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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:25 am |
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@Weasel - That was a Classic! Truly inspired acting there! How did you keep from laughing halfway through?
There aren't enough smiley icons in the world to applaud that one!
You are really something! |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:51 am |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:49 pm |
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Thanks everybody!
OK, here's the plan.. Someone I was talking to last night brought up a good point after he listened to the recording.. The money should be returned (I will need a newspaper clipping) by the woman who took it.. It was an honest mistake.. BUT as Kruella is on her way to Benin (Or Nigeria, or Togo, depending on where the next flight is going), she will be kidnapped.. NO call to scammer man ...... from Kruella.... see where I'm going?
EDIT: So here we have the glimmer of hope, the money is being returned (and the angels rejoice!!)
But then, a dark, sinister force stands in the way.. The bag and the girl disappear, smashing Mr Frank's hopes of getting the money and kidnapping the girl himself! His dreams are smashed!!! |
_________________ GO GRRL BAITERS!!
Where there's a Weasel, there's a way.
Never trust a Weasel bearing gifts.
Click for lad pain. - New to the forum? Introduce yourself HERE!
Turns that frown upside down- TS
<-- Official 419Eater buns awarded by Luther Blissett, bun-enabler extraordinaire.
Remy D1ckson - 1,000 miles from Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire to Lagos, Nigeria and back!
Lad Quotes
http://members.419eater.com/~419weasel/ladquotes.html |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:53 pm |
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That greedy bastard!!
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Dear Kruella,
I feel disapointed,i have told the security company that you have problem in paris,so when will you complete the transaction. |
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So, I responded... (ok ok.. I borrowed a modality from the trunkbox in the sea bait, thanks Yea Whatever and gang!)
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Frank,
I don't appreciate your coldness towards me.. Right now, I'm being held at the airport in customs since I don't have proof of who I am. I have no money, no food, no ID, no clothes except what I am wearing.. I don't know anybody here.. I'm going through all this and you want to know when I will complete the transaction? How the hell am I supposed to complete the transaction when the money is gone? What are YOU doing to help MY situation? I guess they only way you could help is if you had a GPS tracker because that's the only way the money is going to be found at this point. I was smart and put a GPS beacon in the bag with the money, JUST IN CASE! Since I have NO MONEY or anything, I can't just go buy one can I? Find me a solution Frank!
Kruella |
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_________________ GO GRRL BAITERS!!
Where there's a Weasel, there's a way.
Never trust a Weasel bearing gifts.
Click for lad pain. - New to the forum? Introduce yourself HERE!
Turns that frown upside down- TS
<-- Official 419Eater buns awarded by Luther Blissett, bun-enabler extraordinaire.
Remy D1ckson - 1,000 miles from Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire to Lagos, Nigeria and back!
Lad Quotes
http://members.419eater.com/~419weasel/ladquotes.html |
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vpmanchester
Phone Credit Vampire
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 1139
Location: Customer Services Rep
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:27 pm |
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What a evil bastard!
He really really deserves everything you are going to give him!!
"you have a problem in paris" like you only broke a fingernail or something LOL.
You are doing an excellent job!! |
_________________ Lagos, Nigeria to Tamale, Ghana |
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Mike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Nov 2003
Posts: 721
Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:59 pm |
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Ahh, the sweet, sweet sound of disappointed mugu.
Superb as usual, Weasel! |
_________________ With your behavior I don't think that I will work with you. We are talking of money and with your altitude if I transfer this fund in your personal account you will seat on top of this money.
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Posted:
Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:13 pm |
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And greed is making him stupid - I mean couldn't he just feign some compassion to keep Kruella cooperative? |
_________________ X 2 X 25
Sister I was even filling the form with pains - Mariam Abacha
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:59 am |
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*speechless*
Weas, truly amazing stuff...
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_________________ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it.. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:20 am |
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I guess I'm going to hang up my cap. I've been baiting for over 3 years and I've never had a bait anywhere near as brilliant as this masterpiece. I'm in awe!
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_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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nikora
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Dec 2006
Posts: 138
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Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:51 am |
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You are sooo distressed, what an actress.
"You don't lie to people, do you ?" I love that line.
By the way I am the son of late Sir Stanley Kubrick, and I am about to make a 200 million dollar movie according to my father's last will. I am looking for an actress to play the role of a desperate woman, who will be the main character. Please send me your contact details, including your bank account, so that we can discuss the details of this mutually profitable business.
