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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 8:57 pm |
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Oh man you guys that is great.
You should have him take more photos though, like from all angles. Then you can add them to your website, which would give it so much more credibility to have real pictures instead of just photoshops.
I also think that they should be required to film the induction ceremony with a video camera. He has now invested enough time and money in the pyramid that he would surely spend some more to rent a video camera.
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"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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ugumaru
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Aug 2005
Posts: 381
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:00 pm |
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Now they should build a Ha'tak from wood for the pyramid. It would be a nice scenery for the stargate lad
For the ceremony:
- the ceremony must take place at midnight.
- light the eye. The fire must be burning bright and be visible from the distance.
- gather around the pyramid in a circle
- dance around it for one turn clockwise while chanting "oh ih tah, ih tah"
- dance around it for two turns counterclockwise while chanting "wat ev ah, ev ah"
- dance around it for three turns clockwise while chanting "oh shiv ah, shiv ah"
- dance around it for four turns counterclockwise while chanting "for de worm, de worm"
- dance around it for five turns clockwise. After each turn, fall to your knees facing the pyramid and say your name as loud as you can.
- everyone should fill his mouth with pure water, climb to the top of the pyramid and spit it on the fire to extinguish it. Spitting on the flames is the only allowed modality of extinguishing them.
edit: some explanations
one stands for GOD
two are GOD and JESUS
THREE are GOD, JESUS and the HOLY GHOST
FOUR is the number of elements
FIVE represents the human being
The sum of it is FIFTEEN, which brings you life and eternal peace because Genesis 1:15 says "You, however, will go to your fathers in peace and be buried at a good old age." |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:26 pm |
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I am not exactly sure how the ceremony should go, but I think that it should definatly involve somebody getting pissed on. |
_________________ "I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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Stargate
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 2301
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:30 pm |
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I vote for a lad taking a dump, forming it into a pyramid with his bare hands, and then another lad has to pick it up, and put it on his head. |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 9:47 pm |
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sheila_blyge wrote: |
The other thing I've been thinking as I read through this is that, whilst I get Stargate's point about screwing up his family as well, I think that for future applicants, the pyramid building needs to be a solitary task, in penance and suffering... no getting yer mates and yer kids to help out. That just isn't fair. Can you imagine having to do that lot on your own?! Ouch! |
We have already decided to tell our lad that he must not include his family in the next ceremony. TBH, he threw us for a curveball by including them. Honestly, I do not think they helped in the construction, only to pose for the photo. But to be sure, we will be asking him to omit his family, but to have his congregation (ie his goon friends) perform the next ceremony.
What that is, we are not completely sure yet...but we have some great ideas and have also listened to the ideas on this thread. Whatever it is, it will be good |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
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Fri Nov 10, 2006 11:38 pm |
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Stargate wrote: |
I vote for a lad taking a dump, forming it into a pyramid with his bare hands, and then another lad has to pick it up, and put it on his head. |
Note to self: In future, finish lunch before visiting eater... |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 12:03 am |
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What can one say?
Amazing! |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:10 am |
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I do believe that the temples were white in color.
Suggestion for a ritual
Ceremony of the pyramid;
Have the lads place a torch every other step along the edge of the pyramid.
The lads are supposed to dress in white tunics and climb to the top of the temple to light the sacred eye. When the sacred eye is lit, the mugu is supposed to bathe himself in goats milk to wash away all the sins.
One he has perfomed this task he is to come down the temple kneel down, pray to God and proceed to light all the torches
congratulations on an awsome job |
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onatrek
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2006
Posts: 237
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:55 am |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
Any ideas? We're all ears. |
...or all eyes...
Couldn't resist...sorry!
This is unbelievable! This second one is even more remarkable.
