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Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 8:08 pm

Calm down boys....I have a large life insurance policy on all of ya Wink

plus Divine has TWO johnsons Laughing

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:27 am

I think the 2 missed calls you had maybe mine vp. Sounds like the 'diplomat' is getting a bit panicky Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:00 pm

My other johnson said he'll call vp tonight. He welcomed my idea to go to his country to finalize the transaction. He has also started to address me as 'My Pelle'. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 73

Thanks vp. May be my lad will try to reach miss (I told him you are her secretary)

I do not know if he speaks English. (I bait him in French and I told him you do not speak it)

Have fun Very Happy

Thanks in advance.

Posted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:58 pm

Numbers for today
Here is a list of todays phone calls, all connected but the ole boi's are too shy or cheap to talk Laughing

Only one good conversation so far and the owner has been notified.
Keep em comming Twisted Evil

From 914
0086573*704427
0086136*9490420 .

From 166
0086136*9490466
0086136*9490480
0086136*9490842
0086136*9490875
0086573*704416
0086136*9490929
0086136*9490948
0086136*9490970
0086573*704480
0086136*9491005
0086136*9490001
0086136*9490028

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 38

Hi VP,
I took the liberty of passing on your # to Chuck Soludo........He may call in ref to a Mr. Gates. I left a bank acct # and he is going to deposit all kinds of money for us. ( I will split it with you)
Told him he could contact my lady friend, as I would be traveling in the UK. Do with him as you see fit.
Thanks, regards Wile E.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:13 am

Hi VP,

You're personal sacrifices in the war against 419 are commendable!

I passed your number on. I've been telling this guy for weeks that I am in San Francisco visiting my American wife's relatives. Oh, what would happen if I was out touring the city, and my deranged wife or mother-in-law answered my phone? I fear the worst! Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:22 pm

Hey peg
your lad called today around noon GMT

He was very pleasant and not too hard to understand. But when I tried to charm him with 'small talk' about how he was doing and was he finished christmas shopping..yadda yadda...he said he does not understand English too good Cool

Now that really did not bother me too much as many many people do not understand me Wink

I finally got through to him that he should call back in a couple hours as you were not here at the time.

So he may just email you from now on as the communication barrier may put him off. I am however happy to confuse him anytime but I belive that now that he has validated you as existing he should be content and ready for punishment!! Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 73

vpmanchester wrote:

Hey peg
your lad called today around noon GMT

Many Thanks vp.
I think my character will stay a few days more in England Laughing

You can see his pic here :
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=761318

Some more information about him if he call you back :
He is supposed to be a poor (and sick) refugee with a x million suitcase to move to another country.

The owner of the security company is and I will not go further in this transaction until I have a pic of
Use this information if needed, if you wish and if you have time.

vpmanchester wrote:

I am however happy to confuse him anytime but I belive that now that he has validated you as existing he should be content and ready for punishment!! Laughing

FYI : I bait this lad for 2 months now and after many invoices and paperwork (my lawyer and accountant guy asked the company to provide documents including VAT for example - Europe loves administrative paperwork...) then my character became suspicious about this deal just after my character get an inheritance and wanted some proof of his existence (such as photographies...) .

So the guy tries to find a way to go back to the script.

(I tried the Church modality with him before but I was too "dummy" so I changed my character)

Thanks again for your work vp.

Posted: Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:12 pm

I've got one really persistant phonelad here (He'll be asking for ).
Find out why he is replying from another account and if you want, tell him some 20 digit MCTN number Smile

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Feb 2006 Posts: 38

Hi VP,
Chuck has asked me what name he should ask for if he calls you, looking for me...............What name would you prefer to use?
Regards

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:32 am

Hi VP,

Four phone lads have just received purchase orders for very large amounts of money from a big organization. Who? The TWAT Church, of course.

The paperwork is impossible to understand (being 4 pages of legal gibberish), but the dollars are very large and maybe worth some effort, so you might be getting calls from:

They might ask for or his wife again.

Needless to say, the purchase orders are self-explanatory, so if the lads don't understand, they are just stupid. Or, maybe they just need to retain a barrister if they want to make it big with TWAT.

Have fun--I personally guarantee that my lads are just as dumb as anybody else's!

