Poll :: What should happen to Kruella? |
Kidnapped in Paris, family thinks Frank did it and call him relentlessly |
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25% |
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Blonde moment, thinks Paris is Benin, calls and makes Frank wander through airport |
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14% |
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Falls asleep in Paris, bag with cash and ticket stays on plane |
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34% |
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Detained by customs, needs Frank to vouch for her |
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26% |
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Total Votes : 84 |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:20 am |
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Evangelion82
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Sep 2006
Posts: 126
Location: Zanarkand
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:26 am |
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heheheh see if you can get the watches in platnium or mythril, and matching engraved cufflinks |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:34 am |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:35 am |
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I'm kind of hoping that the two lads are from totally different baits and their paths are about to collide in a rather unfortunate manner involving fisticuffs or worse and airport security. But I've never been that lucky before... |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:37 am |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:38 am |
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@ 419weasel
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Ok.. I can't keep this under wraps any longer.. I am evil, yes I am... |
We know that already.
You are cheap, No mobile phones for the lads ?? and maybe a laptop ?
I hope you plane is coming during a crowded time, The lads love looking dumb in front of crowds holding a sign |
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will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:24 am |
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Are they coming from far far away? |
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Lpico
Master Baiter
Joined: 16 Nov 2006
Posts: 161
Location: coonztowne
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:43 am |
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Aw man, you are so awesome. |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:01 am |
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Sheesh - You're taking a load of cash AND 5 24ct Rolexes and all you get is a bored 'OK' ??? I'd be giving the lazy ingrate hell for that - but not yet I love the way lads say "hello? hello??" on a perfectly good line if they don't understand what you've just said so you are forced to repeat the question.
He sounded very distracted, do you think he was watching the cricket?
Let us know what happens. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:10 am |
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Gnasher wrote: |
He sounded very distracted, do you think he was watching the cricket? |
YAWN!!! I almost feel sorry for him... Almost... |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 2:50 am |
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Great job Weasel. Tell them about the flight being diverted and see if you can't get a safari out of them. At the least, get them back to the same airport again. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:20 am |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 3:51 am |
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Go with (1)
The thought of a mugu chasing an empty overhead locker across a continent appeals to my sense of humor. |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:03 am |
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Kidnapped! |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:54 am |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:46 am |
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The kidnapped modality is always a good one - it allows you to introduce a side character who is worried about their missing relative
You can sit back and watch the lad go frantic and then try to scam the relative of the 'ransom money' |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:38 pm |
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One thing that is fun, and often successful, is to have your plan re-routed somewhere close, but far enough away to be really annoying. Let them know you need them to come and pick you up there. |
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Jeannette
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Oct 2006
Posts: 2158
Location: Stalking Nick Riewoldt
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:55 pm |
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Shouldn't the "missing/losing" modality depend on the lad's intelligence? If he is smarter than the average he might not believe the kidnapping story.
On the other hand, that's what he probably was planning to do as well, so yes, let's have Weasel kidnapped. |
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benjaminbunny
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 May 2006
Posts: 3534
Location: escargotland
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Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:08 pm |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:33 pm |
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I voted sleep, too |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:40 pm |
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A blonde in Paris passing up all those shoes and handbags!
I don't think it's possible! I'm sure your lads will understand. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 4:55 pm |
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I said fall asleep. Then she can get them to go to the airport again.
Of course the second plane would be diverted...then get kidnapped.
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bill2
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 5495
Location: Yeah who can tell me where I am?
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:21 pm |
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@weasel I know this voice as from , have fun |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:30 pm |
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How about falling asleep and then catching a late flight on what you thought was a flight to Paris, but it turned out to be to Benin. After getting detained for hours by customs you were then kidnapped. |
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419weasel
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 4207
Location: Somewhere in a hole. Waiting.
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Posted:
Tue Dec 05, 2006 5:50 pm |
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