N4sty4...Now with sausages and a cornucopia of animals!!

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Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:57 pm

Does every home in russia have the same wallpaper? Nice pussy tho.

Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:28 pm

Note the mass produced paintings in the wrapping and the rugs in the background...is she the Russian version of Rodney Trotter with her brother taking the pics?

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:25 am

Lets not forget the fact that these pics are probably stolen from some innocent person that doesnt have control of the looks she was born with. I think that all the critical comments about her should be saved until it is confirmed (with a pic and some kind of sign) that she is indeed the one doing the scamming.

Posted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:32 am

Arr the only to own a cat.

Stuffed Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 10:52 am

Where exactly did she have that shot taken? looks like an basement, maybe she should be cuddling a rat. Confused

Master Baiter Joined: 14 May 2006 Posts: 139

I'm now trying to charm her with my superpowers and tactful questions.

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Nastya,

Sorry that I didn't write to you my little poodle. I was very happy to get your photos with my mail. Did you like the ones I sent to you. Recently I have been very busy because in my village there was a bear attack and my brother got hurt. The doctor amputated his hunch. The bear apparently came out of the haunted woods, and it's origins are very mysterious although it could have been because my neighbours were playing Jumanji last night. The bear smashed through the fence and I jumped on it's back as it mauled my brother. With my superhuman strength I stabbed it repeatedly in the throat till it moved no more. And how are you? Do you like sex?

Geoff

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 10:57 am

It's a bit like Grizzly Adams meets Emanuel Rolling Eyes

Master Baiter Joined: 14 May 2006 Posts: 139

It gets better. She actually read it, and then wrote me a poem. Bless.

Here is our love to date. I didn't realise that I wrote so much nonsense.

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Hello Geoff! Today my mood became much better after I got your letter! I
found some interesting things about your life! Blah, blah blah...I'm a poor doctor, I live with my mum in a shack and I like the Davinci code,blah, blah and blah. Have a nice day!

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Nastya,

I'm glad I made you feel happy. In turn that made my heart skip a beat. You gave me some palpatations. I'm sorry that I can't write more right now as I am still at work. I will send you a longer letter when I have time. Say hi to your mum for me.

Kisses,

Geoff

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Hello my friend Geoff! I hope you not gainst I call you so! I got just some
letters from you but I alreday think that you are my friend!
Today I spend all day on my work! Blah, blah, blah my friend thinks you are a nice man. I had a dream it was possibly sexually related, I'm not going to divulge that information to you, blah, blah, blah.
I have small cat which live at me! SHe is so lovely! I really tired
today and I think now I need to go home and have a rest alittle!
Hope to get the letter from soon!

Bye for now!
Nastya.

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Hello Nastya,

Thanks for the mail. You are so sweet, and I am very happy for you to call me "my friend". I hope that someday we will become more than that, but only time will tell. Your job must be very difficult, and I'm sorry to hear that. Here in the UK, it is also very difficult to work as a doctor. Tell me, what kind of work do you do exactly? Do you work with old people or in the clap department?

It was nice to know that you managed to relax after by meeting your girlfriend. And that you dreamt about me was also good, but I'd like to know what we did and where we went. I'm sure it was fantastic though and it makes me tired just thinking about it. I dream everynight and sometimes during the day; that caused a serious industrial accident in which my friend Joe Spanner lost a finger, but he forgave me because he doesn't use it very much. When I dream at night it is usually about flying, monkeys or sex. Not together though, thank God although sometimes the monkeys fly or have sex, and one time they were flying and having sex which I'm sure you will realise is a very bad situation as monkeys aren't qualified pilots at the best of times. When I was a child I dreamt of becoming a trapeze artist.

My favourite hobby is counting things. I like to count poker cards, cars, numbers, grains of rice, and binary. I also like to draw. Do you like to draw?

I have a pet dog. He is very cute; a rottweiler; and his name is monkey. I also have two fish. They are called monkey and monkey. I don't however, have a monkey although I would like one. If I did have a monkey I would call him monkey or perhaps chicken. I don't have a chicken. I used to have one, but in a fit of loneliness I choked it. Unfortunately, I don't think that monkey, monkey or even monkey would like you cat. But if it's a small cat it could live in a shoebox.

Take care and sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite,
Please draw me a picture of your cat.

