Shadrack vs. the Lawyers "Firm".

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Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:23 pm

My first! Looks real to me. Comments are more than welcome. Everyone, meet Sh4drack!
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=312213253&size=o
If you can't make out the lettering it's "I LICK IT RAW RON JEREMY".

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:44 pm

I hope you're using the ''Extreme make-over'' modality. This is one ugly lad !!!! Shocked

Congrats !!!! Very Happy

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:54 pm

Congrats!!!
One fine looking Lad you have there JT.

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:17 am

That is one skinny lad. Congrats. Very Happy

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:37 am

Quote:

My Dear Shadrack,
Your picture composition is very good. I have an idea for you. I told you I will hold publication of "International Benefactor Magazine" until this Wednesday. You will need to take the picture once again, with black ink used on the sign. Quite an easy thing to do. You say you have 2 recruits who will send in pictures too. Here is the plan. We pay $ 500 per submission. Tell your recruits we will pay them $ 200 each, OK? Then when we get the pictures, we'll send you $ 1500! You give your friends $ 200 $ each, and you keep the rest! That 1100$ for you! You may use the same sign for your friends. This is a good opportunity for you, and your friends to be in our magazine. Please hurry my Friend. The photography must go to the publisher by Wednesday. We must get the magazine out as soon as we can before Christmas. We are looking foward to your submissions. The benefactors look foward to this important issue of the magazine! It's the Christmas issue!

Will Shadrack screw his friends over for the promise of cash? It couldn't happen, could it?

Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 5:55 am

I"ll put my money on the lad. They would screw their own mother. Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:33 am

Nice one J.T. You're a legend. Here's to many more! Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:51 am

That's "Leg End". Thanks Jeff ( Embarassed

) and all. He has a new deadline for new pics, with friends, done in black ink. Wednesday. The Ball in in his court, eating rocks, or new pics and a feast on my Dolla? Remain poor, or cash in!? What will you do Shadrack, what will you do? Question

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:12 am

Just send him a set fingernail clippers. Or an angle grinder.

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:53 pm

Excellent first trophy. Let the slapping commence for number 2. Exclamation

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 2301

What are you guys talking about? That lad is a stud! In fact, you should be trying to get him into acting, or other entertainment industry modalities. Twisted Evil

Great first trophy! Congrats. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:13 am

The Rackster flakes out on me;

Quote:

Dear Sir,
> My recruits have refused and they insist to see the
> outcome of mine.
> But i have no money to send mine.If i could get even
> as little as 20$ i will be able to send mine.i have no
> money.I do starve.

Oooooo, poor baby. The promise of $1500 USD by Friday does not compell them! See ya Shaddy!

Quote:

My Dearest Shadrack,
I am sorry, but without a picture to publish we cannot help you. It is a shame, as we would have wired you $1,500 USD by the end of the week. I wish you, and your skeptical friends luck in the coming year. They have talked you into rufusing monetary assistance. They must be good friends, but none too smart. You may tell them they will not receive thier share of the funds we were going to send to you, which is a shame. We will persue our other recruits who stand to receive generous donations from our National Benefactor magazine. We have many other serious refugees we have to devote our time to who are ready to change their lives for the better. We do not have time to wait for you and your friends if you are not serious. Our publishing delay I held for you until Wednesday has been cancelled. My boss is quite mad at me for holding up the show. If you ever change your mind, we might be able to assist in future publications. The choice, obviously, is yours.
Good luck.

I'm taking my $20, and going out for sushi Shad. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:30 am

Nice trophy JT clapping

As long as you think your lad is putting forth a genuine effort to get your trophy, you should try to work with him and extend his deadlines. Some lads really don't have the money to pay a photographer, scan in the photos etc. so deadlines have to be adjustable in order to extract every last cent the lad can scrape together in the form of a trophy. Wink

After he has gone into debt by borrowing from everyone he knows to get the trophy is the best time to drop the bomb on him if you want some choice siggy material. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:23 pm

JoeTam wrote:

If i could get even
> as little as 20$ i will be able to send mine.i have no
> money.I do starve.

He's giving me the same BS Very Happy

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:55 pm

Excellent, very chimpworthy...

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:23 am

Thanks Reprob8!

As he has flaked on me, toss the dog a bone.

Quote:

Dearest Shadrack,
Our Christmas publication has gone to press. I am sorry you missed it. The results of our November publication has these highlights I'd thought I'd share with you, amounts in US dollars.
Mabuma Okewo $500 + $2500 from benefactor Barry T.Goldwater, Congressman, USA, State of Arizona.
Akimbe Molakolo $500 + $3750 from benefactor Richard L.Boeing Jr., Aircraft Manufacturer, Boeing International.
Sabina Okaleo $500 + $7200 from benefactor Titus C.Gates, Computer Software Developer, Microsoft.
Vakina Komuno $500 + $8900 from benefactor Aaron J.Ford Jr. III, Automobile Manufacturer, Ford Motor Company.
Mariam Tomocha $500 + $10000from benefactor Lance K. Bellweather, Stock Broker, NYSE, Chase Manhatten Company.
These are but a few of our sucesses we have been able to provide our clients. There are, of course many more. 99.6% of our published refugees will receive grants from our benefactors. We remain a rare, Government approved inside link to people who want to, and can help you. We would still like for you to be one of the people we could help. We have a new publication for January. Would you be able to be a part of it? Write back to me, and perhaps we can help you out, and into a better life. We have helped these people listed above into a better life. I wrote back to you, because you are so sincere, and kind. We want to help you change your life for the good, and for you to have food and no worries. Bless you Son,

Looks like I mispelled Manhattan. Oh well. Everything here is ficticious, and are not real people to my knowledge.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 11:13 pm

Hope this isn't to necro'ed, but just got a fantastic business offer from the Shadster! No pic, just an offer. NSFW!

