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HankReardan
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 666
Location: Galt's Gulch
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:43 pm |
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If I were him, I'd be mad too. He wrote out Don Quixote and Gargantua by hand, had them bound, and FedExed them to me.
Funny thing is, he hasn't gotten paid
It really sucks to be him.
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MANDATE
MR.MIKE
It is my utmost pleasure and concern to let you know that after due consultations with my business associates and friends world wide, I decided to let you know my decisions as approved by them.
1. You should as a matter of urgency disclose your real identity.
2. You should start sending my money as agreed in my agreement with you before I commence the job.
3. You should send immediately the sum of $10,000 Dollars to my son in Holland as a starting point ,by his name XXXXX through Western Union .
4. Finally, if the above conditions are not met within one week, the under mentioned societies will take over from me for appropriate actions against you.
The following named societies has mandated me to inform you as started above,
THE BLOOD FOR BLOOD SOCEITY OF CALABAR
THE AXE BROTHERS
THE BENIN KINDOM
THE OGBONI FRATERNITY OF NIGERIA
O.O.O SOCEIRTY
THE ECKANKAR SOCEITY OF NIGERIA
ALERISHINA OF INDIA
I do not want to kill you that is why I am given you this grace but your failure to comply will mean doom for you and your group as well as your entire family.
This is a work you asked me to do and I did it with my sweat but you want to play with fire. I know that know pastor will pray for you, if you explain what you did to me, so you will realize that it is very good for one to be upright in everything one does.
I never duped any one since I was born, so if you try to dupe me, you will never succeed because my hand are very clean, and that is why, anything I might do to you now will work without wasting time.
I also have seven pastors who are praying against you if you fail to pay me for my sweat, I am an investor, though, I have many companies but I must abide by my associates decision.
They decided to follow it up after I complained to them about your behavior concerning my work with you, so you can see that they are the ones that will deal with you and not me.
I would have invited you to come over here and see things by yourself but as it stands now ,it is not possible, My senior lawyer will be coming to London any moment from now, while my senior secretary will be going to United States by January for some assignments ,so if you do not mind, he might visit you there. We do not just deal with anybody but we do tell whoever that we want to deal with to know that we want to deal with him or her because we are not cowards, so I rest my case here.
Please, this is to treat. But just a paying back time only if you fails.
DO NOT TOUCH THE LIONS TAIL, WHICH YOU DID.
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814backwardsplus1
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 19
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:54 pm |
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who wrote that letter and why? |
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 10:57 pm |
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Dan Druff
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Nov 2005
Posts: 247
Location: In a little world of my own.
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:00 pm |
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That is seriously funny, Hank 
Great death threat - hope you have a lot more fun with this lad. |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:05 pm |
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The only problem here: how are you going to cram that into your siggy???? |
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a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:07 pm |
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:07 pm |
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ugumaru
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Aug 2005
Posts: 381
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Sun Dec 17, 2006 11:54 pm |
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I would send him an email "Here is the payment" with this pic attached:
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:16 am |
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Baldrick
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Mar 2006
Posts: 193
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:26 am |
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The Axe brothers...
Aren't they like the Chuckle brothers and the Doobie brothers and the brothers Grymn and the Beverly sisters and the Partridge family?
Lordy.....I'd be terrified if that lot were after me |
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Ben fool, I think I have heard enough of this, I will tell you how stupid and idiocy you are later. Just give me some days. (Dr. Lowell)
idiot (Dr. Lowell 7 weeks later)
I'm Still your friend, we are not enemies, but you sound like a professional fraud man or FBI. (Freeborn Moses)
we build relationship and watch it going up am a woman i need you to be at peace first not so wild like animal. (Mrs. Elizabeth)
NOW WALK MAJESTICALLY LIKE A LION TO YOUR WU OFFICE (williams wilcox)
I love the idea of the Security verification code (Freeborn Moses after 1143 answers)
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:02 am |
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Seven Pastors. The Seven Dragons... This is no coincidence I think. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! |
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remu
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Apr 2006
Posts: 571
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:08 am |
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I was wondering why the seven dragons didn't show up on there... so they have a new alias?  |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:08 am |
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Ha haaaaa haaaaaaa haaa! Tell him half a million is on the way, then ask him daily if he got it. Tell him you sent it through the O.O.O . Society for "a fine trust worthy modality"!. Wish him a Merry Xmas and tell him to chew on a lion's tail! Tell him you're Chucky, and you want to squat on his face as a gesture of good fortune. Curse his children as devil spawn, and he is the anti animal/human sack of rocks, and juju will be paying a visit next week. Oh, and pay him his due Hank. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:30 am |
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Not only is he mad, he's completely oblivious as well. |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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baiterbrazil
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Posts: 52
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:36 am |
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A very good death threat! I envy you!
