Poor lad. He can't read the WU receipt.(NEW PIC 12/27)

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Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:04 am

I want to thank the member who created the blurred WU form

After he sent Father Geovanni the photo. The right thing to do was to send him the payment.
He complained, so I sent him the same attachment

Quote:

Dear Michael:

I have received your e-mail.

I have attached the receipt one more time for you.

Remember: Question Who loves you

Answer: God

All the other information is there.

God Bless you my son. I will be contacting you to send you scholarship funds for your school.

12 hours later I get this message

Quote:

Dear father , there are are many scammers in nigeria please mail me all the necessary infomation i have writen before so that i can believe its real i cannot see a word in it

An hour later I get a second message. The heading in the mails sounds extremely urgent

Quote:

ACT FAST IHAVE BEEN AREESTED BY THE POLICE

Dear father , how are you .please when using western union the three most important things are CONTROL NUMBER , SENDERS NAME , AMOUNT SENT , SENDERS ADDRESS PLEASE MAIL THIS INFOMATION DOWN TO ME AS I AM BEING DETAINED BY POLICE I DONT WANT TO BELIEVE YOU DECEIVED ME IF SO YOU TOOK IT TO FAR THE RECEIPT IS NOT CLEAR .THEY HAVE STARTED CALLING THE FBI,S IN AMERICA TO CONFIRM

I did not know WU called the FBI to confirm about blurred WU forms.
30 minutes later I get another e-mail from a friend of my mugu,

Quote:

YOU ARE A BLOODY CHEAT AND YOU WILL BE CAUGTH

DEAR FATHER , HOw are you ihave finished my induction ceremony and i did not hear anything until mike my friend called me to tell methat you are now incharge if it true how can yousend wire tranfer without control number .please mail the control number to him and all other necessary info if it siccessful then we can talk your receipt you sent to him is a blurred picture is it the kind of picture we sent to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Will really have to think about the response to this mugu. I have never had any dealings with but, a fly has landed on the spiders web. I guess he wants to get paid for the induction ceremony he never took

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:34 am

I am sure the WU receipts are perfect. The Lads just suffer from a near-sighted condition.
Obviously, your Lads are in dire need of optical care.
Perhaps they could be recruited to open up church eye care centres that specialize in obtaining corrective lenses for the reading of the WU receipts.

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:38 am

They are just brilliant in there attempts. If I had just written an abusive comment and then decided that it wasn't appropriate I'm pretty sure most normal people would delete it before continuing with a request for money.

But then again maybe I don't exist in a normal world Shocked

I like the eye care idea Very Happy

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:36 pm

Very angry Father Geovanni send the following mail to both of the mugus,

Quote:

Dear Ikem:

I am really mad at you for screeamig at me and using those awful heading and even more
upset due to the fact that your friend Ghetoo sent me a letter. I dont appreciate a letter with a heading calling me a lier.
This is his heading of the letter he sent.
YOU ARE A BLOODY CHEAT AND YOU WILL BE CAUGTH

All you had to do was just send me a letter explaining the problem.
I have solved the problem why the receipt was blurred.

I am so mad that I wont be sending you the information until you and your good friend apologize to me,

You have to send me another photo of you with a sign that reads

Forgive me
for I am a PUTO
Father Geovanni

and another photo of you and your friend dressed as Santas holding a sign that reads

Have a
Merry x-mas
Father Geovanni

I should not even send you any money but God will punish me if I dont.

Your dear friend who got you in trouble will only get $ 2,500.00 dollars
for blastfamy.

May God forgive you for your sins.

and I dont want to hear any excuses

Father Geovanni

A few hours later I received another letter from my mugu pretending to be in jai.

Quote:

dear father , GOD WILL DELIVER ME FROM THE HANDS OF POLICE AND IF I HAVE SOUNDED SO RUDELY FORGIVE ME ALL I DID WAS JUST CALL MY FRIEND AND I TOLD HIM ABOUT IT .IT WAS OUT OF TORTURE I SENT THE MAIL .PLEASE SEND THE NECESSARY INFO THAT IT IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN BE SET FREE HERE . FORGIVE ME AS GOD FORGIVES ALL MANKIND I AM STILL UNDER DETENTION AS A SCAMMER

How nice internet service for inmates Laughing

My mugu send me another e-mail 20 minutes later

Quote:

dear father , i am sorry i cannot snap any picture because i am in detention and cannot be allowed to snap .like i said if you are a priest find a place in your heart to send the information down so that i can be released .MERRY CHRISTMAS FATHER GEOVANNI LONGORIA .I DONT think i need the money again all i want is just to get out of prison .PLEASE SEND THE INFORMATION

My reply

Quote:

Dear Ikem:

I am sorry to hear that you are in jail. You sound confusing. First you tell me that you dont need the money and yet you want me to send you the information.

