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Codeine
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Nov 2006
Posts: 55
Location: Lagos Airport. What do you mean you can't see me? I'm right here!
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Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:51 pm |
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Oh my God, this is a phenomenal bait. I'm putting a hat on just so I can take it off to you. Awesome. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:08 am |
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This guy has really turned from a lottery lad into a wanna-be-minister. I believe that this email is sincere.
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DEAREST REVEREND DOVER,
COMPLIMENT OF THE SEASON AND WARMEST GREETINGS TO EVERYONE OVER THERE.
I WANT TO HEREBY SAY THAT I WOULD NEED ONE OR TWO TWAT MINISTERS TO COME OVER TO NIGERIA. THIS WILL GO A LONG WAY WITH ME. AS IT IS DONE HERE OR EVERY CHURCHES, WHEN A NEW BRANCH OF A CHURCH WANTS TO START ITS NEW BUILDING, THE OLD MINISTERS OR THE GENERAL OVERSEER IS SUPPOSE TO SET THE FOUNDATION. I MEAN SET THE FIRST BRICK AND THEN SAY SOME PRAYERS. SO I DO NOT KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS. BUT THAT IS HOW IT IS DONE HERE. I KNOW THAT REVEREND PHYSTIM WON'T BE CHANCED TO ATTEND THIS CEREMONY BUT LIKE I SAID I WOULD NEED ONE OR TWO OF YOUR MINISTERS OR REVEREND TO DO TYHIS WITH ME. SO I WOULD LIKE YOU TO GET BACK TO ME STATING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THIS.
MANY THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED IN THE LORD.
REVERND OMORUYI. |
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_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Napalm
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jun 2005
Posts: 249
Location: Festac ( The Posh Part )
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Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:41 pm |
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Orinoco!
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Apr 2005
Posts: 35
Location: M�nchen
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:23 am |
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Thanks for reposting the instructions. That's almost too funny. Can't wait to see the vid. |
_________________ Karma or retribution? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:46 pm |
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I continue to be amused by this bait. Great job guys. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:45 am |
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Oh dear, long term pet Dan just cant help himslf. If he had found the gold and diamonds in the pyramid, he wouldnt be trying to tap me for a few quid. I'll ask for photos.
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PLEASE I HAVE REALLY FOUND THE BAGS OF DIAMOND AND GOLDS PLEASE I NEED MONEY FROM YOU TO SEND THE DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO YOU PLEASE IF I DONT GET THIS MONEY BEFORE NEXT WEEK I AM GOING TO RETURN IT BACK SO I NEED THIS MONEY SO I CAN SEND THEM TO YOU
GET TO ME AS FAST AS POSSIBLE
REGARDS
DANIEL |
Meantime, I have a lad in Benin City teaming up with Jojos Ghana lad (Kevin Will Tony, the one who already met my seamugu), he's going to put him up in his home while they plunder the pyramid. I'm going to invite the seamugu along too. Watch this space. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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boofhead
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 30 Nov 2006
Posts: 1
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Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:59 am |
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Ninastian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Sep 2006
Posts: 416
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Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:09 am |
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@ Roycropper
He's put you in a difficult position there. I never know what to do when a lad threatens to move something that doesn't exist from one place to another, for no apparent reason.
You have to respect him - he is a worthy adversary. |
_________________ Sea-Mugu, London-Is1e of Wight
dickboi, Lagos-Abidjan and Lagos-Accra
Several
Oh [the captive] ate his own willy!!! HAHAHAHA. I saw the look of excitement in his eyes like no other meat taste better!! yummm yummm! HAHAHAAHAHA. He cut his big right toe, his penis and penis shaft at different stages- funny funny funny!! He did this where some promiscous women do all sort of things. I know they were all thrilled. ahahahahahhhhhaaaaaa. His penis shaft was sewn to his nostril and more!! The doctor did a good job!! My men took picture of him parading him around the market square and public schools where everyone sang him wanker praises!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will continue to torture him unless I receive my $150,000 reward for wasting my time!! Period! |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:42 am |
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If I get into this modality I just say that if he's found the gold/diamonds he should go to a local bank and just cash in a couple of bars of bullion and reimburse himself. Wait for the excuses......... |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:21 pm |
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What ever happened to the good ol days?
You waltze into town dump a bag of gold on the clerks dest an no worries cash money.
These days you walk in, chuck a slab on the desk and your arrested.
It's gold whats wrong?
I just found it.
Damn it man please stop hitting me head against that wall.
Oh shit I remember now " I found it in a safe somewhere"
slap slap slap
The good ol days |
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Jemima
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 Nov 2006
Posts: 8
Location: The Frozen North
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Thu Nov 30, 2006 7:37 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
Thanks Homer. Not a bad idea. We'll make the change now before any lads see it. |
Benny Hinn? Why not Benny Hill (or Bennetta Hill for a female), as an alternate?
(darn - had a pic to post here, but don't know how to upload from my PC into message ) |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:24 am |
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Paging Jojobean, my Benin City lad is ready for his houseguest, and he's found helper mugus for the pyramid dismantling too:
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ok brother roy,
when he is ready let me know. i will get some of my trusted friends involve
bye
Hallelujagobble!
