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Gday all. New here. Just stumbled across the Stev Eve scam - http://www.419eater.com/html/stev_ebe.htm - today, and I've been reading this site for hours. It's fascinating! I know it doesn't really compare, but I thought I'd share my experience from a few months back. It really was lots of fun!

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Date: Wed, 24 Sep 2003 06:58:57 -0500 (CDT)
From: [email protected]
Subject: Your Urgent Concern Please Mr. Steve Burton

Barrister.Mawoule S. Amen
Amen & Amen Associates
New-Haven Chambers,
Lome-Togo
west Africa.

Dear Steve,

I am Barrister.Mawoule S Amen,an Attorney at law, and the Personal
lawyer to Mr.S.G Burton,a foreigner who used to work with Shell
International Republic of Togo, Hereinafter shall be referred to as my client.

As it may interest you to know, Your contact was given to me by
divine inspiration at the office of the Chamber and Tourism in Lome-Togo as
I was going through some directories. I decided to contact you in order
to champion such a business magnitude without any problem.

On the 21st of April 2001,my client, his wife and their two children
were involved in a car accident along Kara-Sokode expressway while
arriving from a Holiday to Lome. All occupants of the vehicle
unfortunately lost their lives.
I am contacting you to assist in transfering the fund valued at
US$10.5m,(Ten million and five hundred thousand United States Dollars),left
behind by my client before it gets confiscated or declared
unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited.
The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the
next of kin or have his account confiscated within the next twenty one
official working days.

Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 2
years now,I seek your consent to present as the next of kin to the
deceased since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this
account can be paid to you.

Therefore,I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100%
risk free. On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be
entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 5% will be set aside
to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer and
also telephone bills,while 65% will be for me. All I require from you
is your honest co-operation to enable us see this transaction through.I
guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that
will protect you from any breach of thelaw.

Upon your acceptance to this proposal, I expect your urgent response
indicating your full interest in this great business transaction to our
both mutual trust.
Your telephone and fax number will be need for our easy
communication.You send all replies through this mail box ; [email protected].

Sincerely,
Barrister.Mawoule Amen.(ATTORNEY AT LAW)

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On Fri, 26 Sep 2003 15:24:37 +1000 (EST), Hally-Burton Stephen wrote:

My surname is Hallyburton, not simply Burton.

And since when is "Barrister" a salutation?

You'll hafta do a LOT better than this. This was pathetic. Go and get a real job.

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From: "Mawoule Amen" <[email protected]>
Subject: Be assured................Mr. Steve
Date: Fri, 26 Sep 2003 01:37:43 -0700 (PDT)

Dear Steve,

I have to first of all thank you for the quick
response.I am not surprised that you will feel
sceptical with this development. I too, with conscience
will feel the same way when a total stranger writes to
me on such confidential matters through the internet. I
will be bound to ask a few questions and need
clarifications.

Be rest assured that this is not a sort of joke or what
you may think it to be,but a pure business transaction
necessitated by circumstance.

The introduction of internet and the advancement in
communication technology has brought the global world
into a unit and most unscrupolous men have used the
opportunity to undo their fellow humanbeings. But this
will not be our portion in the name of Jesus Christ.

This proposal is for our mutual benefit and I neither
meant any harm nor do I mean to deceive a fellow
humanbeing. My proposal is genuine and very legal. This
business/transaction will be handled legitimately
conforming to all acceptable international standrds. I
cannot risk your personality or put you into trouble. I
am a devouted christian and also a family man and I
place a lot of interest in the family at large and God.

At my age, education and professional status, I cannot
delve into a venture that is detrimental and
disgraceful to my family and to humanity at large. If I
do it, I am risking my years of long service and
consequent jail.

For your information, there is no risk attached
whatsoever. You are protected and secured and any
information you give concerning my late client Mr.Sctt
G. Burton would be treated with confidence. There is
no hanky panky on this and the informations will be
used for the sole purpose of transferring the money.

Steve,that you bear Burton as the last name is enough
for me to process the claim on your behalf for our
mutual benefit.Of a truth I have really searched for
the real relative of Mr.Scott Gary Burton and was
unable to locate them.Our relationship when he was
alive did not extend to go over to his country
America.Although we planned going to USA before his
sudden demise and owing to this fact I do not know his
real relatives and how I can locate them.

I have carefully planned the execution and had gotten
all papers like his death certificate and now
processing to get his probate certificate.Every nods
needed for the successful transfer has been taken
careof. I only needed the cooperation and assistance of
a willing foreign partner that bears the same surname
with my client to actualise the dream.Thank God I have
found you.I will advise you to consider it and accept
to help.