I have told you I am still very, very hurt by you and your friend.
Like I said before I will not send you the information because of what you did. So tell your good friend that he has to send me the photos.

I have the money for you and your friend. As soon as you or your friend sends me the photos I will send the money.

True friends will make a sacrifices to help his friends.

Any way my son, I think that it is very nice and modern that the jails in your country have computer rights for the individuals detained.

God bless you my son.

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:20 pm

Yes the blurred form has worked well:

Quote:

Jack, I do not see any word in the receipt. I use. ASDC 7.0. you
understand, quality of a photo very bad and I cannot disassemble any
word. Please you can make a new copy, with a size about 1 Mb. as
have gone to me the information in a text kind.

Please write me the information for the western union:
sender's first name:
sender's last name:
sender's full address:
receiver's first name:
receiver's last name:
MTCN (Money Control Transfer Number).

Jack have gone to me a new copy of the receipt and the information as soon as possible.

I wait. Ga1ina.

and

Quote:

Hello Jack. you have received my message? Why you do not write to me?
The receipt which you have sent... Quality pic very small and is
visible nothing. Plz scan once again the receipt. That quality was
good and all was visible. Write me asap. Galina

These were after I sent her this:

Quote:

Galina,
I opened the picture of the receipt fine on my computer. What software are you using? Is it adobe?
I'll send the picture again.
Love,
Jack

Wash, rinse, repeat.
R-T

Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:36 pm

Great stuff rumbero. I'm laughing my *** off! Even our jail doesn't have internet access. (Not that I would know, or anything, or, well, you know. It was on a school field trip, or something, I think).

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:40 am

^^^^ I am just waiting to see how loyal mugus are to each other. I hope to get my new trophies out of his dumb mistakes. Laughing

Will post his reply If I get one

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:14 pm

The blurred WU reciept is indeed awesome, but I usually take it a step further. First I send them a "writejunk" file which they can't seem to open. That goes back and forth a couple of times before I go to the blurred WU reciept. The closer it gets to Christmas, the more frantic they become......... Twisted Evil

Should I be enjoying this so much?????? Embarassed

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:05 pm

^^^^^ No, you should not be enjoying what you are doing. It is the season to be jolly. And a be nice to your mugu week.

Gmail is down and cant check my addys Crying or Very sad

Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:59 pm

Well Gmail is now working and had no reply from my jail bird. So I sent him this little reminder

Quote:

Dear Ikem:

How are you doing in Jail. I hope they are treating you fine. When will you be getting out of jail ? The good thing about your jails in your country is that you have internet access. Here in my country they don't. I will be sending a letter to the Governor so they can install this great service also here.

Any way, I have not heard from you or your friend Ghetto about sending me the pictures.
Son It is real sad to find out who your true friends are. It is apparent that your friend has no compasion for you and would rather see you stay in jail then to help you.

Please have the wardern of the jail send me a letter so I can explain the situation
and what you have to do in order to obtain the money and get out of jail.

May be I am wrong and your friend will send the photos I requested. If you see him
please let him know that he too will get some money.

God bless you and all your cell mates

Father Geovanni Longoria

I hope I also get a letter fromthe warden. My mugu need an wxcuse to get out of jail Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:16 pm

To my surprise I did get a letter from the police station.

Quote:

Dear father geovanni,
how are you .i really find it hard to believe but if it is true .i feel you can explain to me. there is one IKEM MICHAEL UCHE under my custody being in detention of fraud '' trying to cash a wrong wired money'' he claims one father from is church sent the money to him .they demanded for his mtcn number and he produced a wrong photocopy of wired payment .so he was aprehended for fraud.all i will just ask is simply can you explain how it came about .and if it is really true that you are a REVFATHER you have just sent a young man into detention '' they all believe is a scammer'' it was when i saw him praying this morning i now decided to hear him out . HE cliaimed you sent him $5000 which was suppose to be his money for completing the induction rigth to your church .and he said you sent him the receipt of payment and the test question and answer .so he now demanded for the mtcn number which you are still withholding so all i can say his if you have sent the money kindly release the information 1 MTCN NUMBER 2 SENDERS NAME 3SENDERS ADDRESS 4RECEIVERS NAME 5RECEIVSER ADDRESS 6AMOUNT SENT . if you dont have this information then he will be declared a fraudster so if you are the one who sent down the payment receipt please release the info listed above and save a dying soul .''ACCORDING TO THE MONEY IS HIS RIGTH AFTER COMPLETING THE INDUCTION RIGTHS'' .NOW he is verry ill .so do what you have to on time .no more excuse bye for now NB ;I AM MIKE A POLICE OFFFICER & nbsp; ;

My question and help needed for this

Should the priest save his life and tell the officer he is ok, but not provide the mtcn number ?

