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Tarquin9
Master Baiter
Joined: 22 Oct 2006
Posts: 115
Location: Circling Uranus....
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Wed Nov 01, 2006 2:28 pm |
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Ok, after my last pithy little whine I sucked in my gut, girded my loins and went forth to find me some Russians to play with. Now their lack of English language skills makes it fun at times to mention interesting things to them and they try so hard to just go along with it. Case in point -
From: ЛИМАРА КУДЫШЕВА <[email protected]>
To: Ben Dover <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 31, 2006 7:09 PM
Subject: HI
Hello Ben,
Thanks for your interest. Would be nice to know you better.
My name is Limara.
I am from Kazakhstan live in Almaty city. Kazakhstan - the country which is not far from Russia.
There is a wonderful nature with a mountain air and great Tan-Shan
fir-trees, not large waterfalls and beautiful landscapes.
I am divorced has a son named Nurzat he is 6.
I am calm, sincere, open hearted, easygoing person. I dislike lie, and that was the reason of my divorce. I try to be positive and love life.
I think I am happy but still I miss someone in my heart and life. I wish to
meet my soul mate, my second half with whom I will find my happiness, share every phase of life with him and just be happy.
Honestly I have not met him yet. Maybe is that you?
Sincerely,
Limara
My response -
From: Ben Dover <[email protected]>
To: ЛИМАРА КУДЫШЕВА <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 31, 2006 8:23 PM
Subject: Re: HI
Dear Limara, many thanks for your letter to me, I found your views and gibberish very interesting.
I don't really have the time to have too many hobbies or interests outside my work and that is another reason why I have not found my soulmate yet. So I decided to try elsewhere overseas to find my one true other half to my one total whole self of one with both halves of self one of.
I do like going dancing and out to dinner with a lovely woman of course, eating nice food, dancing to nice music and having her bend over while I sodomize her in the middle of the dance floor, ripping fun!! Would you like to try that with me as well Limara?
My parents both live close to me and I am an only child.
I would like to see more of your pictures please Limara my dear so I can blow my wad on your sweet face,
Ben.
Her response -
From: ЛИМАРА КУДЫШЕВА <[email protected]>
To: Ben Dover <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 31, 2006 9:35 PM
Subject: Re: HI
Hello Ben,
thanks for reply. I am gald to hear from you. It is good you are looking for seroius realtion as me neither. I am sorry you if you cannot meet a good woman there in US. I think here I have the same situation with men. The majority of them are really lazy and don`t want anything. I think I am just dissapointed and that is why I am here on the dating site to meet a good man who wants happiness built on trust, respect, love and understanding.
Would be great to know more about your life, inetsrests, family and please send me your pictures.
Have a nice time
regards
Limara
p.s explain please sodomize dance, i not has seen this
And my response -
From: Ben Dover <[email protected]>
To: ЛИМАРА КУДЫШЕВА <[email protected]>
Date: Oct 31, 2006 11:58 PM
Subject: Re: HI
Dear Limara, thanks for your reply.
It shames me that men in your country are such lazy tits, I wish I could shake them like they were a red haired step child, the wankers.
I thank you for your kindish words about my lack of success finding my whole better half of my own half half full whole half quarter pounder with cheese here in my own country, half full halfly. I knew you were sweet and could see exactly what I was seeking fully erect and throbbing. Oh I wish I could hold you close and cum on your leg.
The sodomize dance originated in Haiti I believe where a lot of weirdnessness started to begin with and start with. It involves a lot of KY Jelly, tight ankle grabbing, pistoning of loins, ravaging of sphincters, grinding and more grinding, all to the beat of Billy Joel's *Uptown Girl*. It can be really a lot of really if you fun it a real lot, really. Please say you would like me to dance this dance with you when we meet dear Limara, we could get the DJ to announce it as the "Limara the little winkysmoker gets sodomized in the middle of the dance floor by huge tockleyed oily bohunk". That would be so much fun of the so muchs, I know you would enjoy the experience.
I await your next letter to me with anticipation and KY at hand my dear Limara, and I have a few drops of my load left to shoot on any of your new photo's you would like to send me.
All my fondest fondestnesses,
Ben.
I am awaiting her response breathlessly.. |
_________________ "I did send my photos that you now anonizm on them!!".
"Please do not write me again I do not like you morely".
"You think I Scammar? I not Scammar I lover of menthings".
"FU, I have understood, that you do not wish to help me!
I will ask the help from other man!
P.S Those photos not mine!
They are completely made program PHOTOSHOP!
Good luck the unfortunate pervert!" |
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Posted:
Wed Nov 01, 2006 6:00 pm |
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LOL!
Ask her if she knows Borat... |
_________________ "FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING MINISTRY.I DID NOT ASK YOU FOR MONEY I ASK YOU TO RECEIVE MONEY. SEND YOUR MONEY TO THE ABURIJANS"
"The walking sticks is a sign of prince hood. I am not blind."
".Take my word. I just got back from Luton Specialists Hospital. I shall return within the week for brain surgery. I am attaching my picture for your viewing. I unanimously contacted you because I want this money to be used as charity.
"I know little about cheese but you know here we do not put much emphasis on it.. |
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