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Trophy Videos · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 5:49 pm

@SP- I have evry confidence that you shall receive your poster for the Pittsburgh fan. As long as Brother Donald's arms are able to move, he will obey his good friend. Smile

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:16 pm

@SP - You are an absolute genious

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It's taken me the best part of an hour to read through this thread in its entirety, and it's made me laugh so hard I've got tears running down my face!!!!!!! Laughing

Legendary work, SP. I am most impressed!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

My lad has just sent me an email about the new banner:

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DEAR FATHER,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH,BUT WHEN I DO THE BANNER,WHERE DO I SEND IT TO.? YOU DID NOT GIVE ME ANY ADDRESS.

YOURS TRULY

BROTHER DONALD

, hope he is not bullshitting me, I didn't ask him to send it to me, but seeing as he offered I will have to have a word and sort out a US address for Reprob8 to receive it.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 11:55 am

@SP I knew your boy had some life left in him! Good for you, Father 'Oh.
Oh, how I love this bait! jump_4_joy

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Anyone else think the lad holding the sign looks particularly pissed? Very Happy

(late) Congrats, SP.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I have sent a reply with the delivery address for the banner to besent to, providing he makes it as promised and he's not blagging:

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Dear Brother Donald Pxxxx,

Thank you for your email, sorry, I forgot to include the US donators postal address in my last email, his name is , this is his postal address to send the banner to:

<address snipped>

Brother Donald, I very much appreciate you making this banner for him, you have done some very good work for my church and you will receive much goodwill for all that you have done. May the lord watch over you and your flock. Please send me a photo of the banner as soon as you have made it, for me to show the donator, thank you once again for all your hard work!

Blessings,

Father O'H

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I have not heard from my lad since his last email on October 26th, I am not too worried, as he often doesn't mail for quite a few days at a time, so I have mailed to ask how the banner is coming along, and just in case he thinks we will reach our fire appeal target without him having to make the banner, I have said we stopped taking donations as we are getting the final needed donation for the banner he is making Very Happy

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Dear Brother Donald Pxxxx,

I have not heard from you for several days now, I was wondering how you were getting on with making the banner?

As is making the donation for the banner you are making, and that donation will take us past our �1.5 million fire appeal target, we have decided to stop taking any more donations towards the fire appeal, so we are still short of our target, and will only receive the final donation to reach our target once the banner is completed, I can then make the long awaited grants and compensation payments to you, please give me an update on the banner, thank you.

Blessings,

Father O'H

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Got a reply from him already, he says his mother has died and he is a long way from home at the moment, he says the banner is probably ready and he will send it next Monday Laughing

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DEAR FATHER,

I AM VSORRY FOR THE DELAY. THE TRUTH IS THAT I GAVE THE BANNER WITH THE MANUSCRIPT TO THE ARTIST AND EVENTUALLY THAT VERY DAY,I WAS TOLD THAT MY MOTHER , WAS IN A STATE OF COMA. I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT SHE WAS SICK BEFORE NOW .THEN SHE GAVE UP THE GHOST ON THE 30TH OF OCTOBER.

I HAVE BEEN IN THE VILLAGE TRYING TO RUN AROUND FOR THE BURIAL WHICH TODAY WE SLATED FOR THE 11TH OF NOVEMBER.

I AM THE FIRST SON OF THE FAMILY AND AS A RESULT HAS TO HEAD MOST OF THE MEETINGS.

I ASSUME THAT THE BANNER MUST HAVE BEEN MADE BY THE ARTIST LONG TIME AGO BUT I AM OVER 600 KILOMETERS FROM LAGOS.

PLEASE,IF THE CAN UNDERSTAND THIS SITUATION,I WILL BE IN TOWN BY MONDAY NEXT WEEK AND I WILL COLLECT THE BANNER.

IT IS THE SAME ARTIST THAT IS GOING TO PRINT OUR MOURNING T-SHIRTS.

I WAS EXPECTING TO SEE YOUR VARIOUS MAILS IN MY BOX TODAY BUT WAS GLAD THAT YOU JUST WROTE ME TODAY WHEN I AM OPPURTUNED TO CHECK MY MAIL.

PLEASE,MAY GOD CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU....AMEN

YOURS OBIDIENTLY

BROTHER DONALD

Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2006 4:46 pm

I think it's appalling that he's not acknowledging Remembrance Day on 11/11. Burying kin on that of all days, indeed. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:16 am

Damn, your lad is mailing the Steeler banner? My lad says he has the photos, and will scan them in the morning. I seriously doubt if he will mail his sign, but I'll try. Very Happy

Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:47 pm

She died on the 30th and they arent going to bury her until the 11th? Even if they dip the old woman in formaldehyde shes still gonna stink by then. Whats the hold up?

I think he is shacked up with a hunny and too lazy to get the work done.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:52 pm

@SP

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MOURNING T-SHIRTS.

What the hell is a mourning t-shirt? Something they wear at funerals? You'll have to ask him. Don't for get to send your condolences to the family...