Should I let him rot in jail ?

Should I demand the requested photo of him ?

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:19 pm

Ask for a photo of him behind the bars Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:23 pm

Yes....by all means....ask for the photo behind bars!

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:24 pm

rumbero wrote:

... Should the priest save his life ...

Do what a real priest would do: tell him you feel very sorry for him and Christ alone is his salvation. Amen. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:26 pm

^^Absolutely! KD hit it right on the money.

And a mugu in jail is worth a 1000 mugus in a cyber cafe! Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:53 pm

Quote:

... Should the priest save his life ... Do what a real priest would do:

Perform the last rights on your Lad. BUT GET THE PHOTO OF HIM BEHIND BARS FIRST!

Or...

Send a made up 10 digit control number to the police. Maybe you can get the policeman arrested for being a "scammer/fraudster."

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Did the police have a Yahoo addy Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 11:10 pm

^^^^^ indeed its a Yahoo addy

Well I am greedy and will try to kill two birds with one stone.

Since I have to be a character of good nature and compasion
I gave it some good thought on how to trap the police(Scammer) and my mugu.

Here is the reply to the police: I thought if would be nice to promote him

Quote:

Save the World Church
DIOCESE OF NORTH AMERICA
1895 North Holywood Blvd Vales Pito Kentucky 6376355

December 22, 2,006

To: Chief of police Mike
RE: Ikem Michael

Dear Mr. Mike:

This letter is to confirm that Mr. Ikem Michael is a member of the Save the World Church.
Sir, I need to verify that indeed he is detained in jail.
Mr. Ikem is supossed to be a member of this church. I am trying to verify all
members that took the Holy induction ceremory performed to our late and departed Father Thomas Chingon.
I had asked Mr. Ikem and also another gentleman by the name of Ghetoo to submit a
simple photograph of themselves to prove that they indeed had taken the induction ceremony.

Mr. Ikem and Ghetoo insulted the good name of the Save the World Church and called me names.
This made me angry and very upset over the idea that I, a man of the cloth, a servant of God was a cheat.
I demanded a photo of him
and his friend who apparently did not care to much about Ikem beign in jai.

Dear sir, I strongly believe in punishing the criminals. Since you are the Chief of police
I will release the wire information to you only if Ikem sends me the required photo or you send a photo of Ikem in jail.
The other way to verify is for you to send me a photo holding a large sign that reads the following.

Soy un Policia de Lagos
de los mas Pendejos
Father Geovanni.

Translation: I am the most retarded policemen in Lagos

Ikem will get his induction money if he send me the following photos. The required photos

Forgive me
for I am a PUTO
Father Geovanni

and another photo of Ikem dressed as Santa holding a sign that reads

Have a
Merry x-mas
Father Geovanni

I will send you Chief of police the information that you have requested to you only if I receive the Photos
I have requested. I am still upset over the whole situation. and yes he will receive
$ 5,000.00 dollars

Please let me know also how much it will cost to get Ikem out of jail.
Sir, let me make very well aware that, I wont be paying any monies until I get photo evidence of you or Ikem.

May God bless you and all the inmates, may God forgive them for their sins. (Amen)

Father Geovanni Longoria

I have tried to incorporate all the advice I have received, will cross my
fingers and just wait until tomorrow if they work

Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:45 pm

Well, here is the latest on my mugu. The good Police Inspector wont send me his photo byt has convinced my mugu to send me the photos required Laughing

Here is the reply from the police station:

Quote:

Dear father; how are you complements of the season i just got your mail and i understand how you feel .As our own law in our land i cannot send you a picture of our own citizen behind bars because its is against the law that guards this country .first of all i cannot send my own picture to someone i dont know ,But i spoke to michael he said he will send the pictures but we migth not be able to get a santa claus regalia for him if you dont mind he will snap the pictures in his normal mofty .Well his case is under serious investigation .it cost about $690 to bail a fraudters in this country .so all i needed your number for was just to speak with you and confirm if it is true. But according to the rigth of your church he has to pay his own price and as a FATHER keep to your own promise and send the information and your personal number bye for now INSPECTOR MIKE NB what country are you in and what is the website of your church

Can wait to see the photo of my lad behind jail Laughing

Will post the new pics as soon as I get them

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 2:07 am

Cool! Now you might get a barrister involved too!! Of course you will need to pay for the legal fees...

I think I'd tell him you won't give any information (like website) because you (or your organization) , might be caught up in an investgation. THEN ask for the name of a good barrister... or make up a barrister from the area. You could forward "barrister" emails to the "investigator".

Just some thoughts...

Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:20 pm

A quick response to the police inspector. I am trying to see how corrupt the police inspector is Laughing

To the Police Inspector:

Quote:

December 23. 2006

RE: Ikem Michael

Dear Inspector Mike:

I would like to thank you very much for your quick reply. I am also glad that you were able to convince Ikem to send the photos.

