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Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 3:15 pm

During correspondence with my newest Russian future wife I happened to mention to her my predelection for sodomy, hardly any of you would be aware of my fondness for mentioning this to the scammers as I have rarely if ever mentioned it here.
Anyhoo, this was her response today -

"Darling
Today I awaked with thouhgt that you are laying nearby behind my back,embrassing me tightly and
slowly inserting your penis in my anus and then start to move there,holding me tightly
and I feel your exitment and loss myself...
really,that time, I was afraid of you-it was too quickly and I had the same impression that I had lost control
It was like emptiness,because I hadn't real contact.it's impossible to do this with interruptions,may be...
You are a man with strong sexuality what I need,and I am able to make you happy and be happy by myself. My rectum aches for your entering

kiss,Sveta".

Ummmmmmmmmmmm, aww geeze, I'm gonna have to keep this one methinks... not too many women who look like Heidi Klum enjoy taking it up the clacker yanno?? Maybe now might be a good time to send her my Elvis photo I showed y'all earlier, just to see if her intentions are really true of course before I propose to her. I already told her she would enjoy her married name with me, my name in this bait being Neville Knitter, get it?? She would be Sveta Knitter, get it huh huh huh?? Well I giggled anyhoo and that's all that matters, lol. Sveta Knitter, you know they on occassion say the "v" as a "w" right, right?? Anyone popping a vein cackling too hard now?? Anyone?? Someone?? Shocked

Master Baiter Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Posts: 138

Yeah... света is pronounced more like svyeta. And it's a short name for Svetlana. Merry Xmas anyway if it's still Xmas where you are. And I wish you a happy marriage.

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:59 am

No no no no no no no, I am not marrying this bint, that was humour, said in jest, some light merriment, a joke??
Ok well merry Christmas to you as well.....

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:11 pm

I think she's in love Wink

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:23 pm

It must be love. What other reason would she have for taking it up the poopchute?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Posts: 4

Shameless biotch. She'll do anything for a buck.

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:54 am

Tarquin9 wrote:

My rectum aches for your entering

If I had a nickle for every russian girl that said that to me...

Master Baiter Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Posts: 138

^^...It wouldn't pay for the condoms you had to buy.

...and I agree, the girl is desperately in love. My girlfriend never said such nice things to me. What am I doing wrong ?

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:30 am

Oh if only she were really feeling these things instead of scamming me, sigh.... Her latest letter asks for money for her internet access so she can reply to my letters, gee who'da thunk it??
Hehe, she lasted a lot longer than many others before the money request, got her off topic so that's a victory, a Pyrrhic victory I admit...

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:08 pm

I think that you need pictures of this rectum before you go poking around, don't you agree? I mean, if you're going to send her money for internet access, make sure her rectum is one you long for.... Smile

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:49 pm

Yes I have requested photo's of the rectum in question and will keep you advised...

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 7:39 pm

Tarquin9 wrote:

Yes I have requested photo's of the rectum in question and will keep you advised...

If it comes back as a "*DELETED*" pic, please don't post it.

Master Baiter Joined: 04 Dec 2006 Posts: 138

Yes, don't post it, just post a link to it.