I think you ought to get him to show that he will be a good minister and able to draw enough people to your 'church' and have him do some sort of 24 hour 'vigil' and that the more people he 'attracts' to the 'monument' that his 'wages' go up incrementally or something along those lines. Perhaps additional bonuses for somehow documenting the number he can get and stay for a crazy length of time (requiring photos every so often and you being able to tell by the sun/shadows how long they are there...keeping more from the cafes...or at least spending a lot of time going back and forth if they try to fake photos). I don't know how you could get him to 'document' people coming a certain distance, but some sort of other bonus of getting people from other countries or something, too.
Better yet, make it a true 'pyramid scheme' and the number of his new flock that build their own monuments he also gets more 'pay'
Then after the end of the 24 hour vigil then have the ceremony. Again, making numbers matter.
Somehow tie in something about having your 'eye on him' or appreciating him having his eye on this important new ministry endeavor.
Really, though, this is truly remarkable. I have a friend who works in central Africa...I wish this was somewhere she traveled to for work. It'd be fun to hear from an 'outsider' what the locals are saying about this new arrival to the neighborhood. Personally I think I'll bring a photo to the next HOA meeting...just to let everyone know an overly visible directTV dish or something could be some huge dish thing resembling an eye way high up on a sandbag pyramid that towers over the homes in the community! ha!
Great job!
Can't wait to see what your next new converts do to top this one! If you get a few more built around the area before anything 'drastic' happens to the first few ceremony wise, and you might get far more folks willing to build them thinking this really is some new genuine thing! |
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Fanny Plunge
Granny Pawn
Joined: 10 Jul 2006
Posts: 692
Location: Straight Baiting FTW!
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:58 am |
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Firewalking around it..Bare foot.. |
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onatrek
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2006
Posts: 237
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 3:59 am |
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Oh, and another thing, you better copyright your new 'challenge'...I can just see this being a new immunity challenge on Survivor. Have you been told how long this most recent structure took? The amount of time filling those bags, nevermind building it (especially since you have to figure a few collapse and cause some 'damage' along the way...adding additional time) has got to be incredible. I'd love to know what this lad's oga thinks of all the time this guy spent building these! |
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Felix the Cat
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Oct 2006
Posts: 179
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 4:14 am |
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I wonder how often Google Earth gets updated satellite imagery for that part of the world? That pyramid would definitely be visible (if not particularly defined) if the satellite imagery is at what seems to be the standard resolution for third-world metropolitan areas.
If we could find it, you'd be responsible for the first mugu-made object visible from space! |
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The False Italian
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Joined: 10 Jan 2004
Posts: 3779
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 6:33 am |
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Great work!
Big Worm wrote: |
Anyone want to take a guess how much this thing weighs?? |
Difficult to say without more pictures from all sides. The base in the first pic is 10 bags wide, 6 bags high and possibly 8 bags deep. If we go with 50 kg per bag then this alone would be in the range of 24 metric tons. If we assume 9x7x6 for the upper part of the base then we get another 18.9 tons. I'm not sure how the top is constructed. It looks somewhat odd.
Ask your mugu more more pictures and the number of bags he used. |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:42 am |
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I just thought of something. You should ask him to also take a picture of the hole where he has been digging dirt to fill the sand bags. |
_________________ "I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:19 pm |
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Worshipping the elements was always favourite in ancient religions.
I want to see him holding a lighted firework in each hand to represent Fire.
Being pissed on to represent Water.
Lighting a fart for Air.
And eating dirt for Earth. |
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luke5
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Nov 2006
Posts: 48
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Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:28 pm |
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If I wouldn't see this, I wouldn't never believe! How stupid they are...
Guys, you are the greatest! Ask the mugus about specific details of their structure. And also about detailed location. I would like to see this on Google Earth.