John A. Kubrick. |
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Tia Rebeca
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Jan 2006
Posts: 36
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Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:58 am |
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A woman in distress and all he wants to know is when she is going to complete the transaction!! Oh, how I hate those bastards. |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:13 am |
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so when will you complete the transaction
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Skanky scum. Answer, "Right after I kick your tiny bawbag into a low earth orbit, vermin". |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:55 pm |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:04 pm |
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Of course, the sweet perfume of greenbacks will lure him back. |
_________________ X 2 X 25
Sister I was even filling the form with pains - Mariam Abacha
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Rollo_Tomasi
419Eater is my life
Joined: 16 Feb 2006
Posts: 310
Location: On Standby
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Posted:
Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:15 pm |
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Great Job Weasel..
That lad is gonna feel like he just got run down by a DDOT bus when you are through with him!
Can't wait to read the next installment.
Strong Work,
R-T |
_________________ x6
Dear Dr.
You have written me several of this mail with language I do not understand
but know they are insultive
I really want to know why you have picked on email and keep writing me with all these abusive and embarrassing words
THANKS FOR PLAYING ME AS A GMAIL MAN |
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John Drake
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 233
Location: USA
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Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:50 pm |
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Gawd--I love it--talk about a work of art....you can HEAR the frustration in his voice! Greedy bastard....all he can think about is the money HE did not get.... |
_________________ x2
"I am not a number..."
"YOU GO TO HELL YOU DA FREAK GOD STRIKE YOU DEED RIT NOW HOW DARE YOU SAYE THOS THINS TO ME I AM CHRSTIAN AND DO NOT DO DOSE THINGS YOU ARE SIK SIK MAN!!!!
YOU NEVER NEVER RITE TO ME AGAN--EVAR EVAR!!! I WIL ASS GOD TO PUNISH YOU AND SEHND YOU TO HELL! YOU AR SO SIK IT MAKE ME ILL JUS THINKIN ABUT YOU SO CRAZY." -Dr Wily
Without this certificate, we are still where we are.
I can never trust you again. It will be hard for us to work together.
I have learnt so much from the disappointments i experienced from you. I can only thank you for wasting my precious time.
thanks for wasting my time all thes while. You have been a great friend, i can not deny that.
Thanks for not being there for me when it matters most. -Xu Chaofan |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:18 pm |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:34 pm |
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Please tell us how many seconds he needed to answer - and if he inquired about your problems aside from the strange man he must think is a thief. |
_________________ X 2 X 25
Sister I was even filling the form with pains - Mariam Abacha
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Gold Hat
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
Posts: 2049
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:00 pm |
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A great listen - "How to confuse a mugu" - what a dumb f**k. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:13 pm |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:22 am |
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Are you going to be rescued by the US Consulate in Paris who can issue you with new travel docs so you can fly to Germany and pick up the bag? |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Sun Dec 10, 2006 3:32 am |
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I just now read through this thread and what can I say.... well, nothing, really, I'm speechless! Excellent work, Weasel, you have a wonderful telephone voice. I don't know how you did it, I'm ready to get off the phone after just a minute or two of talking with these clowns. A 15 minute conversation would drive me batty..... I thought I heard a Skype sound effect at the end of your recording, is that what you used to call?
Excellent, excellent work!! |
_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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x15 (RIP) x7 x1
Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:44 pm |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:19 pm |
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Super work, Weasel. Thanks! |
_________________ x 25
X ? x3
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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crossfire
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Oct 2006
Posts: 1152
Location: ten light years away
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Posted:
Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:15 pm |
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@419weasel
I was a bit late reading the post
Great work, outstanding, awesome phone calls.
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_________________ Click here to mass bait lotto lads
Greetings to you...
Note: Your fund with us is not in liquid form but in Bank Check
for your own good now you want to fuck up with me <[email protected]>
Osama Bin Laddin's hard Rocket [mask:1]<drmkhoza@unionplus>[/mask:1]
please send my details on how to reach you thanks <[email protected]>
PLEASE RESPECT YOUR SELF BY SENDING ME FAKE INFORMATION OK <tony_emeka>
Phish 1x
Fake Banks Killed: x8 | x1 | x1 |
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