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Master Baiter Joined: 14 May 2006 Posts: 139

I've had this pet going for about a week. And I'm currently waiting for him to fill out some forms in order to get an internship with the eminent Dr. Stefan T. D33ce. Think about it.

Anyway, I wouldn't mind some help about were to go next. Obviously if he doesn't mail the (handwritten) forms quickly then he'll be slapped. But how should I go about asking for pics.

NB. I didn't email the bank, but I will tell him that there must be some problem with the email system. My lad must've made a mistake in the email address. Heh!

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Dear One,

I PRAY THAT ALMIGHTY GOD IN HIS INFINITY MERCY WILL HELP YOU IN ALL YOUR ENDEAVOURS IN LIFE AS YOU WANT TO HELP ME OUT OF THIS UNBEARABLE DISASTER THAT HAS BEEN DISTURBING MY FUTURE. I PRAY FOR GODS FAVOUR AS YOU HELP ME.
I am ExxxxxxxxDxxxxxx, The only child of late Mr and Mrs Exxxxxxxx, My Late father was a very wealthy Cocoa Merchant based in Abidjan, the Economic Capital of Ivory Coast before he was poisoned to death by his Business Associates on one of their outing to discuss on a business deal.

When my mother died on the 21st October 2000, my father took me so special because i am motherless. Before the death of my father on 24th Januery 2006 in a private hospital here in Abidjan.

He secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of (US$6,500,000.00) six million five hundred thousand united states dollars) left in a suspense account in a Local Bank here in Abidjan, that he used my name as his only son for the next of kin in deposit of the fund.

He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his Business Associates, that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose ,(such as real estate management), l am 20 years old.Dear, i am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways .

1) To provide a new Bank Account where this money would be transfered.
2) To serve as the guardian of this fund.
3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country.
Moreover, dear, i am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum as compensation for your effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your nominated account oversea.

I have the believe that one day I will become a person in life if you could help me out of this big disaster, I pray that God will also help you, (amen).Please contact me immediately if you're interested to assist me & l will give you the bank contact so you to call them and ask whatever you wish to ask them about this money my late father left for me & your own percentage.

Please reply quickly if you will like us to continue with this so in my next mail to you l will include the bank contact address,so you can talk to them directly by yourself to know how this money will be transfered to the new account you open in your country.

Hoping to hear from you soonest.

Thanks And God Bless.
Best regards,
ExxxxxxxxDxxxxxx.
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Dear ExxxxxxxxDxxxxxx,

Your email shocked me. That was such a terrible story. I also have a terrible story - 3 years ago my wife was murdered by a traitor in my organisation. She was callously shot in the back. I still dream of revenge. Perhaps you can help me with that.

Will I help you? Of course I will my dear. Only promise me that you will be faithful to God and keep yourself safe. I am afraid for your safety.

Jack Bauer

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Jack Bauer,
I received your mail and the contents was well understood, Also I will like you to know that we have to proceed without wasting any more time since you are with me I will like you to hang all what ever you are doing for now and let us face this transaction with all our mind so that within few days you will call me for good news that you have received this money in an account which you will provide to the bank where my late father deposited this money.

This morning I was at the bank where my late father deposited this money as I was made to understand that this transaction will only take us 3 days. As you are already known that Am urgently in need for this money to be transfer into your account so that I will be coming to your country and continue my education in one of the university there while this money will be wisely invested by you in the investment which you like and after the percentage of the total money transfer into your account which was instructed by my late father before his sudden death to compensate your effort input during this transaction, the profit that we make in the investment will be share between you and me.

Now the Director of the bank told me that they will like to hear from you on the phone to enable them to tell you their requirement to transfer this money into your account which you will provided to them. Please call the bank immediately you received this mail and tell the bank director that you are calling on my behalf(Dxxxxx Exxxxxxxx), with this statement the bank director will recognise you and tell you their requirement to enable them to transfer my late father's money into your account,you can also mail him at [email protected]

Here is the contact of the bank where my late father deposited this money for you to contact them immediately on my behalf.

Bank Name: Banque Atlantique
Bank Adresse: Avenue du Gaual de Gaulle,
Plateau 04, BP 1036, Abidjan 04 , Cte d'Ivoire
HOT LINE xxxx
Fax: +225 2021xxxx
Attn Dr. Kxxxxx Davids ( Managing Director )
Acc/Nー : 085/11xxxxxxxxxx
Swift Code : ATCIxxxxx
Telex : 23834 BANKAT

Meanwhile, I dont know you and you dont know me, we are doing this transaction based on trust and as a matter of decency, i will like you to give me your telephone number for me to talk to you when necessary and your picture for us to use it to recognise each other at your country airport on my day of arrival in your country. and for more confidence and trust in this transaction.