In co-operation, I will send to you a specimen of
application which you will copy,fill and fax to the
Security Finance Company.With this application, all
necessary documents will be procured to flag up the
transfer,the paying firm will reach you to transfer the
money. This is all that needs to be done.

You must understand that it is a DEAL and a deal of
this nature has to be treated with caution and must be
kept confidential. I hope you will adhere to this and
let it be a business solely for you and me as your
partner till the money comes over.

The whole tranaction would not take long and the fund
comfirmed in your designated account overseas. But be
fully assured that you are protected and very safe. I
will be laiasing with you on what to do and how we
could make this business work and succeed.

As an Executive and well known attorney here, I know
the terrain very well and can confidently tread on
itwithout blemishes. Trust me.

Feel free to contact and discuss with me. My telephone
number is (228) 9077 353. I will also be happy to have
your call immediately on receipt of this mail.

Thanks and God bless.

Your Friend and Brother

Mr.Mawoule S.Amen.

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On Mon, 6 Oct 2003 22:38:29 +1000 (EST), Hally-Burton
Stephen wrote:

Hahaha. Okay, look, you can have my 'phone number, because it's not like you couldn't look that up on the internet anyway.

+61 XXXXXXXXX

If you want to send me some money, well, I'm all for that. But I'm just not sure exactly how I can help you, or indeed if I would be wise to do so. I can't say I expected a response from you!

Cheers,

Stephen.

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From: "Mawoule Amen" <[email protected]>
Subject: Details of the project....Mr. Steve
Date: Tue, 07 Oct 2003 11:31:03 -0700 (PDT)

Dear friend Steve,

Thank you for your prompt response to my emailed
message.I really appreciate your understanding of this
project.This transaction is legitimate and is backed up
by the provisions of the financial and allied matters
act and all legal documents will be issued in your
name. I contacted you because you have the same last
name with late Mr.Burton and so you can apply for the
release of his money to you as his next of kin.

Late Mr Steve G. Burton was born in 1944 in United
States of America.He worked with Shell Petroleum
Company as an engineer and later retired to private
practice as a consultant and formed an oil sevicing
company.He operated an account with Zenith Security
Finance Sarl Lome Togo until his death.He had a wife
named Rhonda and two daugthters named Arlene and
Sherryl who died alongside with him in an auto accident
on the 21st of April,2001.

You must understand that in the finance
industry,chances or opportunities like this are common
but not heard. People put their monies in finance
companies and some of these accounts are either coded
or confidentially operated,therefore,when such people
die what do you think that happens to these monies when
nobody comes for their claims? Well, this is one of the
numerous avenues good "free" monies are made within
and amongst the officials.I did not mastermind My
client's death and I did not operate or manage his
account but i was his personal attorney so was privy to
his transaction with the finance company.I have in my
possession certificate of deposit and death certificate
which are the requirements for the claim.

The amount involved is huge so we have to understand
ourselves very well before we commence.As soon as you
indicate your interest i will send the required
paperwork for the project.Please note that this
transaction requires utmost trust,sincerity and
confidentiality.

You can reach me on +228-907 73 53. for further
clarification.

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On Thu, 9 Oct 2003 11:49:13 +1000 (EST), Hally-Burton
Stephen wrote:

Dear friend Mawoule,

Go ahead. Send me everything you want. You've got my email address, my phone number; what are you waiting for? I am keen to pursue this wonderful and legitimate transaction!

I would also like more details about the Financial and Allied Matters Act, if possible.

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From: "Mawoule Amen" <[email protected]>
Subject: Our next stage/ text of application Mr. Steve
Date: Thu, 09 Oct 2003 02:57:51 -0700 (PDT)

My good friend Steve,

I have received your mail and thank very you for
your interest.

I have to make a little explanation here as a way of
advise.Actually, there is no risk involve in this
transaction as the finance firm's Policy is to make
this transfer to any person who gives genuine reasons
as the bonafide next of kin to the deceased customer
Mr. Steve G.Burton.

The transfer will be done in the most legitimate
manner and therefore will not leave an iota of
suspicion to either you or me who is presenting you as
the beneficairy next of kin to my late client Mr.Steve.
It is very legal.

I have long planned and arranged for the execution
of the business after every unsuccessful attempts I did
make to locate Mr. Steve's relatives,but were waiting
for the right time.This is that time.

I only required the assistance and cooperation of a
willing foreign partner that bears thesame last
name/surname as BURTON who will put claim and stand as
the next of kin. I thank God that I found you as a
confidant and partner to benefit with me.

I will direct and advise you on what to do. Your
interest is highly protected as I cannot venture into
this business knowing the implications.As executive
and a well respected attorney here in Lome.Togo
Republic, the retroactive consequence will be
detrimental to me so I cannot even involve myself with
my entire career if iam not too sure of our claims and
arrangement.