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Jojo you have Bro Emmanuels contact info, give it to Bro Kevin when he gets near enough. Brother Austine has been invited, but he's staying out of the cafe after his recent experiences. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:50 pm |
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I just heard from Dan, my lying pet who claims he has the treasure from the pyramid:
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i really dont have money now to scan it i am not after that now the first thing i want you to do first send me the money so i can post it through fedex or dhl to your church i need the money now or i will return them back some witches are disturbing me so i need it fast so they dont kill me please just be brief in sending it God bless |
Yeah right, Dan.
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You claim to have $40,000 in gold and diamonds and you cant afford to
take a picture?
Liar liar pants on fire. Some priests will be disturbing you soon.
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_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:24 pm |
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BIG UPDATE...THE VIDEO IS HERE!!!
I am waiting for it to be processed by Google Video so enjoy these screen shots in the meantime.
Addressing his flock. I like the outfit!!
Receiving the tuna oil on his face
Climbing the great TWAT pyramid
Lighting the brown eye
Making the (weak) leap of faith
Unfortunately, no mugus were harmed in this demonstration
Please stay tuned for the video. It is worth it!
BW
EDIT: LINK IS NOW UP <------click it |
_________________ TWAT for Dummies <----READ IT!
(One Collaborative Super Safari to Egypt!)
x9 (7 by the infamous Barry Melrose <---clicky)
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Benin City
Lagos
The Lad that Stole Christmas
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:27 pm |
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Christmas has come early this year. Everything that Big Worm and I hoped would happen actually happened. This lottery lad is a baiter's dream come true.
Once the video is up, you can follow along in the dialog with this: http://www.freefilehosting.org/public/23939/ordainment.pdf Be sure to enter CDXIX as the password to open the file.
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DEAREST REV. DOVER,
GOD BLESS YOU AND THE HIGH PRIEST FOR YOUR PATIENT. I DO APPRECIATE THIS. THE FILE HAS FINNALY BEEN UPLOADED AND YOU CAN NOW WATCH THE CEREMONIAL VIDEO ON THE SITE YOU GAVE ME. JUST LOG IN AND CLICK ON MY FILE THEN YOU FIND TWO FILES OF THE SAME CONTENT. ONE IS ZIPPED ON A ZIP FOLDER. TO WATCH THIS, YOU WILL HAVE TO UNZIP IT. BETTER STILL, THERE IS ANOTHER ONE THAT IS NOT ZIPPED. THAT SHOULD BE THE FIRST FILE. JUST DOWNLOAD THE FILE AND WATCH THE CEREMONY.
REGARDING TO THE DATE YOU GAVE ME THAT THE CONSTRUCTION ENGINEER WILL BE COMING IS NOT A WRONG DATE AT ALL BUT I WOULD HAVE PREFFERED IF HE COULD MAKE IT THIS YEAR. BECAUSE LIKE I SAID EARLIER, THE LAND THAT I FELT WILL BE PERFECT FOR THIS CHURCH BUILDING IS BEEN NEGOTIATED BY MANY CHURCHES. THEY ALL WANT THAT LAND BECAUSE THEY KNOW IS A PERFECT SITE FOR A CHURCH BUILDING. I WOULDN'T WANT US TO MISS THIS. LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN DOING ON OUR BEHALF, DO TRY SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT THIS. OR IF THERE IS ANY WAY WE CAN PURCHASE THE LAND FIRST BEFORE ITS BEEN SOLD TO OTHER CHURCHES, I WOULD LIKE THAT IDEAL. THIS LAND NEEDS TO BE PURCHASE FIRST. I KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I NEED SUCH GOOD LAND FOR THIS CHURCH.
ONCE MORE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENT AND GOOD MIND TOWARD THE GROWTH OF THIS BRANCH. PLEASE DO GET BACK TO ME SOONEST. |
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_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Garfield
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Nov 2006
Posts: 27
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:28 pm |
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I am really looking forward to the video, the screenshots look quite promising. |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:13 pm |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:19 pm |
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BW, YW, JoJo - You are not baiters. You are artists!
Bruin |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:20 pm |
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Wonderful! Can I send the Link to the Daily Sun?
Maybe then they will take my Church's press release about the evil of TWAT and its pyramid seriously! |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:23 pm |
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Of course. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:31 pm |
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Do I see someone falling into helpless fits of laughter at the end?
And I'm not talking about just my reflection on the monitor!! |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:36 pm |
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That was so good, I had to watch it twice, once to see the mugu and once to watch the congregation. They had a hard time not laughing. They completely cracked up at the end as they wandered off. Two seconds after the end of the video I'll bet they were rolling on the ground laughing their asses off. I'd have some serious doubts about how committed that congregation is!
edit - gh beat me to it.
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_________________ The baiter formerly known as Krona
Our legal team are on standby for the next line of action in this very interesting case.already they are still studying the MTCN number that you sent,it will be used as evidence together with your full names and address,when this epic battle commences. - the one and only Charles Soludo
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Lottery lad, Benin City - Abuja A new minister, Lagos-Benin City The same minister, Lagos - Tamale, Ghana
Dr. Johnson - Abidjan-Abuja and back again (so far! - 1666 miles round trip)
<----because life can seem bleary and bleak without one. TS
Because Lotta is a great and beautiful mod!
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Carl_Wartooth
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Nov 2006
Posts: 32
Location: florida
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:50 pm |
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That video was great, I'm at work laughing my butt off! I had to show my boss this one. Great work. Can't wait to start. |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:54 pm |
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Not to be a party pooper here, but that wasn't much of a fall. He fell about two inches into the waiting arms. Geez, how much faith does he have in TWAT?
Excellent job. I am once again stunned. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:56 pm |
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