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Master Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Posts: 237

Man, if NN gets the medieval 'scene' mixed into this whole crazy encounter that's about to happen, the only thing left is someone with a lad who is a photographer or videographer who is sent on a safari to be there to capture this 'movie' that will be done...surely there's someone who's got a lad with those 'qualifications' who's looking for a 'job' to fill. LOL.

This gets more and more amazing! Awesome job!

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:20 pm

Ok lads! This is quite amusing, but how can you guarantee they won't take a gang each carrying a machete and in the course of attack kill or maim some of the defenders family or their innocent neighbors who will step in to help? Confused

Don't wanna be a joy killer but you should give this a thought Cool

Master Baiter Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Posts: 237

Could the video excuse be something about Kevin having documentation in case someone else tried to claim that they were there first? Him thinking it's "insurance" so he'd get a claim on the 'treasure' in case someone tried to lie and say they got it? Or something like that? Might that persuade him (or someone...if the 'videographer' got a 'share' of the treasure for doing the job) to bring someone along that's not involved in the tearing down, but in the documenting it in case someone raises a 'dispute'?

Maybe you've already thought of it. It just seemed perhaps if Kevin, etc. think that plentiful documentation would be in THEIR interest they might be very eager to find a way to accomdate you! Hee, hee! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:50 pm

I have my draft letter ready to go:

NN wrote:

I'm going to ask that when he makes his entrance and storms the pyramid, he use his sword to chop the 'eye' from it's cradle. 'Jojo' loves an explosive, dramatic entrance.

Laughing

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:25 am

Well all I can say to you guys is

clapping

I have been following your bait and its amazing. Specially the video.

I know all the work it takes to carry a bait such as this.

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:50 am

ClaimsAgent wrote:

Don't wanna be a joy killer but you should give this a thought

Yep, I'm sure they have. No gaurantees, but I doubt if any neighbors are going to rush to the defence of a bagged mound of dirt unless they also thought there was some way of making easy money out of it.

All you need to know and more if needed

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:56 pm

I am glad to see that I am now an adult film maker NN. I guess that is probably a bit more exciting than the engineering field�

What day do you guys want to make this thing happen? I would like to give them a couple of days to WASTE. You know, just making them spend their money by waiting around for nothing. Does Tuesday sound good, or is that too late? We probably have to give NN�s boy time to get there. Plus, we need to give our people time to get the cameras and everything that they need. We really need to get some coordination here guys.

Someone expressed concern about the safety issue. I do not feel that this will be a problem. These guys are there to tear down the pyramid and that is it. They know better than to do anything stupid. These guys have had a lad to lad meet before, and there was no problem.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Quote:

I don't know how far it is, but on my map it's only a few centimetres.

I love that line. Shoot, maybe I could make it there to film the event. According to my map I'm only a foot or so away.

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:54 pm

I just got this from Kevin:

Quote:

I am in Benin city i have meet brother Emmanuel is telling we will dig some treasure
i don't understand that but give us the detal i am waiting for you thanks

Kevin

Roy- is there any way that you can confirm that Kevin is with Emmanuel? His IP does not check out, but he has never lied to me about his trips before. He used some satellite provider anyway. I emailed him and told him and Emmanuel to email me. I want to compare their IPs. Is there any way that you can check this? Maybe my thoughts on Tuesday were indeed too late. I didn�t think he would be there by now, if he actually is.

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:04 pm

Here are the headers from his latest email- they look like they are from the same place. Surely he would not lie to me Evil or Very Mad

:

Quote:

Return-Path: <[email protected]>
Delivered-To: [email protected]
Received: (qmail 19482 invoked from network); 7 Dec 2006 14:07:29 -0000
Received: from unknown (HELO localhost.localdomain) ([10.50.32.31]) (envelope-sender <[email protected]>)
by 0 (qmail-ldap-1.03) with SMTP
for <[email protected]>; 7 Dec 2006 14:07:29 -0000
Return-Path: <xxx.com>
Received: from web35714.mail.mud.yahoo.com (web35714.mail.mud.yahoo.com [66.163.179.168])
by mprdmx12.nwk.xxx.com (Postfix) with SMTP id EDBBC53ECE
for <[email protected]>; Thu, 7 Dec 2006 09:07:27 -0500 (EST)
Received: (qmail 76911 invoked by uid 60001); 7 Dec 2006 14:07:27 -0000
DomainKey-Signature: a=rsa-sha1; q=dns; c=nofws;
s=s1024; d=yahoo.com;
h=X-YMail-OSG:Received:Date:From:Subject:To:In-Reply-To:MIME-Version:Content-Type:Content-Transfer-Encoding:Message-ID;
b=Er6C6w4CjKxPf0rOKZV6vyeDS9uS+LXnue6yhNALYxgoHL
kUmIafK1XxSw6LX8UWICfhqYCw5mixaNmjAMm3vGShSU2wss8NOHI5PK
Mp96MdBxypksXiL9SIf/V5wGBi5f9cg4eNhUBbNF/QEA8WQAYv0jBhHeYSc0
f7mu1vl+8=;
X-YMail-OSG: mFjLTiwVM1m7CIWGKZfJvE9cd_Nw7TNMRkQfiZK4LMIYES00
FkqtvNMLHfw3s1SF1PdZqpZAwUwnn5ytFS5LmwSPDz9N29K5VGnL_jSVxy
g488HsQhpSb17UGLeM3HOnVGTiX5.kqq_TsY0-
Received: from [41.204.43.31] by web35714.mail.mud.yahoo.com via HTTP; Thu, 07 Dec 2006 06:07:27 PST
Date: Thu, 7 Dec 2006 06:07:27 -0800 (PST)
From: kev will tony <[email protected]>
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Subject: RE: tattoos
To: [email protected]
In-Reply-To: <[email protected]>
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="0-1032894983-1165500447=:76691"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
X-FII-Tracking: 0.002392