I will be expecting your call xxxx immediately as far as you are capable of handling this transaction as am too young to handle this huge amount of money which my late father left behind for me to live for the rest of my life.

Thanks once more and GOD Bless you and keep you safe for me till I come over to your country after this money is confirm in your account.

Best regards
ExxxxxxxxDxxxxxx.
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My dear Dxxxxx,

Thankyou for your prompt reply. I was delighted to hear from you.
I ask you, nay, I implore you not to be in such a hurry to conclude this transaction. Do not forget Proverbs 21:5 "The plans of the diligent lead to profit as surely as haste leads to poverty." It may only take three days to complete the transaction, but remember that we also have to get you a visa, and a flight ticket to come here. You should get in touch with the "American Embassy" there in Abidjan as quickly as possible. I want to help you so much, but we must plan this carefully. I still need to find out more about you.

Please be so kind as to answer these questions:
1) How old are you?
2) What is your history in education? I mean have you begun studying at a university? If so, what did you study?
3) What do you intend to study here in America?
4) Have you any other family or pets that you wish to bring to the States?

Thankyou in advance my son,

May the force be with you,
Jack

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Dear Father,
Thanks very much for your lovely respond, am very happy to read your message. Now i believe everything is going to be fine by Gods grace, infact you really sounded like my real father and i believe that you will take good care of me so i will be very happy to be with you in your country.
Now, Concerning the Visa issue, their is a good friend of my late father who is an Immigration Officer here in Abidjan and he had promised to take care of my visa proccess as soon as i have seen a beneficiary in a foreign country of my choice and now i will go immediately to tell him that very soon i will like to travel to USA so that he will be aware but that is after i must have heard a good news from you that the money has been in your account.
Concerning my education, my ambition is to study MEDICINE because i want to become a Medical Practional in order to be saving people's life. It was immediately i got an addmision into a university late last year that my father began sickness and he died this year january, Am 20 years old.
Now, i have nobody to take care of me because all our family were after my life because of the inheritance that my late father left for me, i had to ran out of the city to hide myself in a local hotel pending the time i will travel out of this country.
I have no more family, i will be coming alone as soon as the money is been transfered into your account. So now please kindly contact the bank on my behalf and get back to me immediately so that i can know when the money will be hitting your account and dont forget to include your phone number in your next mail so that l will be able to call you.

Thanks and may God bless you Daddy.

Your lonely Son,
ExxxxxxxxDxxxxxx.

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Dearest Dxxxxx,

I am confused. You sent me details to contact the bank. However, I recently received an email from Dr. Steve Mbanugo who is the Manager of the account and auditing department of Banque International Atlantique in Lome, Togo. You told me to contact the esteemed Dr. Kxxxxx Davids, the Managing Director of Banque Atlantique in Abidjan, Cote D'ivoire. Who am I to contact regarding this transaction. My head is spinning, spinning, spinning. I feel like a ball on a roulette wheel. What should I do? Who should I talk to? Are they medical doctors? Are they both trustworthy characters?

I also want to thankyou for replying to my email so quickly, my real son never replied to my emails so fast. Sadly since his mothers death he has become estranged to me. I feel like you could be my second son. How was your relationship with your parents? Was it good? Were you close?

Finally, I fear for your safety as you said that your family are after your life. That's terrible. You must be so frightened. What steps have you taken to protect yourself. Do you have a gun? I'm glad that you are hiding in a hotel. I just hope that you will be safe there. I think it is important that you are careful of the people from the bank. Make sure that if you have to talk to anyone then you should make sure that you are very careful. I am worried about your safety.

God bless you my boy.

Your Daddy,

Jack

PS: I would be very happy if you were to call me Pappy. My son used to call me by that nickname. At least when he still loved me he did.

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Dear Pappy,

Thanks very much for your care and love for me and i know that very soon i will soon be with you. Please, l want you to know that the Bank Atlantique have their branches all over the countries but you will only contact the local branch here in Abidjan, Ivory Coast because here is the bank where my late father deposited the money and it has to be transfered from here also.
I don't know anybody in Togo please kindly follow the banking informlation l sent to you and contact the bank immediately. The name of the Bank Director is Dr xxxxx David whicn l know very well because he is my late father's friend, please don't contact anybody in Togo because Togo is not my country.

