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capt_kipper
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 139
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:57 am |
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Got my first vlad on the go. I'm proud, it only took her a day to find my profile and then her second mail is already setting the scene. Here are some excerpts.
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I tried to meet with some different man, russian man but it didn't have a success!
They everybody wanted only one thing from me it's my body! |
Poor girl! Her verbosity is getting to me though.
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One more reason while I don't want to live with
russian man it's my father! He left us when I was very young he gound
other woman and went to her! My mother did everything
for I get only all good from this life! And I'm sure that
without my mother I couldn't became such girl like
I'm now! |
Her father gound another woman and went to her.
I never tried to gound anybody. Sounds a little painful.
And then in for the kill.
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Now I live in small one room
flat with my mom! She work as seller in the big shop. I
received aducation of medic and now I'm work in hospital
as district therapist! I like my job because I alsways wanted
to help people! It's all what I can for others! I know that abroad
doctors get very big salary but here it's not so! My salary
just $200 per month! Together with mother salary we hardly
have necessary money for living for eating and clothes
and pays for flat! |
Anyone want to put in their two cents worth...
Anyone know her? |
Last edited by capt_kipper on Sun Dec 03, 2006 9:03 am; edited 3 times in total |
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Pitty
419Eater is my life
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Posts: 456
Location: Around
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:35 am |
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Poodle  |
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DaveGalpin
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 13 Nov 2006
Posts: 22
Location: Hertfordshire, UK
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:44 am |
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capt_kipper
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 139
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:27 am |
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@Pitty...looks like you've come up with a great nickname for her.
They certainly do. |
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oopsme
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 114
Location: Wiscon-Sin
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:50 pm |
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Tell her to find buttons that breakaway. lol |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:02 pm |
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Poor lass
No money...
& she's still wearing the same top she had when she was 10... |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:21 pm |
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I guess she is one of the reasons that paper bags come in handy. |
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Fanny Plunge
Granny Pawn
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 692
Location: Straight Baiting FTW!
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:13 am |
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She'd be a good belly dancer |
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Hellsing
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Posts: 154
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 3:51 am |
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She has a medic aducation?
Looks like she's in dire straits, she couldn't afford the material to make a complete shirt  |
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capt_kipper
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 139
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:40 pm |
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It must be love. Poodle sent me a new pic. And she states that she likes watersports. Could play with that. Haha!
And her shirt is still lacking material.
Should I send her a pic of "myself" (well obviously not myself I'm thinking of a celebrity. She doesn't know my age. Any suggestions...for a google search) |
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oopsme
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jan 2006
Posts: 114
Location: Wiscon-Sin
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 4:59 pm |
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How about The great Ron Jeremy pleasuring himself? |
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Hellsing
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Oct 2006
Posts: 154
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:50 am |
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Find a picture of a naked hairy fat man at a computer. |
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 4:56 am |
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Why do I always come to this fourm after eating? I think a real Russian man would be the best bet for her. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
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I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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capt_kipper
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 139
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:46 am |
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I think I'll send her a junkfile and then send her some pics of furries.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nh7EDdcQqdw[/youtube] |
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Sippy Woodhead
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Jul 2006
Posts: 137
Location: Flaaaarida USA
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Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:58 pm |
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Well.... at least we know why they hide behind a costume.  Those are some fugly folks.  |
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capt_kipper
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 139
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Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:23 pm |
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Each time she shows just that little bit more flesh. Wonder where this is going.
Oh! And I just sent her this little gem. Do you think she'll read anything except the first and last lines?
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Hello Nastya,
Thanks for the mail. You are so sweet, and I am very happy for you to call me "my friend". I hope that someday we will become more than that, but only time will tell. Your job must be very difficult, and I'm sorry to hear that. Here in the UK, it is also very difficult to work as a doctor. Tell me, what kind of work do you do exactly? Do you work with old people or in the clap department?
It was nice to know that you managed to relax after by meeting your girlfriend. And that you dreamt about me was also good, but I'd like to know what we did and where we went. I'm sure it was fantastic though and it makes me tired just thinking about it. I dream everynight and sometimes during the day; that caused a serious industrial accident in which my friend Joe Spanner lost a finger, but he forgave me because he doesn't use it very much. When I dream at night it is usually about flying, monkeys or sex. Not together though, thank God although sometimes the monkeys fly or have sex, and one time they were flying and having sex which I'm sure you will realise is a very bad situation as monkeys aren't qualified pilots at the best of times. When I was a child I dreamt of becoming a trapeze artist.
My favourite hobby is counting things. I like to count poker cards, cars, numbers, grains of rice, and binary. I also like to draw. Do you like to draw?
I have a pet dog. He is very cute; a rottweiler; and his name is monkey. I also have two fish. They are called monkey and monkey. I don't however, have a monkey although I would like one. If I did have a monkey I would call him monkey or perhaps chicken. I don't have a chicken. I used to have one, but in a fit of loneliness I choked it. Unfortunately, I don't think that monkey, monkey or even monkey would like you cat. But if it's a small cat it could live in a shoebox.
Take care and sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite,
Please draw me a picture of your cat.
Geoff |
Too many monkey references? |
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Tarquin9
Master Baiter
Joined: 22 Oct 2006
Posts: 115
Location: Circling Uranus....
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Wed Nov 22, 2006 10:55 am |
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Ok, this whole paragraph by you is a deadset hoot, hehehe -
"I have a pet dog. He is very cute; a rottweiler; and his name is monkey. I also have two fish. They are called monkey and monkey. I don't however, have a monkey although I would like one. If I did have a monkey I would call him monkey or perhaps chicken. I don't have a chicken. I used to have one, but in a fit of loneliness I choked it. Unfortunately, I don't think that monkey, monkey or even monkey would like you cat. But if it's a small cat it could live in a shoebox."
I'm still guffawing, geeze I love this place and you guys rock my lame arse. |
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P.S Those photos not mine!
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Chief2B
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Posts: 365
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Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:01 am |
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| I guess she is one of the reasons that paper bags come in handy. |
I don't know......I've had worse, with no paper bags handy!
"Any port in a storm".....must have been one helluva storm that night! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Nov 22, 2006 1:33 pm |
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If her eyes were any further apart, she could see herself coming! 
TS |
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capt_kipper
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 139
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Wed Nov 22, 2006 11:36 pm |
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Oh! she sent me a pic of her "cat". I'll post it later, but I'm suspicious about whether it's a real cat. [insert pussy pun here]. |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:13 am |
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| I don't know......I've had worse, with no paper bags handy! |
Ahhhh... The trusted police; never let it be said that they didn't leave any stone unturned in their (sometimes desperate) search for that hidden elusive paper bag
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If her eyes were any further apart, she could see herself coming! |
The mind boggles... |
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x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Thu Nov 23, 2006 1:48 am |
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Lord that's a beak she has....
I guess you've noticed all the pics are in the same clothes, probably same photo session??  |
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capt_kipper
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 139
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Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:30 pm |
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Gratuitous pussy shot. I think it's meant to be a real cat. She's not even trying.
But there's the added bonus of a new top. W00t!
I'll have to let her know that the cat is either dead or a stuffed animal. |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:17 pm |
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Half her eyelashes seem to be missing..? |
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Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Nov 23, 2006 8:48 pm |
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| Gratuitous pussy shot. |
I just hope she doesn't feed it after midnight and accidentally drop it in water.
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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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