Here they are from an older email:

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Return-Path: <[email protected]>
Delivered-To: [email protected]
Received: (qmail 27361 invoked from network); 1 Dec 2006 11:57:16 -0000
Received: from unknown (HELO mprdmx2.nwk.xxx.com) ([10.50.30.230]) (envelope-sender <[email protected]>)
by 0 (qmail-ldap-1.03) with SMTP
for <[email protected]>; 1 Dec 2006 11:57:16 -0000
Return-Path: <[email protected]>
Received: from web35703.mail.mud.yahoo.com (web35703.mail.mud.yahoo.com [66.163.179.157])
by mprdmx2.nwk.myway.com (Postfix) with SMTP id 46BAA4FDD7
for <[email protected]>; Fri, 1 Dec 2006 06:57:11 -0500 (EST)
Received: (qmail 34492 invoked by uid 60001); 1 Dec 2006 11:57:00 -0000
DomainKey-Signature: a=rsa-sha1; q=dns; c=nofws;
s=s1024; d=yahoo.com;
h=X-YMail-OSG:Received:Date:From:Subject:To:In-Reply-To:MIME-Version:Content-Type:Content-Transfer-Encoding:Message-ID;
b=toS/qvakJiYNXPBfnJsYWKkJTQb+1u1M7MG2Iukcrto
ecNrRbQ6fzFwdK4HdA5InhaLj5IDBl2Nj/3k1zY5Uk3Kki1K6CE1viwy6KvMPl
ojfxlbThXbrhyLG3hECHultZag0HBqsfdsxIeMl0PsSC2eMZlx3p/9gjm32WZI
P4cQ=;
X-YMail-OSG: tqSzeIwVM1ntb73tTl7u8h2TVEtljM6OstlyfDSh_By.8fQ3QDzN
wnPCProafGJjr4kONs82J74vi2WWe8x1cBD7ds50JZipG8Iiu.Ap7xsF2Q61
EA9fAg--
Received: from [41.204.32.138] by web35703.mail.mud.yahoo.com via HTTP; Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:57:00 PST
Date: Fri, 1 Dec 2006 03:57:00 -0800 (PST)
From: kev will tony <[email protected]>
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Subject: tattoos
To: [email protected]
In-Reply-To: <[email protected]>
MIME-Version: 1.0
Content-Type: multipart/alternative; boundary="0-1534852876-1164974220=:33735"
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
X-FII-Tracking: 0.000013

Can any of you header experts help out here? Question

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:14 pm

41.204.32.138 is in Ghana and so is 41.204.43.31

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:29 pm

both from "GHANA TELECOM ADSL DYNAMIC ADDRESS POOL" - so they are connecting from the same ISP and getting dynamic IPs from the same block.

inetnum: 41.204.32.0 - 41.204.47.255
netname: ghanatel

ADSL would suggest it's a landline as ADSL can only be used for distances less than 5 km.

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:31 pm

Yeah- they look like they are not only from the same country, but also the same caf�. Does anyone know if it is possible that a Benin caf� could use a Ghana satellite provider? Just a thought. Surely Kevin knows that I would be aware that he is not in Benin with brother Emmanuel. I have requested that both of them email me from the same place.

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:42 pm

I have had Ghanatel turn up before for a lad in Nigeria, as they provide services for a wide area. A bit fishy though.

I have not heard from Emmanuel today, when I do his Ip is 213.181.87.50 which resolves to BT limited in Nigeria.

I will email Emmanuel to ask whether Kevin has turned up, and give him a mobile number he can call me on.

I have pm'd the adress to NN, perhaps his pornstar lad can bring a camera and some hoes. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:51 pm

Quote:

Dear Emmanuel,

Is Brother Kevin with you yet? He says he has travelled to Beinin City, please keep me informed.

I have borrowed father Phineas's mobile, you can try to call me on +44 xxxxxxx.

Dont forget, when you go to destroy the pyramid, you will need to take photos of the destruction, this is very important. Have you been to see it yet?

You must keep me better informed.

Hallelujagobble!

Bro Roy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Quote:

I have pm'd the adress to NN, perhaps his pornstar lad can bring a camera and some hoes.