Mr.Mike,the next stage to be taken in this transaction
for success is to write an application and fax it to
the Finance company's Foreign Operations manager Mr.
David Jalingo.

Please, find underneath my name the draft of
the application you have to write and send to the
firm.

Go through this application very well, re-write
it, making sure it is very neat, sign it and then send
it to the Finance company's Foreign Operations
Manager's direct faxline:+228-222-7047, attention it
to MR. DAVID JALINGO.

Please my friend, as soon as you send the application,
inform me.

Note: Neither DAVID JALINGO nor any other firm�s
official is involve in this transaction with us, so
any time he gets in touch with you in his capacity as
the firm's Foreign Operations manager, never release
any confidential information to him. Always get in
touch with me first before answering him any
questions.

For any clarification, feel free to call me on my
direct phone number:+228-907 7353.

Looking forward to hearing from you.

My regards to you and your family and God bless.

Your friend and Partner

Mr.Mawoule Sunny Amen.(ESQ)

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(THE DRAFT OF THE APPLICATION)

Your Address...................
Your Telephone number..........
Your Fax number................
Your email address.............

TO : The Foreign Operations Manager
ZENITH SECURITY AND FINANCE SARL
LOME TOGO
FAX:+228-222-7047

ATTN: MR. DAVID JALINGO.

Dear sir,

APPLICATION AS NEXT OF KIN TO HOLDER OF ACCOUNT
NUMBER: ZSF0000521039.

I, . ...(your name),of.......(address)humbly apply to
this esteemed organisation today the .....(date)as
next of kin to your deceased customer Mr. Steve George
Burton from the United States of America who died on
21st of April, 2001.

I humbly apply putting claim on his balance with this
firm valued at US$10,500,000.00(Ten Million Five
Hundred Thousand United States Dollars only) left in
account number: ZSF0000521039.

I also wish my application will be given an urgent
attention as I want this balance be released and
transferred into my account as stated below:(your bank
particulars i.e bank name, address, account number,
swift code and name of the account beneficiary.)

Accept my apologies for the late application, it was
due to some family problems which have just been
resolved.

Thanks in anticipation of your co-operation.

Yours sincerely,
(your name and signature).

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On Fri, 10 Oct 2003 18:32:45 +1000 (EST), Hally-Burton
Stephen wrote:

Mais la Republique Togolaise est une nation francophone! Pourquoi est-ce que ce formulaire est �crite en anglais??

Et...
--- Mawoule Amen <[email protected]> wrote:
>My good friend Steve,
>
>...
>Mr.Mike,the next stage to be taken in this transaction

Mr Mike? Qui est-ce?

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From: "Mawoule Amen" <[email protected]>
Subject: From Mr. Mawoule..............Mr. Steve
Date: Fri, 10 Oct 2003 09:24:57 -0700 (PDT)

Dear friend Steve,

Thanks very much for your mail received. I understood
what you are saying.

Thank you very much for your wisdom and wise question.
I quite appreciation your intelligence.

Yes, my country Republic of Togo is an anglophone
country because we are colonised by the French during
the pre-colonisation in Africa by the western world. We
speak French as our international language but have
various ethnic languages

However , you should understand that this our mutual
benefit transaction is an international transaction
that is why it should be transacted with recognised
international language like English.

My good friend Steve, please that should not bother you.

Please endeavour to tender the application to the
finance firm to signal the official commencement of
this our mutual benefit transaction. Please as soon as
you tendered the application inform me.
Looking forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely yours.
Mawoule

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Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 13:15:02 +1000 (EST)

From Mr. Steve..............Mr. Mawoule

A couple of issues...

--- Mawoule Amen <[email protected]> wrote: >
Dear friend Steve,
>
> Thanks very much for your mail received. I
> understood
> what you are saying.

No, that's not a natural response. You ought to have
said something like "Ah! Thank God I have found
someone with whom I can communicate freely. Truly
Allah was at work when I found your name". Then you
would continue your letter in French. The only person
who would say "I understood what you are saying" is
someone who had to copy and past the text into
Babelfish IN ORDER TO understand what I was saying.
Really, if you're going to run a scam from a
francophone nation the least you can do is learn to
speak French to a reasonable standard.

>
> However , you should understand that this our mutual
> benefit transaction is an international transaction
> that is why it should be transacted with recognised
> international language like English.

That makes no sense. French is just as much an
international language as English. ESPECIALLY in
Africa. And if this is an International transaction,
why is it governed by your soi-disant "Financial and
Allied Matters Act", which I presume is an act of the
Togolese legislature?

I wonder if you know the authors of these little
doosies???