WOW a handwritten copy of Dom Quijote hahahahahah nice one! |
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BAITER 
"This is a bank and I think we have no time for all this" - S4lif (0v3rs3as S3curity 7rust B4nk 1vory C0ast) - thanks ThatGrrl!
"Stop addressing us like we are animals, you used abusive words on me in your last mail" -S4lif (0v3rs3as S3curity 7rust B4nk 1vory C0ast) |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:21 am |
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Fantastic work
Tell your mugu you had no idea how powerful he was. You feel sorry for what you did. Tell him you will meet him in South Africa and your will personally pay him |
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 Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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nobody3
Master Baiter
Joined: 05 Aug 2006
Posts: 213
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:26 am |
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| SIGGY : DO NOT TOUCH THE LIONS TAIL, WHICH YOU DID. |
and @ugumaru excellant  |
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djmilkweed
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Posts: 28
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:47 am |
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That lion's tail bit is classic! |
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I HAVE RECIEVE A CALL FROM MY BOSE THIS MONING THAT YOU HAVE TRY TO PLAY SMATH GAME -Agent Monday Snipper |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 6:51 am |
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| DO NOT TOUCH THE LIONS TAIL, WHICH YOU DID. |
Is that a regional version of "You have stuck your finger on the tortoise anus"...? |
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"YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:14 am |
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A Five Star death threat. Maybe even worthy of 7 stars - seeing you've now got 7 highly-esteemed Organisations and another 7 Pastors after your tail.
It really cheered me up, that one.
BTW, can someone tell me how I can join the O.O.O SOCEIRTY? It sounds like they might have some interesting initiation rites. |
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_JJ_
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 35
Location: Latin Europe.
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:48 am |
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| O.O.O SOCEIRTY |
I never saw the guys at OpenOffice.org so angry... |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:48 am |
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I don't think you've got much to fear from Eckankar when it comes to revenge... Here's their credo:
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Eckankar is ancient wisdom for today. Its teachings, which resurfaced in 1965, emphasize the value of personal experiences as the most natural way back to God. Whatever your religious background, they show how to look and listen within yourself�to expand your consciousness and enjoy spiritual freedom. See, perhaps for the first time, how to lead a happy, balanced, and productive life and put daily concerns into loving perspective.
Eckankar teaches simple spiritual exercises to experience the Light and Sound of God. These exercises also help us Soul Travel, to move into greater states of consciousness. A spiritual exercise can be as simple as relaxing and singing the word HU, an ancient name for God. As we practice these spiritual exercises, we learn to recognize the presence of the Holy Spirit in our lives. We learn that each of us is Soul, a spark of God sent to this world to gain spiritual experience. And as we unfold spiritually, we learn to express the love of God through service to others.
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:05 am |
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| This is a work you asked me to do and I did it with my sweat... |
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I also have seven pastors who are praying against you  if you fail to pay me for my sweat... |
He seems obsessed with his personal hygene.
Perhaps you could get him to bottle some of his perspiration and send it to you as proof of his endeavours?
Tommo. |
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"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 12:35 pm |
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Excellent...
A fabulous death threat and 2 safari's to boot!!!
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| My senior lawyer will be coming to London any moment from now, while my senior secretary will be going to United States by January |
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You must be stupied and mad you bastard full she goat. (Charles Soludo)
Madam, is not your signature for Christ sack (Prince Tony Yobo William)
WOMAN YOU SMELL UR ASS SOON AND DIE LIKE RAT WAIT THERE (Barrister John Ola)
I will cock you in a bottle and add peper to your eyes while you will die (My lost love Lad...Morgan)
fuck off and never contact me any more get this insult to your entire family (Barrister Philip Nowoke after 9 futile trips to WU)
I don't know how you think they will be liking your asshole (Paul Mbecki - banker Lad) |
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Emma Stralian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 358
Location: Gone!
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Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:31 pm |
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Good on'yer Hank.
Sounds like some serious time wasting there and the mother of all death threats. I wouldn't worry too much about the death threats, they run like blood off a duck's back. |
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