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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:52 pm

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I have not even started with the dominatrix stuff yet

[singing]

SHIVERS DOWN MY BACK BONE!!![/singing]

p.s. in retrospect, that lyric was probably not the best choice, what with that being our leaders name and all that Confused

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:13 am

I will be sending some lads since I am now a chick named Jennifer. LOL

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 3:39 pm

Hey Herb,
Your lad called and I told him jennifer was not home at the moment and I demanded he tell me what he wanted with her..but he did not want to share with me Crying or Very sad

So you may get a email complaining that 'whoever I am' was not friendly and wanted to know too much Wink

If he calls back I will pretent to be Jenny and get him to waste some more money.
Cheers
vp

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 14 Jul 2006 Posts: 15

Respect!

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However,i called you but you Secretary could not put me through to you,i respect her view and i want to believe that we are in this together and she will understand that this is for all of us.

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 10:28 pm

@pitty
If you are having problems with your lads calling, are you giving them my number as your own? Thats the best way to get them to call when they think they will be getting you as they are rather weary of 3rd parties. Then when they call and get me instead of you, it is just an added bonus to enrich thier lives Laughing

Then you can make up who I am then

@yb100
Respect Razz

Does that mean he has gotten rid of the porno? Ha I should have told him I was in them magazines...but I think the high and mighty stance worked a treat. I guess it's a good time to ask for a payrise Laughing

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 5:12 pm

^^^ You have pm. I've got a really nervous lad that needs to call you:D

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:21 pm

@3strikes

Kewl I will be awaiting his call, it gets so quiet on weekends I only ever get a couple calls if I am lucky. Will let cha know if he contacts me Laughing

Cheers
vp

Baiting Guru Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 5905

I would like to say a public thank you to vpmanchester for helping me to drive a scammer of mine round the twist this week. Although I think we have lost them it has been a fun week, I fully recommend that people on this forum let vp speak to thier lad!

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 11:08 pm

Awwww gee thanks, I may have missed him on Sat morn early had a missed call before we went out but no one else has called, so the weekend has been quiet.

Just replaced my motherboard, the old one had a short...and for the first time in history..it went without a hitch and nothing was lost!! Now that is a new one for me!! Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:46 pm

@yb100
Your lad called again this afternoon, just wanted me to tell you he called. He said he is your friend and I know him LOL, he does not hang around to chat though. You need to get him movingas he has been around for abit, and he needs some motovation! Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 37

VP

Got a David Douglas on the hook for ya: a straight trunk-of-cash in London bait.

So anyone calls looking for Cleo Torus, well, rub 'em the wrong way.

Muchas grass

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:54 pm

Hello, you may be getting a call from a Robison Cole. We are currently in negotiations on the renting of an apartment for me to run my escort service out of. He of course wants the deposit up front and WU to Nigeria even though he is in North Carolina. Perhaps you could be one of my "girls" and inquire as to whether he is a customer and what kind of services he requires?

Oh and my character name is Ineeda Douche.

Thanks!

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:49 am

Hey, girl your business is booming and you're having fun Wink

I might get myself a untraceble phone for Canada too, looks like fun and I hate typing Smile

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:04 am

Sure is lots of fun bill, the best stress relief method there is and the pay is excellent too!! Surprised

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:49 am

I cannot remember who this is for?

Lad called me and wanted to speak to (sounds like) and I am supposed to be Austrailian, he picked up my accent and asked me if I was American..so he has some knowlegde of accents Shocked

I told him that 'we are allowed to leave the country every now and then' He told me that I am supposed to open a bank account bla,bla he stayed on for a few minutes explaing things to me. I told him that I was the right person and you have not told me anything yet..another time I told him no I am not her but I just want to know everything anyway..didn't really matter he was going on talking which most of it I could not understand and he was not quite patient enough for me to write things down. He did mention Petrolum too. My brain cells are turning on very slowly this morning.

So expect an email from him, since he has twigged my accent..you can tell him you have a nosey (whoever I am) American female blah blah or use it in whichever way you would like. He tried to ask where I was and if I was married (questions to entrap me I guess) I took that as flirting and told him I did not know him well enough for that stuff Wink

He is quite alert and probably been baited as he want to validate information and that is something I am not very good at Laughing

Cheers
vp

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:19 am

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So anyone calls looking for Cleo Torus, well, rub 'em the wrong way.

Just now got that one. Funny!

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:49 pm

vpmanchester wrote:

I cannot remember who this is for?

Lad called me and wanted to speak to (sounds like) and I am supposed to be Austrailian

LOL, many thanks VP Very Happy

That's mine, a call for . You're his PA, but I never said what your nationality was.

I'll slap him...and tell him you hold dual nationality and I'm having an affiar with, you and how dare he try to hit on you.

The petrol mod is new to me though! Shocked

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:07 pm

VP, You're apparently still in business, so expect a call from either Chichi James or Phillip Ejor asking for B4rry K0j0. They have a big check for B4rry and want $285 for courier and insurance. B4rry has said he'll come to Nigeria and pick up the check, and that they should call his office at your # to arrange things.

And thanks for this great service. Personally, I can't stand to talk with a lad more than a minute at most, so you're really helping.

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:49 pm

@Raoul
Ahh ok, I had a hard time understanding him, and when he read off the company or who they are supposed to be I though he said bla bla bla petroleum..could be anything Laughing

@@I also had a call tonight not sure who for if it is the same lad ^^but he gave his phone number as a UK oneending in . I was watching TV and couldn't be bothered with him at them moment so I told him I had a meeting and would call him back. He mentioned that you are planning on traveling to him and wanted to know If I had the money ready of course I told him yes I had the cash and I am awaiting confirmation of the travel details. Also your picture you/I sent was unreadable I told him it must be his machine because it was fine at my end..he kept telling me to go to the nearest internet cafe and resend the piccy WTF Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 37

The bad piccy guy was for me, he said the same thing in an email.

Sent him a renamed dll, this time will send him a 3x3 pixel picture.

Thanks for helping out. I'm supposed to be traveling over there Nov 18th, so things might get a bit hariy for Cleo Torus.

Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:02 pm

Ahhhhh gotcha, he probably will call back tonight because he says it is urgent I return his call.....as I am an hour late I expect it any moment..he also told me he has Adobe so it will show any picture LOL.

EDIT: he really is in the UK too

Not quite a Newb Joined: 27 Jun 2006 Posts: 37

Yeah, he wants $5,500 USD and Cleo is supposed to show up with a letter of credit for 10,000 USD, so she is going to want some change off of that.

I told him your number was a satallite phone.

'tis a great thing you are doing.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

wants them to pay by WU to transfer money between two RBS accounts. If I don't get chance to SkypeOut him today, I'll give him your number.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

VP, this is awesome! I'd like to send you my pet, . It is a dying woman script, and he is the barrister. I am . He has a bit of an English accent, but he is in Nigeria. I told him I live in London. He is one of the smarter lads. I haven't told him who you are, so take your pick and have fun. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:38 pm

@LHL
your lad called twice for Cleo, I told him to wait a minute and I would go and get her...he was impatient both times and waited literally a minute each time...you should slap and say you went to the phone twice and no one was there Laughing

(I was doing my lil ole lady impression...but some lads think it is a child..so I dunno who I was then)

I welcome all your lads to call, it has been really quite lately and getting a few one bells and a couple that play the hello game with me for a few minutes, but never seem to say anything else...and one that oddly sounded like a fax.....nevermind I never ever hang up first, it's thier dime so I let them get the most out of it...whatevr game they want to play Laughing

Although I haven't had a good argument for about a week or so Twisted Evil

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