTABLE WIT UR HOMOSEXUAL
NOTES. ABEG LET MAN PICKEN SABI WEN U GO LAND SO I CAN
GET FRESHLY BAKED COOKIES NA MILK FO U NA PEA STRAW FO
UR GOAT.

+1 MY K7 NUMBER FONE MAN PICKEN MUGU

I'll post his response (if any) but I don't think he wants to be my Email pal anymore Sad

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