BWAHAHAHA!!! Pyramid destruction a go!

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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:24 pm

What a Christmas gift!!! Kevin Will Tony keeps surprising us very day with new tricks. After a failed attempt to get him traveling a couple of weeks ago to Benin City, Nigeria from Accra, Ghana; we got a successful one! Obviously, he only got a one way ticket. That is standard safari procedure at this point. He was to meet with Brother Emmanuel (Roycropper�s) lad. Both of them were told that there was $400,000 bundled inside of a couple of the bags for the pyramid. But, we were not sure which ones� SO, we had to have them dig it up and find it. Here is the latest correspondence. I told Kevin and Emmanuel to both email me when they were together from the same computer (this way I could track their IPs and see if they are trying to pull the same trickery they did last time).

Sunday (Christmas Eve), Kevin writes (IP address: 195.175.37.71):

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I am in Benin with Emmanule but we don't have money to do any thing please send the
Wester Union please i don't have money to buy food to eat we will try and go to the place to night we will get back to you will we finish diging the treasurh please do someting for me
i'm beging you in Jesus Name Amen Benin is bad please i am waiting for you thanks

Kevin

Emmanuel writes shortly after (IP address: 195.175.37.71):

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Hello Franc,
please i want you to know that Kelvin is here with me live in Benin and we are making earnest preparation to go and do the treasure hunting tonite, please he is not a man of great wealth and it will be good if you can assist us by way of sending small amount of money to help offset some imminent bills, please do hearken to this clarion call. and i hope that all things would work out well
hope 2 hear from you soon (ROY- He did not sign off with HALLELUJAGOBBLE!!!)

WELL, they claim that they went. I don�t know if they actually dug up the treasure or not. They said that they did, but they are not good for their word�

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I have gone the place we did't see noting inside bag what you are doing is not good
you just sent me to Benin For not i see the pastor you send the picutre to me why you
are puinshed me like this is not good i don't have money to use to go back to ghanaplease sent send me some money use to go back to ghana please i am waiting for
you thanks

Kevin

I was a little upset that I didn�t have pictures, so I told them I needed some pictures. He wasn�t really happy about the request (IP address: 213.185.118.195):

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What pictures will did't see any thing for there you are just send me to benin for noting
lying for me what you are doing is not good from ghana to Benin is not good i don't have
money go back you sent us to the pastor house you send me the picture i see the man
and he family is not good is not good you spoil all my plan for me is not good i live you for god

So, I need YW and BW to write their pyramid tending mugus and let me know if someone did actually visit the pyramid. Can you guys check for me?

Congrats to all those involved on another successfull safari: Roycropper, RockSTL, BW, YW and all those who gave some great ideas. This is still going, so keep watching.

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:27 pm

Have a phone number? I could give him a call to encourage and/or interrogate him.

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:38 pm

lol!

apparently things are "not good" there for him...

sounds like the pyramid is still standing tho...

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:45 pm

HomerJFong wrote:

Have a phone number? I could give him a call to encourage and/or interrogate him.

Yeah, give them a good interrogating!

EDIT: I posted them, but I figured it would be better to PM them to you.

Ask them every kind of question you can think. They also think that they are supposed to be getting a WU xfer. Tell him I will resend it once they send pictures of the destruction.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 26 Dec 2005 Posts: 27

Dang... I love this bait.

I really ought to buy a cuppa for you guys some time. Very Happy

I wait with baited (I mean, bated) breath the pictures of the destruction of the pyramid. Laughing

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:01 pm

I just talked with Emmanuel. No luck with Kevin as his phone was switched off. The lazy bastard didn't destroy the pyramid. I told him he must make restitution for his failure, for biblical reasons of course.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?book_id=3&chapter=5&verse=16&version=31&context=verse

I'm sure you can think of how he can make it up to the church.

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:03 pm

D'oh! Here's the audio of my conversation with Emmanuel.

http://media.putfile.com/emmanuel-82

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:04 pm

I really hope that we can get that to happen. It seems that the pyramid is at the house of the �pastor� of YW�s church. Sadly, they must have talked to him. Kind of cool on one hand, getting three mugus to meet. However, not cool in the fact that the pyramid is going to be harder to tear down since they know that is the pastor�s house. Nevertheless, the two guys are sleeping in the same house probably exchanging some really funny stories about what they have had to do for their churches.

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:16 pm

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Kind of cool on one hand, getting three mugus to meet.

Since YW's Lad is HIS Lad, Kevin is JJ's Lad and Emmanuel is RC's Lad...Why don't you guys send each of your Lad's payment via MG at the same time. Perhaps all 3 can go to the MG office in the same taxi Laughing

and individually be disappointed all at once.