Dear lord, but I just had the most horrible image. NN's lad is the one that wants to do the porn movie based on biblical characters, right? Well, what's more biblical than the destruction of a pyramid by a band of religious zealots?

I keep having this image in my head. I see two armies fighting over bags of dirt built into a pyramid. Things are looking grim for our boys from TWAT, until a knight gallops onto the scene to save the day! While the battle rages we've got porn boy and his two female friends doing what porn stars do, right beside the pyramid.

My god, it sounds like a Fellini film!

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:43 pm

Amazing absolute amazing

Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 8:00 pm

It is still in the works. I don't think old Kevin is telling me the truth about being in Benin. We shall see though.

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:43 am

I think the lads are conspiring to get out of the mission, or Jojos lad at least, the lying toerag.

In the meantime, our old friend Dr Mike and the Warlords has turned up again. I shall tell him to get a move on, because he has rivals.

He's still whining after money , though. Rolling Eyes

Quote:

Roy,
How are you? I am sorry for not replying your mail, I was looking for money to complete our mission. I have succeeded with some money, what last now is $1,500.

Can you help?
Mike Denison

Quote:

Dear Dr Mike,

For the thousandth time, I cant settle your huge warlords' wage bill
for you, I'm a monk, they don't allow me to have money. What you can
have is a share of the considerable loot in the pyramid. This will be
a LOT more than $1,500.

Get us photos of the destruction, the better the job you do the more
we will let you keep.

I must warn you, As we havent heard from you, we have recruited 2 of
our Brothers, one of which lives in Benin City, to carry out this
mission, however they are still fussing around, and may not do the job
for a few days yet.

I feel sure that you could do a more professional job than a couple of
small boys.

PS, if any of your warlords ever want to repent and found a branch of
our Church, let me know, there are generous Foundation Grants (and tattoos) to be had.

Hallelujagobble!

Brother Roy

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:18 pm

Kevin insists that he is there with him. Has your lad emailed you? I just wrote Kevin this:

Quote:

Kevin-

I know that you are not in Benin City. You are emailing me from the exact same internet cafe in Ghana as always. I want you to get off of your buttand get to Benin City. When you get there, I want both you and Emmanuel to email me from the same computer. I am tired of your games Kevin. I do not believe that you are in Benin. If you are, you should prove it to me by both emailing me from the same computer. Do you understand this? I am tired of your lies.

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:41 pm

Any word gentlemen? We have been stringing along our TWAT for a few days now and I think we are going to have him do one more thing for us before the pyramid falls. Of course, if the pyramid is torn down before then, I dont mind Laughing

Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:46 pm

I'm trying to have my medieval lad storm the pyramid on the 16th - 17th December.

He's close. Very close to going. He wants his funds bad and I've told him that this job pays cash, so of course he needs to be there to collect. This is just to avoid all past mistakes at WU.

Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Aug 2005 Posts: 381

Hahahaha, I can imagine the church lads faces when the knight arrives and asks if they are the "porn boys" Laughing

If I had the money I would fly down there and observe the pyramid with binoculars or a hidden camera.

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 3:36 pm

We found out that Jojos lad was definitely lying and getting my lad to cover for him. Ive told my lad to go it alon, and that Kevin will be dealt with, as my Church has despatched its Albino monk, Brother Silas:

Quote:

The Lord tells me that Brother Kevin is trying to deceive us, and
tell us that he is where he is not.

Have nothing more to do with this idiot and his lies, I am proud that
you have not lied to me about it once, whatever the temptation. You
shall be rewarded, my son, very soon.

Fundaligion has dispatched Brother Silas, our enforcer, to Accra, to
find the address of his internet cafe from Ghana Telecom, who provide
the internet connection. He will use the persuasion of God and Mammon
to find Kevin. He will then get a sack over his head, and wake up a
slave in South America. We need plenty of 'volunteers' for our Holy
Gold mines there, he will never return.

In the meantime, please consider looting the pyramid on your own, or
with friends. This needs doing NOW, as I have heard that Doctor Mike
and his Warlords are preparing to get the treasure for themselves. We
need to beat them to it - PLEASE ACT AT ONCE.

Hallelujagobble!

Now my lad is short of bottle and faith:

Quote:

Hi Brother Roy,
we would have gone ahead with the plans since but there was no further clarification from you. i need to be assure of our safety because now that xmas is around it is always dangerous to go around like that you may be killed in the process. i need you to show me just one proof of your power and i promise myself completely to this and any other mission that you will send me in the future. i want to let you know a very important fact about me and that is what so ever i believe i am fully and always wholeheartedly commited to, please I NEED THIS MONEY BECAUSE I WANT TO BECOME RICH AND BE FULLY PART OF YOUR MISSION AT ALL TIMES. I am just a poor african boy who can hardly make ends meet, i want to make a big mark before christmas, how do we go about it?

Hmm, what can I do to prove my power, I never said I can do miracles?

Meanwhile, I get THIS from a barrister I'd asked to join in:

Quote:

please you should not forget me when you suicide in getting your lost money at list any how we are family friend you can just sent to me some better for my efforts, am very sorry if I do wrong to ask,

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