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I didn't reply to his email on Wednesday about his mother death, he sent me another short email today, to which I have replied:

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DEAR FATHER,

I AM STILL WITH YOU BUT I HAVE NOT HEARD FROM YOU SINCE I WROTE TO YOU ABOUT MY MOTHER'S DEMISE.

YOURS TRULY

BROTHER DONALD

I wonder is he he will get the passing wind bit Laughing

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Dear Brother Donald Pxxxx,

Thank you for your email, sorry for not replying to you sooner, I was away on church business yesterday, I had my laptop with me, but it develloped a fault and I could not access the internet.

I am now back at my office and have just learned of your mothers passing, please let me tell you how deeply sorry I am to hear this saddening news, I trust that as the head of the family you are bearing up well?

We have a very old belief in the UK, when you feel the wind on you, many people say that the passing wind is like the soul of the departed passing through you and excorcising the demons within, so whenever you feel like passing wind, you will feel good knowing that demons have been expelled and your loved ones are passing by.

I have chatted with on messenger, he has been made aware of your mothers death, and he fully understands that you will not be back home until next Monday, he is fine with that arrangement and asked me to pass his heartfelt condolences to you.

Blessings,

Father O'H

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:36 am

Grand stuff SP. Genius! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:44 am

Think your lad would do an Arsenal banner for me?? Wink

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ If only you had asked me earlier, Hekate, I could have got one done for you, then I would have had the lad burn it Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 11:48 am

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I HAVE BEEN IN THE VILLAGE TRYING TO RUN AROUND FOR THE BURIAL WHICH TODAY WE SLATED FOR THE 11TH OF NOVEMBER.

I THINK WE'VE GOT AN EATER!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Still no word from my lad, he said he was hoping to get back to me by Monday, sent him a reminder, no doubt he will say he has been busy with funeral arrangements:

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Dear Brother Donald Pxxxx,

In your last email, you said you would be back at your home by Monday this week to get the banner and the mourning t-shirts from the printers, that was 4 days ago and I have still not heard anything from you.

I am aware that it is your mothers funeral tomorrow (November 11th), but it would have been nice of you to have at least given me an update during the week concerning the banners progress!

I hope all goes well with the funeral service, may your mother rest in peace, God rest her soul.

Blessings,

Father O'H

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

A reply from my lad this morning, the Steelers banner will be sent to the US on Wednesday Laughing

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DEAR FATHER,

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERNS,PLEASE I COULDN'T GO FOR THE T-SHIRTS MYSELF AND AS A RESULT I DIDN'T SEND THE BANNER BUT I WILL BE BACK FULLY ON THIS WEDNESDAY AND WILL BE SENDING THE BANNERS SAME DAY.

PLEASE BEAR WITH ME.

YOURS OBIDIENTLY

BROTHER DONALD

Hopefully, he will take a photo before he sends it, if not, Reprob8 said he would take some photos when he receives it.

Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 10:15 am

Unbelievable. Just when you think it's run its course...

I'd like to see this in all its glory on the site, so it can be read at leisure and fully admired.

Just incredible!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

^^^^^ I will copy and paste all of my posts and stick it in the "publish your work here" forum when it ends, which hopefully wont be any time soon Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:26 pm

@SP - Wow, I knew he'd come through for you. I hope this lad is not done yet. But what more could you possibly do to him? I'm sure you'll come up with something! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

I was expecting photos of the banner tomorrow, but I have received an email from laddy today, says he is not back yet, so he got the artist to send the banner, he used normal postal mail Rolling Eyes

, we have to wait a bit now:

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DEAR FATHER,

HOW ARE YOU?,IT HAS BEEN SOMETIME NOW.

PLEASE FATHER,IT APPEARS THAT I WOULDN'T MAKE IT THIS THURSDAY AS A RESULT OF SOME POST BURIAL ARRANGEMENTS.

HENCE I HAVE INSTRUCTED THE BANNER MAKER TO HELP ME SEND THE BANNER TO TO AVOID FURTHER DELAY IN REACHING THE APPEAL FUND TARGET BECAUSE IT APPEARS THAT I AM THE ONE HOLDING DOWN ISSUES.

I GAVE HIM THE INFORMATIONS VIA TEXT MESSAGE WHICH HE CONFIRMED THAT HE HAS SENT IT YESTERDAY BY ORDINARY REGISTERED POSTAL MAIL BECAUSE OF FINANCES. (I reckon what he means is, he is a bit skint and can't afford to take photos, and he's saying the artist sent it because he doesn't have enough to pay for a couriers, oh well, I wont receive the banner Wink

he will have to get the artist to make another one, it's the artists fault after all for using postal mail Very Happy

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FROM HIS CALCULATIONS,IT SHOULD GET TO THE RECIPIENT ON OR BEFORE WEDNESDAY NEXT WEEK.

PLEASE BEAR WITH ME FOR ANY INCONVINIENCES THIS MIGHT COST YOU.

YOUR EVER LOYAL BROTHER AND BOY (<<< Laughing

@ and boy)

BROTHER DONALD

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