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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:45 pm

JoJo and my shared lad is beat down, and broke, but he has found enough for one final mission to destroy the twat. Here is the e-mail I received this morning:

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Ian,

What is going on is money problem know body want to borrow me money
i just sell my DVD player to use the money go to Benin is morning but i don't
know what is going to happen if i get there i hope good thing will happen chrismax is comeing i need money i'm going will i back i will let you know
bye
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Kevin

We will keep you informed as soon as we receive any more informati.

Rock

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:53 pm

Very nice...

You've got to love a mugu selling his personals in order to travel to another country. That is priceless.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^^ True. Especially with Chrismax right around the corner.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:11 pm

My Benin City lad is expecting Kevin as a house guest.

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he called my number today and told me that he has sent a mail. i just wrote him back and expect that he understood the mission completely. i am ready for it

They have been put in touch with each other.

It concerns me whether Kevin knows that it it is Benin the Nigerian City, and not the country of the same name, but as I pm'd Jojo, who are we to intervene if he wants to safari to the wrong place? Just another excuse to make him do it again! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:39 pm

Hahahahaha...this is great!

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:46 pm

Yea, make sure that you send the dope to Benin City in Nigeria, not the country of Benin.

Make sure that there are LOTS of photos of the destruction. Your lads could try to lie about it but tell them to keep in mind that you will know the truth either way since you have an insider at TWAT that will know for sure.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:04 pm

I just sent him another email making sure he knew it was in Nigeria. I think he knows though; he was worried because it was a dangerous place, or so he says.

These guys think that their treasure lies inside of the pyramid. So they will have to tear it apart to get to it. We have a GPS system located inside the pyramid, so we can tell them exactly where it is in the pyramid. Of course, it will be towards the middle at the very bottom.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:21 pm

It will be fun when the pyramid builder hears all of the noise out is his backyard and goes to investigate. Laughing

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:23 pm

BWAHAHAHA! It is actually in his back yard? That is incredible. Make sure they know to defend it at ALL cost. I am going to tell our boys to go late in the night, to avoid such encounters.

Is there any way that these guys can get a map to the pyramid? I know you were working on one a while back. Let us know, as that would be helpful.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:33 pm

/\/\ My lad is a local, and has not asked any questions about the adress I gave him - so I presume he knows where it is.

I tried very hard to find a road map of Benin City. Zip, nada, nothing, its like trying to find an unstolen webcam in ladland. Sad

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:04 pm

Oh no, I wish you'd kept this wonderful news to yourself a little longer, I'm so excited I won't be able to sleep.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:12 pm

Awesome bait!!!

I guess you guys can earn a boxing glove icon for getting the mugus to fight each other. Laughing

How about it Mods?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:29 pm

This is even better than "Battle of the Network Stars." Laughing

Will the Good Forces of TWAT repel the Evil Horde? Stay tuned... Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

This is truly remarkable.

I am wondering, however, how they will manage to take photos of them tearing down the pyramid considering that they will doing it in the middle of the night in pitch darkness. You'd better make sure that they wait until there is a full moon before they undertake their quest. Oh, and they need to take a bunch of lights so that the event can be filmed.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:36 pm

Just to make things interesting, Rev. Phystme is going to send the TWAT a warning about evil non-believers trying to destroy Monuments of Faith.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 7:53 pm

Why doesn't that surprise me, I wonder?

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Fantastic. This could end in a few arrests (at best) for the invaders! Razz

Raising my hat to you!

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:17 pm

Would you guys be interested in having a lad storm the Pyramid in full medieval garb on horseback? I have one lad who already has a perfect costume for a different project. He even owns a horse. I could have him safari from Nigeria to Benin City in his outfit. I will tell him that the pyramid is the set for a film he'll be starring in. His entrance will need to be grand, so he can really impress the director.

I too will need directions, if that's okay?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

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Would you guys be interested in having a lad storm the Pyramid in full medieval garb on horseback?

Now that's a question you don't hear everyday. How can you refuse an offer like that?

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when these clucks are telling their stories to the cops. I can hear the cops now:

"I understand the pyramid, and I even understand why they would want to destroy it, but, for the life of me, I can't figure out where the midieval guy on the horse fits into everything"

This has GOT to be captured on film.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:12 pm

NN, you owe me some screen cleaner and my boss an explanation.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:16 pm

Guys-

I just received the best news possible. I wrote Kevin the following note:

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Just to make sure that you understand, Emmanuel is in Benin City Nigeria, not the country Benin.

I just got this back:

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Say i have had you i understand now i'm lagors by tomorrow night i will be in Benin City
i will meil when i get there thanks

Kevin

I think that is a fantastic idea NN. I have no problem with it- I don�t know if anyone else does. However, your boy would need to go ahead and make his way there, because this is probably going to happen sooner than I thought. I am really surprised that all of this is falling into place so well. I thought it was going to take a while. I guess we could tell our guys to go in the morning to tear it down, so they could get pics. That was good thinking Jayhawk. We need to get these times and days properly coordinated. YW and BW- it might be a good idea to tell your lads to set up a video camera and tape them so you could get some incriminating evidence against our church- we don�t want them to say anything and have them stop tearing it down. Maybe tell them to let them tear down most of it, and get it all on film. And tape the confrontation. They recorded a video before; could they again?

NN- we need to have your guy come in on the end of this, just to finish out this crazy meeting. Nothing would make that better than a knight sweeping through this stupid clash of churches.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:17 pm

@YW, be sure to explain to your lad that he will need to document any attacks made on the pyramid. Jojo's lad probably won't be able to get pictures at night time, so it will be up to the owner of the pyramid to take the really good pictures. It would be a shame if he just fixed the pyramid and tried to keep it a secret from you.

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:31 pm

I'd hate to think the pyramid could get pulled apart in a treasure hunt, re-built, and then a crazy knight comes to town...

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:53 pm

Hey JoJo,

Amazing that he was able to get his passport back so quickly for this event. Last I remember, some cops had it at a border control facility. Have you heard anything about that, or did the passport fairy drop it on his pillow the other nigh. Once again......he finds the money

Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:14 pm

From my original Fundaligi0n follow up to anyone who replied to my ASEM, which Brother Emmanuel replied to:

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You would be doing us a great service, if you could go there
and tear it apart by night. In the very centre is the bag with the
valuables, we want you to steal it for us. You can take 25% of the
contents, I can send you a prepaid DHL bag to send us the rest, which
will help run our mission for a long time. Also the evil that is the
T.W.A.T. will be lessened in your country. You will have to do this
in the dead of night, otherwise you will be detected. You will be
quite safe, as your true faith in Fundaligi0n will protect you as well
as any shield.

Should you decide to accept this mission, The Head office
will require proof that you have destroyed the evil, and will truly
beleive that you are our number one in Nigeria. I'm sure that
they will treat you very kindly and shower you with praise and
rewards. For this reason, take a camera, to record the might of
Fundaligi0n as it smites its foes.

The adress of the pyramid is :

Good Luck, and Hallelujagobble!

@NN, cant wait for the 5th horseman of the Apocalypse to Turn up. If these muppets can be organised enough to give us a date and a time, we'll pm you.

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