>Dear Sir,
>I am an undergraduate of the Xiamen University of
>China, I am 21 years old and Studying Theology in
>the above institution and in my final year, Iam a
>muslim, from Togo of West Africa want to seek your
>assistance for a very important and confidential
>matter as regards my future. I am from a polygamous
>home, my father was a rich man, and I am the first
>son of my father. My father married two wives my
>mum being the senior wife gave birth to only me
>while my stepmother has five (5) children.
>Unfortunately, in February 2002, I lost my father,
>he died in ghastly motor accident in lome while on
>his usual business trip. Due to this incident,
>there has been problems in my home, my fathers
>family and his immediate relations, including my
>stepmother are all scrambling for my dad�s wealth.
>However, As i have just returned from Togo last
>month, I got hold of my father�s safe and inside it
>I got a list of his assets and finances, but the one
>of interest to me is a legacy left behind for me.
>In it, though dead now, he signed me as his next of
>kin. He lodged money in a security company the sum
>of US$12,500,000.00 (Twelve million, five hundred
>thousand U.S. Dollars) which he left strictly
>instructions that upon his death, the money should
>only be given to me when I present a foreign
>investor.
>
>With regards to this, and my inexperience to money
>matters and an amount of this magnitude . I am
>hereby seeking your assistance to help me receive
>and transfer this money into your account in your
>country, where I shall! finally come to live after
>my graduation and the money successfully kept in
>your care.In all, I need someone trustworthy to
>assist me in not only taking this money out, but
>should be ready to help me manage this money into
>any profitable business of your choice wisely,
>infact be my fund/investor manager. You will be
>compensated with the sum of $1.5million of the total
>sum. In respect of the above, if you are ready to
>assist me, I want you to refer back to me
>immediately via my email .
>
>Thanks for going through this letter.
>
>Best Regard,
>lati frank

or...

> IMPORTANT BUSINESS PROPOSAL
>
>Hello.
>
>I humbly wish to seek your assistance in a matter
>that is very important and needs utmost trust and
>confidence. I am Mr.Suleiman Idris, a business
>consultant and a close confidant of one of Nigeria's
>most powerful families.
>
>The wife of top government official and an oil
>royalist who served in the past military regime in
>Nigeria wishes to move out of the country the sum of
>US$48MILLION .She wishes to invest the
>aforementioned sum in viable businesses overseas.For
>obvious reasons,my client does not wish to place
>this fund with established financial institution in
>the family's name for security reasons.
>
>It is her desire that the deal be handled as quietly
>as possible without possibility of any leakage to
>the public or government. She has therefore
>instructed and empowered me to look for a reliable
>foreigner who can arrange and recieve this money in
>his account overseas and assist to invest the fund
>properly for the family.
>
>If you agree to act as a fund manager for my client
>and her family, I shall release the sum of
>US$48MILLION to you if you meet my requirements. The
>money is available in cash in a safetrunk,and upon a
>favourable response from you, I shall let you know
>how you will receive it.
>
>Your commission shall be down payment of 10% of the
>total sum, and an annual 10% of the after tax
>returns on investment for the first five
>years.Thereafter,the terms shall be varied.
>
>If you are capable and willing to participate in
>this transaction, reach me by EMAIL soonest with
>enclosed private phone/fax numbers.
>
>Best regards,
>
>Suleiman Idris.

I hope it is abundantly clear to you that there is not
a snowflake's chance in Hell that I will send you my
bank details. It's NOT going to happen. I can't
believe anyone would be sucked in by your pathetic
attempt at con-artistry. Tell me honestly, has anyone
actually sent you their details? Have you ever made
any money out of this? If so, how much? I mean, I
know Americans are dumb people, but this would be a
spectacularly new level of stupidiy if you can earn
your living in this way. Does it actually happen?

Cheers,

Hally.

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and, alas! I received no reply.[/i][/b][/url]

Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 1:25 pm

Ahhh....yuu were saying something about what again? Shocked

Thats right, keep kneeding the bread like that. Shocked

Oh you are a dirty girl aren't you? Laughing

Posted: Fri May 21, 2004 1:26 pm

Whats with all these boobie-avatars? Shocked

Guest

Got a problem with boobies?? Shocked

Guest

Don't loke boobs, charly? Thats a rather rare exception...

Posted: Sat May 22, 2004 4:32 pm

I like boobies. I mean, really LIKE them.

Guest

Sorry boys, no more boobies. Sad

Posted: Mon May 24, 2004 1:54 am

afrohally wrote:

Sorry boys, no more boobies. Sad

boobies in the hand are almost as good as a hand in the bush....

Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 12:13 am

Quote:

>Dear Sir,
>I am an undergraduate of the Xiamen University of
>China, I am 21 years old and Studying Theology in
>the above institution and in my final year, Iam a
>muslim, from Togo of West Africa

What, and you didn't try to reply to that one in Chinese???

Or at least try to discuss theology?

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