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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:39 am

I have a few standard modalities that I find fun to use. I like to bait a lad from two different e-mail accounts....usually one as a man (clergy) and the other as a naive Baltimore businesswoman.

For the short (2-week to 3-week) baits, I enjoy asking Der Mugu if he is sure....then I get him to swear on his children and to Almighty God that "I am the only one"....I give him enough rope to hang himself, then I show him the e-mails he has written to my other character.

I start with a generic letter (see below and feel free to comment) - I figure that they have a script, then so do I. I hit them with many questions to get them off-script.

I use .dll files a lot. Buys some time.

I LOVE the website.

The person who came up with that site is a marvel!! I use it a lot.

I also use that e-mail site where you can send a response and set the e-mail with a "self destruct" feature of 8-9 seconds. I generally use this when I send out a "security number" that's 30 digits long...and I tell Herr Mugu that a "cut-and-paste" job will not work...he has to write down the numbers one at a time. Of course the e-mail disappears before he's half-way through!

Thanks to all of you fine people, I get Lads and Ladettes to fill out the silly forms and questionaires you have created all of the time.

My first response letter is always the same, I may personalize it but that's it.

To whom it may concern:

We are responding to a recent e-mail that you sent to us. Quite frankly, we were surprised to receive such an e-mail from your part of the world. While we do quite a bit of missionary work in your area, we were curious as to how you received our e-mail address. Was it from the Internet?

We were thinking that it could also be that you have made the acquaintance of our Deacon Missioner, (The Rev.) Oblah-di Oblah-dah. Have you met him?

Anyway, we are certainly interested in your plight and that of all people in your part of the world. We have a heart for Jesus.

Let us know how we can be of assistance and PLEASE make sure that this correspondence stays strictly between the two of us.

In The Name of the Lord,

(The Reverend) Father William Brett Fankboner, Jr.
Archdeacon
President of A.C.U.N.T.
Anglican Catholic United National Trust

You like the name of my "deacon"??

"Life goes on!!"

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Aug 2006 Posts: 213

here are some of the ones that i use and they get many resp.

Quote:

Hello,

Thank you for your email. I am a little nervous to answer this but I
do believe in what you are doing and would like to support you. Please
can you tell me if this is serious? I would love to be able to help
you.

Since this email is very public and we need all the confidenciality
so please direct all your future emails at this email address:

<your email address>

Sincerely,
Your baiter name

Quote:

Hello,

By the Grace of the Queen i would help you by all means. Tell me what
is required and it shall be done, as it is mutually benificial.

please make sure that you email me at <your email address>

By the grace of the Queen,
Your Baiter name

Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 5:20 am

Thank !!! The good Pastorwill love those[/mask]

For some nice Latin stuff check this place
http://www.fourmilab.ch/etexts/www/Vulgate/

Just don't read that for to long. Tried it for 20 min. My nose started to bleed Wink

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 1

"self-destruct" e-mails in 8-9 seconds ?

Cool ! How do you achieve that then ?

TIA

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