Inspector Mike, I am sending you my personal number. Please dont give it to anyone.

Have your heard of Ghetoo. He is another member who has not been paid by the church. I am just trying to verify his induction. It is apparent that he might be a fraudster. He sent me a letter with storn insults to me.
You see, After the church of Light Eternal burnt down, all records that Father Thomas Chingon had on the new members that took the holy induction ceremony were destroyed. I have headaches trying to find these members so they can get paid.

I have to find approximately 8 members who I have not been able to find. I have been able t find 10 only this is including Ikem. he had mentioned that he knew of other members but has kept this from me.

If you could dome a favor an threaten Ikem that he will be spending a year in jail if he does not send me the names. It would really be appreciated.
The verification of these members is very easy. I just need a photo from them if order to justify the donations to the goverment for tax peruposes.

I have to have all this before the end of the year.

If you are able to get this information and I get photo confirmation I would send you a small contribution to the police department

God bless you and the police department for the great work you are doing in the combat against crime by these fraudsters

Father Geovannii Longoria

Question: Does every church that you know of have a website ?
My mugu never took the HOLY induction
ceremony, and has lied to the inspector.

His reply a day later:

DEAR father ,

how are you and how is your church please i need your phone number secondly OR call this number 018514571 nigeria code is 234 call and lets talkon phone since you cannot release your country address , your church website or your phone number .our INTELLIGENT OFFICERS WENT TO TRACK THE WIRED MONEY ON LINE WITH YOUR NAME AND MICHAEL NAME AND THERE WAS NO TRANSACTION AS SUCH .MICHAEL WILL BE GOING TO COURT NEXT WEDNESDAY AND WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH PROOF THAT HE IS TELLING THE TRUTH .IF HE IS A MEMEBER OF YOUR CHURCH WHY DONT YOU JUST C ALL OR TELL US IF YOU REALLY SENT DOWN ANY MONEY HE SAID HE WENT THROUGH SOME HORRIBLE PROCESS TO BECOME A MEMBER SEND HIS CERTIFICATE OF MEMBERSHIP AND YOUR CHURCH WEBSITE EVERY CHURCH HAS ONE .WE HAVE ALREADY TAKEN THE PICTURES BUT IT WILL NOT BE SENT EXCEPT THERE IS AN ORAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN YOU , MICHAEL ,AND THE POLICE DEPARTMENT BYE FOR NOW

Question here is. Should I bring my other church that has a website to bouch for me? or just simply tell him I don't have a website?
All suggestions are welocomed

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:01 am

Rollo_Tomasi wrote:

Please you can make a new copy, with a size about 1 Mb.

If your lad's unhappy about the size of the image, here's a 1mb version of the blurred westie slip.

http://members.419eater.com/~psychedelia_smit/wuxfer7.jpg

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 5:25 am

^^^^ will sure come in handy

Well, I could just not help myself and sent this to the Police Inspector
Was this a bit too much ?

Quote:

December 24, 2006

To: Chief Police Inspector Mike

RE: Ikem Michael

Dear Beloved:

First of all I would like to wish you a Merry Christmas's and your family.
Wishing you the best and may the new year bring you health and joy.

I feel sorry for Ikem and all the other inmates for spending x-ams in jail.
I have heard of all the pervertion and the sinful homosexual activities that go
on among the prison inmates. Ikem is so young I would easily become a target
of rape. I would feel extremely bad if Ikem were to loose his virginity in such
an awful way.

I have worked for years helping the inmates in prisons. So many times I have heard
of young inmates such as Ikem being drugged and waking up with Vaseline
all over their rears. I do not know if Ikem would have the courage to tell you
one morning that he found Vaseline on him.

Please take care of him. I would not hesitate to send you some money
After all this matter is resolved.

Inspector Mike here is the phone number your have requested

206 888 4730

I don't know why Ikem said that the Holy induction ceremony was awful. That is a lie.

Our church does not have a website. Here in the US, not all the churches have a website.
but if you want some type of verification. You may contact Father Kajuna Retiab. He is
my friend and an outstanding member of the community.

Please fell free to contact him. his website [email protected]

His e-mail address [email protected]

Do to the fire that destroyed the church, all data and forms were lost. At the present we are in the process
of making the church forms and certificates of membership to our members.

I am sending you the photo of the tragic fire where our beloved Father Chingon died trying to
save the lives of others.

Please make sure that Ikem is well taken care of.

God bless you

Father Geovanni Longoria

Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 10:51 pm

I though I had lost the bait, since the lad claimed to be in jail
The good police inspector let him out to take this pic.

Enjoy

I had also sent a letter from the priest to the police inspector about some
diamonds that my cousin had hidden Laughing

I hope he takes the bait

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