Here is the banking information again :
Bank Name: Banque Atlantique
Bank Adresse: Avenue du Graual de Gaulle,
Plateau 04, BP 1036, Abidjan 04 , Cte d'Ivoire
Attn Dr. Kxxxxx David ( Managing Director )
HOT LINE 00225 0719xxxx
Email ; [email protected]
Fax:xxxxxxxx
Acc/Nー : 085/11xxxxxx
Swift Code : ATCICxxx
Telex : 23834 BANKAT

Pappy, i will really love to be your second son because i really love my father when he was alive and we were very close,infact l have missed him alot and now am lonely,l always think of the past how l use to be with my late father playing and gisting but now l am getting myself better since l have be recieving your fatherly response, infact you're too nice and l will like to stay with you Pappy. l will be very happy to be with you as soon as the transaction is been completed and l promise to make you happy forever.
Concerning my safety, l don't go out side the hotel, its only when my attension is needed at the bank that is when l go out. Please i will like to hear your voice, lease call me to my hotel room number xxxxx Please, kindly send your phone number to me so that i can call you from my hotel room,Pappy, l wish to hear your voice. Contact the bank and get back to me, i will be waiting for you reply after you muct have contacted the bank.
Hope to hear from you.

Your lonely son,
ExxxxxxxxDxxxxxx.

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Dear Dxxxx,

I hope this message finds you well. That is strange about the bank in Togo. I will ignore that message, but I still worry about how he got my email. Today, I sent an email to the bank as you requested, however, I have yet to hear back from Dr. Kablan. Unfortunately, I am unable to call him as my voice is very weak due to an operation on polyps during the summer. Don't worry, the polyps turned out to be benign, but the surgeon had to remove part of my vocal chords and thesedays I have to attend speech therapy to regain my voice. I hope you understand that this means that I am unable to talk to you on the phone aswell. However, if you had a text phone then we would be able to talk; that kind of phone is very rare, so we will just have to wait until my voice returns. The specialist believes that God willing it will be strong again in about 8 months. Until that time we will have to talk via email.

In other news, I spoke to one of my good friends, Dr. D33ce, about getting you into University here, and he has promised to give you an internship and that will make it very easy for you to get into a good university here in LA. Don't worry, I didn't tell him anything about you. I just said that a family friend from Africa wanted to study. To get the internship, you need to print out the attached forms and fill them in by hand. Then scan them and send them to me. You should also know that it is urgent because he will fill the position in the next few weeks, so you should send me the papers by Monday or Tuesday at the latest. He also needs three reference letters from people who know you well. Now, I will write one for you tomorrow and give that to him, so you just need to get two more people. Perhaps Dr Kablan will do one for you. If you don't get these done then it will be very difficult for you to get into university here. My friend, Dr. D33ce is well connected at Berkeley and UCLA, and he has assured me that he will find you a place in one of these fine schools. Then you will be well on your way to becoming a fine doctor.
I have to go to the hospital for a check-up this weekend, so it may be difficult to contact you. Please take care, and make sure that you fill in those forms. It shouldn't take you long. Remember to print them then write with a pen and scan it before you send it back to me. Time is of the essence.

God Be With You,

Jack

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Dxxxx,

I'm such a silly old man. I forgot to attach the documents for you to fill out. Don't forget to do it quickly. Please don't let me down.

God Bless,

Pappy

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Dear Pappy,
Thanks for your long email, I want you to know that I got your email well noted and understood, however Please try your best to contact the bank by now I hope that have contacted you, if not is is because of the weekend and everything will have to be on monday.

I have fill up the form and by monday I will be sending it to you because my hotel manager told me that the scanning machine at the hotel where I lodge is not working. please try to understand. it will be repair on monday and then I will send it to you.
please try be in touch
yours
Dxxxxx.

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

have a few beers and wait till wednesday, lads i find say monday and mean wednesday - its standard must be the rum, they are relaxed.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

If I was to make a guess, I'd say that you won't be getting any completed forms. Just a guess. What will probably happen is that you'll get an email stating that the hotel manager is demanding payment for his room and will not let him use the hotel fax machine until payment is received. Please pappy, could you wire $xxxx to him via Western Union?

I could be wrong, but the fact that he tells you he is staying at a hotel tells me that quite shortly you will be hit up for funds to pay the hotel bill. I hope I'm wrong though.

Good luck!

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 Nov 2006 Posts: 1

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3 years ago my wife was murdered by a traitor in my organisation. She was callously shot in the back. I still dream of revenge. Perhaps you can help me with that.

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Jack Bauer

lmao, f*cking legend! Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 14 May 2006 Posts: 139

@Jayhawk. You're prolly right.

I haven't mailed him since then. Been in trouble for shooting Nina Myers. And my lad hasn't got his forms in. I'm gonna have to dish out my first slap.