Geoff

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Hello my friend!
I was very admired, when has received your letter. Who that in other
country, for thousand kilometers thinks of me! As you know I work in
Kazan hospital! I work as teraphist! I love my job very much! Every
day to me come different people with different problems and I try to
help everyone! Because I gave promises of Gipocrat! I work from 5-7
days per week all depends on situation in town! If there are some
epidemys then I work 7 days per week till the late time! If all is ok
then I work 5 day 7 hours per day! My job is not very well payd as you
know just $200 per month, but it's enough to live with my mother
because she also works!

[weather]
blah
[cleaning]
blah
[food]
blah
Some questions about food...In general assortments of the Russian foodstuff, very
large and various...blah blah blah...forcemeat...blah blah blah...sucklinge with backwheat "kasha".

I shall finish the small letter, and I hope, that you liked my
history concerning our foodstuff. I shall wait from you of the
fast answer.

Your Russian girlfriend Nastya

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Hello Sweety,

Thanks for the email. Your kitten is very cute. And thanks for telling me about the Pe'lmeni; it sounds truly delicious. I think it's a kind of sausage. Is that right? Do you like sausages? I would love to introduce you to English sausage. Have you ever had English sausage?

Here we eat mostly hamster because it is a rural town. My hometown is very small and has only one hospital for seuxual deviants. It's kind of a insane asylum, and they put it in my town because it is far from any city.

The weather here is often fine. It never gets really cold like in Russia, but often there are bizarre events including the time it rained snails. That was so strange, and all the monkeys ran out on to the street to feast on the delicious shelled beasts. However, things took a decidedly unpleasant turn when the elephant got frightened by the squealing of the fighting baboons and broke free from it's tether. It rushed down the street killing the village retard. So now we have to clean our own toilets. It's such a shame.

Waiting for your next letter,
Hugs and kisses,

Geoff

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Hello, my perfect friend! I thank you for your letter. It is tested in
each offer of high temperature of your soul. We rather quickly find
mutual understanding, and it - most important factor for me. Blah, blah, something about culture and languages. How you think? I
never try the English food. I eat Russian sausages! But you should
know that I keep up figure! It is very important for me! But I also
like to cooking! This my hobby! I hope that sometime I shall cook for
you! Blah, blah, cinema, knitting blah, blah. When you to me sent the photo, I have paid
attention to your sizes of a body, now I to you shall knit a sweater.
As soon as I shall connect yours a sweater,, then if probably I shall
send you by a parce. I hope, that she necessarily is pleasant to you.
I shall finish the letter, and I shall wait from you of the answer.
Your Russian girlfriend
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My dear. why I do not receive yours the letter. Dear, write me every
day please. I wait your letters. I miss you. Yours Nastya.

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Nastya,

Sorry that I didn't write to you my little poodle. I was very happy to get your photos with my mail. Did you like the ones I sent to you. Recently I have been very busy because in my village there was a bear attack and my brother got hurt. The doctor amputated his hunch. The bear apparently came out of the haunted woods, and it's origins are very mysterious although it could have been because my neighbours were playing Jumanji last night. The bear smashed through the fence and I jumped on it's back as it mauled my brother. With my superhuman strength I stabbed it repeatedly in the throat till it moved no more. And how are you? Do you like sex?

Geoff
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Hello mine gentle! I am very glad to receive news from you. As your
mood, how your health? You have not suffered after a meeting with a
bear??? I worry for you! I regret to your brother! I hope with him all
it will be good! I am fine! Whether you ask me (Do you like sex?) I
like sex. Sex keeps in touch between people. But why you ask me such
question? And do you like sex?
To me is very lonely and is sad, I very much have become missed, I
think of you. I see in the sky, among dark clouds the lonely moon, I
see in it an outline of your face. Now I think, that is very good that
I have got acquainted with you, let even we did not see each other
actually, let between us large distance. I do not know that occurs to
me, my soul is torn to you, I have what that strange, inexplicable
feelings. Close the eyes and do not think of anything bad, let you
will be left by all problems and care. Present that we beside. You
feel me, my touch of hands, my gentle kiss.
These verses, which I have composed yesterday at night for you:
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I think of that,
As the rivers will penetrate into the seas.
And in drops of dew which is flowing down in a palm I see,
As slowly beams, merge in transparent dawn,
Also I think that we live 2 thousand years,
You to me will touch in dream,
As breath of stars in silence.
I feel gentle your light,
Even through 2 thousand years.
I think of that,
As the sky will penetrate into me.
And where that far I see being reflected you,
Tell me that that aloud, you never can tell,
I again shall depart, and you one will stay to wait.
You to me will touch in dream,
As breath of stars in silence.
I feel gentle your light,
Even through 2 thousand years.
Put me on a wind
Also close on an instant of an eye,
Having overlooked the doubts
I shall tell to you about love.
I think that the stars are not able to hide,
That they feel, about that all night to me will whisper.
You think of me,
And I shall read in the sky the answer.
When it will fly, let even through thousand years....
Whether I know in a rhyme these verses in English will sound,
but general sense I think be clear to you.
With impatience I shall wait from you of the speed letter, yours
is strong whole Nastya!