(And thanks one more time for the terrific service)

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:21 am

Hi VP,

Thanks for your number. He didn't say anything about calling, but my lad seems pretty upset all of a sudden. Gone are the nicely scripted e-mails, all I got was this:

I AM FLYING AIR LONDON FROM HEATHROW DIRECT TO CANADA FLIGHT # 858 TO TORONTO ONCE I RECEVED THE MONEY FROM YOU.
AND I AM NOT READY TO PLAY GAME

He must be having a bad day. I told him to relax, and give me a call, we'll work it out. Any of you British out there ever flown Air London? Must be really nice, that flight costs $2,500.

Thanks again VP, and thanks in advance for any future abuse you give out!

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:02 pm

There IS no Air London (make Google your friend) Wink

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:32 pm

I really need to read 'how to make friends and influence people' Laughing

I recived one call around 12:15pm GMT from withheld, and I could not understand him very well but he mentioned He was not polite at all and would tell me nothing at all..

Then I get another call right after from

From a and he mentioned both he wanted to speak with either person. He says he is in Switzerland.

e told me it was not about the Christmas party Crying or Very sad

infact I did not detect any Christmas cheer with him at all. He demanded to talk to you just because I told him you were in your office, I guess. But I wanted to know stuff cuz I love a gossip Laughing

then he asked me if I was your wife or seceratary I told him maybe or maybe even a girlfriend, but if he tells me what he wants I will tell him who I am...no dice. He was really getting himself worked up over nothing really as I am chilled out calm and collected and have all the time in the world to talk on the phone Laughing

Expect an email Razz

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:17 pm

I received a call from some lad who had an extreemly bad reception and I could not understand a word he was saying, my impression was that he is not house broken, thuggish, imbecile with no understanding of modern technology and those were his good points Shocked

He called number 166 and his number is:
00234802*392950 at 15:33:12 on Dec 6 2006

My best guess phone lad...they really are an unevolved species Cool

So if this is one of yours and he tells you he tried to call..slap him for lying to you Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 73

@vb

Thanks for your job, my lad now complains because this call was very expensive (500 CFA per minute) (less than one euro)
I will ask him to call you back and to insist. Very Happy

Why not hodling the line during a few minutes telling him that I am close to finish a conference ? ....

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 5:24 pm

Hi peg

Well he did call again from number . I told him that you were here and I asked him to spell his name because I could not understand him, he just said' I cannot understand you and tell her to call me' and that is basically all he ever said, albeit many times over Very Happy

. I tried to explain to him that you were here, in the other room in fact and you would like to speak with him, then I ask him if he will hold one minute..same thing. No matter what I say...he repetes the same thing. I did keep him a few minutes though so thats a plus Wink

So you can either tell him that he never called at all and is lying to you. Or that he was extreemly rude ond offensive to me and hurt my feelings.

Cheers
vp

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Aug 2006 Posts: 73

Many thanks vp

I just received an email : he complains that he was not able to understand anything.

So I will slap him, he had rude and bad words to you and he must call you to apologize Very Happy

Then he will be able to talk to me.

Cheers.

EDIT :

He has instructions to call you back and say 5 times :

I am Rubben I am a naughty and a villain boy.
I apologize because I said bad words to the secretary of Miss Monica
I apologize because I was rude.

Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:34 pm

LOL

Brilliant! I will await his call Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:29 pm

Call from I did not catch who he wanted to speak to, and he just said that he sent you an email and for you to call him. He does not acknowledge me at all I think he dislikes me quite abit Crying or Very sad

He called from this number

So now I have a complaint that he was talking very naughty to me and describing unexplicable sex acts that I now need many months of counceling to cure myself...please please slap him and make him apologise to me ....(batting eyelids....) Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:22 pm

One of my johnsons is a barrister from Lome, but the # doesn't fit. So either he calls from another number or it's someone else's johnson.

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:13 pm

Hi Divine
I first thought of yours, but I think I have spoken to this one before he over talks me and wont let me get a word in and basically seems to dislike me Laughing

I think I have reported about him ringing before but I cannot remember who he belongs too..ahhh so many mugus and sooooo much time Wink

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 25 Nov 2005 Posts: 9

Hi vp,

If you don't mind, Line Kouassi asking for Roy Munson
might bother you. (btw, have you seen 'kingpin'?)

(S)he's Ish Boorg's friend, and now I'm Roy Munson.

Just as before, feel free to abuse him/her at your leisure.

Regards,
chiose

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:51 pm

Another quiet weekend Confused

One missed call early this morning from:

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