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:21 pm

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I am in Benin with Emmanule

For a second there, I thought we were reviving the "Emmanuelle" series of movies. I guess I should either read a little slower, or he should learn to spell his friend's name.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:28 pm

I neglected to put in my original post that our beloved NN actually got a lad to go to the pyramid and meet the pastor. For some reason, the dope was unable to find the actual pyramid (what a numpty). He was on his way to film a nice movie with legendary director Jojo, but he came up short.

Anyway, NN should be along here shortly to add some posts about the lads frustrating trip. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 9:09 am

jojobean wrote:

Anyway, NN should be along here shortly to add some posts about the lads frustrating trip.

Could someone please go and roll him out of bed? I think all the xmas pud has made him a little more sleepy than normal.

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:51 am

Err, Callum, you did "forget" one minor detail Wink

Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:13 pm

I don't know where he is. Probably hung over, waking up next to a goat wondering... Embarassed

Not quite a Newb Joined: 17 Jul 2005 Posts: 58

Jojo, you promised me some NN. I demand NN.

Was the lad dressed in medieval armor? Laughing

Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 6:37 am

Sorry, I am away, but I will add some details soon. It invoved the efforts of many baiters, but he did travel to Benin City and spoke to the someone about the pyramid... He says he went twice, but I'm only counting the confirmed round trip Lagos to Benin City. I will be home soon... and yes I have been very drunk. Played golf with far too many beers yesterday. By the ninth hole I was tanked and hitting like Tiger Woods!

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:07 pm

Well, it looks like this part is over. I am quite disappointed in Kevin and Emmanuel. These guys turned out to be losers (surprise). They claim that they went and dug with the pastor, but I don�t know that I believe them. YW or BW- could one of you confirm with your mugu whether or not they actually met with your boy? And ask him if they did any digging at all.

Here are the last updates (Kevin's IP resolves to Ghana):

Quote:

But what you do to me is bad you sent to Benin wethout not why are you punish me like this you let me suffer too much why the aderss you give us is the pastor house in Benin
why i told you i don't have money you promiss me you will send me money will i rich benin why you let me suffer like this what i my done to you i livet i Benin on towsday i just arrived in ghana to day i'm Lagors since westday looking for money use to come back to Ghana i sell all my thing before i get some money to come back to ghana what you are doing to me is not good and you say you are man of god this is bad this not the first time you been doing this to me is because i believe you that is why now i don't have anything on me i don't what to go to Benin before you promiss me that i will get the money now i did't see any thing is not good

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What you are doing to me is not good you know i don't have money you promiss that if i get
to Benin i will get my money see now i don't have any thing on me i'm suffering for money to
use to take care of my self this is not good i have suffer alot please let me know what is going on i need help thanks (AFTER ALL THIS, HE STILL THANKS ME???)
Kevin

Good to see NN stagger along here and chime in. We look forward to Michael's story.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 29 Dec 2006 Posts: 17

jojobean wrote:

.... For some reason, the dope was unable to find the actual pyramid ...

How could he miss it, it is a major tourist attraction

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:23 pm

They claim that they went and talked to the pastor that "guards" the pyramid. I don't know if they actually saw it or not. I am trying to determine that.

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 5:51 pm

I think that they are full of shit. There are no guards and our TWAT has not mentioned a single word of any of this to us.

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 6:23 pm

They knew that he was the pastor of your church, which was something that I never mentioned to them (that I can remember). Oh, and 'guards' was my term. I only said that because they told me when they went there that the pastor came outside because it was in his yard. They also mentioned that it was behind a fence. I don�t know if that is true or not. They were both definitely in Benin City, Nigeria- when Kevin lives in Ghana.

Ask your guy if he spoke to them. I would like to know�

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 12:49 pm

Well, I grilled Kevin on whether or not he went there. I asked him what was in the bags, etc. This is the response I got back from him:

Quote:

Yes I go to Pyramid i saw the bags with my own eyes is sand is in the bag and they have
dig the place uready so how much money you send tell me so i can go and pick it up tomorrow morning i'm waiting for you thanks

Kevin

SO, YW & BW, have you been able to confirm anything with your pastor? This guy is sticking to his story.

Also, where is Roycropper lately? I am wondering if he has heard anything from Brother Emmanuel...

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2007 9:09 pm

Quote:

We dig the bag we don't dig all bot noting inside the bag the house is too tite i will go and
get this money i hope the money he will be there thanks

kevin

They did not dig all of them apparently, but they did do some.

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 10:40 am

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Also, where is Roycropper lately? I am wondering if he has heard anything from Brother Emmanuel...

Sorry, busy on another project trying to up the shield count, but Bro Emmanuel has dropped me for all intents and purposes, as much as he'd like the loot in the pyramid, I've told him where it is, and made it very clear he aint going to get me down the WU office. (As a monk I am not permitted to own or handle money Wink

)

Glad they opened some bags, but I did tell Emmanuel that the loot was near the centre, at the bottom. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 11 May 2004 Posts: 2163

Do you have a pic of the pyramid? And is the first part of the bait published somewhere?

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