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Dearest Nastya,

I wept when I read your beautiful poem. It touched me deep in my groin. It lifted my spirits following the dreadful bear attack. My brother is doing well, considering and he told me to thankyou for your concern. Today, he is in the hospital and will remain there for several weeks. He really was badly injured by the bear. In the meantime, I have taken time off from my regular work to take care of his farm. Even though he is mentally retarded, he runs a flourishing beaver farm. People come from far and wide to pet the beavers and eat the tender meat. I never realised before that it would be such a difficult job, but now I am realising that it is tremendously difficult. Once a month, when the moon is full, they rant and rave and blood flows.

Nastya, I love sex in fact, last night, I had a dream about you. We are working the beavers together on the farm, and it starts to rain. Raindrops fall from the sky in a biblical storm. We quickly herd all the beavers into their pens and head for shelter. Grabbing your hand, I pull you to the barn where we fall down into an embrace in the beaver feed lot. Your shirt is wet and your nipples poke through your shirt. This arouses me, and I become hard. My erection brushes against your leg and you feel it there. Smiling you reach down and we make dirty passionate love in the steaming mounds of beaver poop.

Again thankyou for your sweet verses.

Geoff

Write me quickly, so that I can gain some respite from your sweet words.

Master Baiter Joined: 14 May 2006 Posts: 139

I'll give her an A for speedy responses. I'm almost posting live. But she's stopped reading it. Crying or Very sad

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Hello my dear Geoff. Today I want to tell you some very important for
me things! I want you to know it! And I want you give me your opinion
about it! Its very necessary for me!

Last night I was thinking too long about you and me and our relations
with you! I decide for myself something! If to tell you the truth I
never think that we can develop our relations so fast and so good! I
really like all what is between us now!

I do not know what you think about it, but I think that I already love
you! Yes Im sure that its a love and nothing else! I see that you so
good man, that you really interesting in serious relations with me in
future! I very glad for that!

For me not so easy to tell about my feelings, because now I cant find
right words for it! But I want you to know that all this is truth! I
think that I want to be only with you! I do not need someone else! I
think that you the best m an for me!

Its pity that we live so far a way from each other! But I understand
that I never could meat such man like you here in Russia! You much
better then all Russian mans! I told you already about all what I
thinking about you, but I can repeat it for many times!

You know, I never thought that someday I can fall in love so strong by
internet! Some one can tell that its not true feelings, but its true
feelings for me! I dont care about all other opinions! For me
important only your opinion and views about all this!!!

SO tell me please all what you think about this my letter! I want to
know all what you think! Even if its something not pleasant for me,
do not afraid to tell me it! I will try to understand it right!

I love you and miss on you! Lots of kisses only for you and strong
hugs! Nastya.

Looks like she's moving in for the WU thing.

Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:58 pm

I wonder if this could be her? She uses the same original poem.

http://www.womenrussia.com/blackpage483.htm

Note: Her pic is on this post too

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 05 Dec 2006 Posts: 5

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I have a pet dog. He is very cute; a rottweiler; and his name is monkey. I also have two fish. They are called monkey and monkey. I don't however, have a monkey although I would like one. If I did have a monkey I would call him monkey or perhaps chicken. I don't have a chicken. I used to have one, but in a fit of loneliness I choked it. Unfortunately, I don't think that monkey, monkey or even monkey would like you cat. But if it's a small cat it could live in a shoebox.

LOL!

A++++++++

HILARIOUS!