Are you going to make the other lads to build their own pyramids? |
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The False Italian
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:05 am |
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luke5 wrote: |
And also about detailed location. I would like to see this on Google Earth. |
Idea: The mugu must borrow a GPS locator and pinpoint the exact location of the monument. If only Google Earth/Maps would have a better coverage of Nigeria... This week they have finally updated the maps but detailed satellite pictures would be the icing on the cake. Check out the Asaba/Onitsha area and imagine the same for Lagos and other crucial places. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:12 am |
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Just for the heck of it, I am going to ask him to scan a map of Benin City, and mark the spot where the pyramid is. Although RoyCroppper has dispatched his lad to destroy the pyramid, the pyramid lad will be made to maintain the pyramid for one full year. I would hope that during that year, Google Earth would eventually include the first ever baiter trophy visible from space (unless you count that massive tattoo that RoyCropper's lad has on his back). |
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:18 am |
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Shazbot
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Feb 2006
Posts: 63
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:31 am |
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Have him paint it.
Then get a photo of him leading the "congregation" in dancing around the pyramid, with torches.
Or alternatively, have the original lad sit on the side of the pyramid, while the "congregation" stands assembled before him. He must be wearing a fancy hat. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 4:33 am |
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I changed my mind. He will have to maintain the pyramid until the construction of the new church is finished. That could be a very long time.
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Dearest Omoruyi,
Simply beautiful! Now that is a work of art if you ask me. I have already forwarded the photos to Rev. Phystme. I am sure that he will be pleased to see them.
As soon as he gives his final approval, I will then forward to you the final cerimony directions to welcome you as a Minister of TWAT. ( I would do it now but Big Worm and I have not come up with the procedures for the cerimony yet. ) In the meantime, can you do me a favour? Can you scan a map of Benin City, and mark the spot on the map where your beautiful monument is? This way, we can mark it on our globe for all other members of TWAT to get a good idea of where it is. ( Plus, we can hopefully get the first satellite photos ever of a trophy. )
Now, just so you know, we require that the pyramid remain until the new church's construction is completed. This will give us the symbolic presence that we need. Also, just so you are aware, there have been cases in the recent past of a hedonistic and perhaps satanic church, sending its members out into the world to destroy Monuments of Faith. ( What am I talking about here? RoyCropper's evil congregation has been dispatched to the pyramid. Read about it here: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=91523 ) For obvious reasons, they see people's faith in God as a threat. I doubt that anyone will know about TWAT in Nigeria yet since you will be the first ordained minister in West Africa, but you deserve to know what has happened.
With your permission, I would like to put your magnificent photo on TWAT's website. You should be proud of the wonderful job that you did.
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<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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luke5
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 11 Nov 2006
Posts: 48
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Mon Nov 13, 2006 12:04 pm |
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Make your next lads buld this:
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:31 am |
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Fundaligion's spy lads have been on a reconnisance mission, I have sent lads to retrieve the bag of gold and diamonds at the pyramid's heart!
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Dear Brother Roy,
May the Peace of the Lord be with you.Thanks for your mail.I have read and understand,but is not an easy battle.well after reading your mail i called a friend in Nigeria who was here some months ago for revival program to go to the address you gave to me and investigate.He called me back later in the evening telling me the place is full of witch craft and devilish powers.
Brother,no battle is too hard for God to fight, i will fast and pray over it,if God speak to me to emback on the battle then i will go with two of my prayer worriors.We will start three days fasting from today,then i will get back to you on saturday giving you detail informations.
Note that the Fundaligi0n church will be responsible for our flight tickect,accomodation and our upkeeping in Nigeria as we face this battle.
God will make a way where they seems to be no way.
Rev. John Appiah
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Its a shame they have got the wrong end of the stick financially though, Ive put them right about that. They are on 25% of the treasure in the pyramid, all the dirt they can eat, they'll need it if they are going to fast. |
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Saint Arnold
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Sep 2006
Posts: 1261
Location: By the kegerator
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 11:38 am |
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We will start three days fasting from today |
Translation: We've spent all our money on these safaris and just barely have enough for Internet cafe time. |
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Gaz
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 17 May 2005
Posts: 661
Location: Toronto, ON
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Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:32 pm |
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My God thats good. Im actually lost for words!
Amazing work, absolutley amazing! |
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