Quote:

Merry xmas,
I have a picture of a woman that has a big breast and
a penis.will you buy.She is a German girl.If you are
interested let me know.Its just $500.
Shadrack.
Now, to get the picture! Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:04 am

Great trophy JTam. Tell you lad forget it if its one breast and a penis. If its two peni you will take him up on it.

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 12:33 am

Quote:

What should happen to you if i send you the picture
> and you don't send me the money?i have some spiritual
> powers remember.
> Shadrack.

Shaddy, you don't trust me here my friend? Let me put your mind at ease.

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 5:44 am

What's this. National Benefactor Magazine has a dark side to it! Can it be?!

Quote:

Hey Shadrack, I do a lot of business with people out here who don't like to be kept waiting around. Ever heard of Giovanni De La Gotti? Javorni Del A Mascapone? Lucia Carameli Biscotti? They work in Italy. "But they do have a lot of money for "Artwork" like you talk about. You want to get off your ass and get us some sample "Artwork" we can check on? I can't explain it any clearer that that. Show us some results, we arrange shipping, we're all happy. Easy, right Shaddy? Get back to me, tomorrow. Understand? You looking for $500, or more Rackster? Want the cash soon? You get me some "Potraits" to look at, soon! Make sense Shadrack? And no bullshit either! Where do you live, by the way? Not that we can't find you anyway Shaddy! Heeheeeheeeheee. You'll have cash on January 2,
H.F.

Spiritual powers that he has. Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:39 am

Just tell the lad to send the pics. and not to worry becuse you are afraid that something will happend to you. You don't want him to use any type of curse on you. Laughing

Good job. I never get tired of hearing how retarded these mugus really are Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 9:57 pm

Quote:

I need the money will you give me?

That's it, all he wrote. :banghead:

I'm almost ready to send him to the lion's den for you guys to torture. I think he's Goat Dog's reincarnate.

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:24 pm

Quote:

I will send it in the evening cos it's sunday and i
cannot send it from my phone.It is not 3 dick but 1
and a breast.He is a gay and he wants me to come over
to Germany and live with him as his lover.He has not
replied for some days.He has a female face and hair.
Can we speak over the phone?
Shadrack.

I don't feel like talking about this Shad! I'm not a shrink!
Then;

Quote:

All the cyber cafe here have closed so i will send it
on tuesday.
Happy new year.
Shadrack.

Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 5:51 am

I finally get the picture. Some gross pic from a pervert magazine. (Not worth posting). I lash out with vengence at Shaddy, expecting him to ignore me. But, then,

Quote:

The is real.he is a German and a gay i swear to God.i
am not lying.He haven't wrote me for about 2 weeks.

I have never had an admittedly gay mugu on board ever. Much less one in love with a transgender individual. Maybe it's the $500 he want's for the picture? Or, is it real Love? Shadrack seems quite proud, but worried about the lack of contact with his "lover". I have asked for his lover's e mail address to confirm all this silly stuff. Oh, there's 2 breasts, not one as Shaddy said.

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 11:30 pm

Quote:

I told it that my name is Ralphael and that it should
send me EUR4000 to get papers to come over but i won't
go.i have a separate email address for it.i don't want
you to mail it.
Shadrack.

Looks like Shaddy is scamming this "thing" also. And I told him so too!

Quote:

So, let me understand Shadrack. You lied to this person about your name,
you asked for 4000 euro, but have no intention of going to Germany, and
you won't let me have their e mail. Shadrack, if I didn't know better,
you are trying to cheat this person out of 4000 euros. Am I right?
Shadrack, what the hell is it you want from me at this point?
I have already offered you well over $500 dollars for a picture of you,
with a sign done in BLACK ink for our National Benefactor Magazine. I
have offered you even more money is you recruit other refugees if they
will do the same for the magazine. Published refugees in the magazine
have received litteraly thousands of tax free dollars this way. I still
don't understand why you rufuse this for the promise of good money. All
I need are you and your recruits holding signs in BLACK ink, that says"
I LICK IT RAW RON JEREMY". $500 dollars for every picture you send, $200
each for your recruits. February publication is underway. I will need
the pictures by next Friday for our publisher. I'm beginning to imagine
you might have some medical problems that keep you from thinking
straight Shadrack. Is this the case, my friend? You need to get to work
on this project, for yourself, and your friends!

Next up:

Quote:

I am beginning to see you as a scammer.what you did
> when i sent you that picure is still what you will do
> when i send my picure.Do you work for play boy?what do
> you mean by i leak it raw.Sometimes i thought you are
> a drug addict.If you want me send my picture then,send
> me some money first.
> Shadrack.

He's already forgot about the sign I had him hold. He doesn't even know up from down anymore! I'm a drug addict that works for Playboy now! Laughing

I respond:

Quote:

I don't have you're address Shadrack. Shall I just send the money to the CBN and you can pick it up from Professor Soludo? Shall I just drop some money in the mail and send it to "Shadrack, somewhere in Africa"? You're quite lazy, aren't you. I wanted to send you some money, and you can't even tell me where to send it to. Will you ever get your shit together, EVER?! I'm ready to send you a few dollars, and you insult me. What the hell are you trying to do, make me mad? I hold the cash you you want, and then you're being a rude jerk to me. I need an apology from you, in writing, and scanned and sent to me. Then, I'll probably send you some money, like $500. How's that strike you Shadrack? You need to be a lot nicer if you want my help. Write me an apology, and your address to send money to. Do it quickly!

What an idiot!
EDIT: Mods, should we move to published works, this is dragging on.
Joe.

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