Lad starts to wonder about his 'CONMAN' tatoo...

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Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:08 am

Poor Austine, he's stood in a bucket full of earth in a river, filled in some forms, had a huge 'CONMAN CHURCH' tatoo, went running around Lagos port trying to catch the SS Riskyfree, until he got arrested for shouting 'Hallelujagobble' at passing ships, and ended up begging in Lagos for his busfare for the 200 miles home.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=88613
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=88880

Now he's had some practice,, he's up for trying the same thing in Ghana.
Its about 400 miles, on crap roads.

I think someone's seen his tattoo, and told him what 'conman' means

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Dear Father j0rgens,

you are getting me totally wrong,i can`t get the funds so easy,am a student,every thing i eat or spend were provided from my late fathers brother although he is a very strict man thats why am even more ancious to get away from him but father it baffles me why the church can not send little money for my coming,is it b/cos they were conman?honestly i wiill appreciate your kindness more if you can help me convince the church members to send me money besides i prefer you or any body picking me from accra(which is the last bus stop from Nigeria)b/cos the direction was so much confusing.xpect your reply

HALLELUJAGOBBLE

Brotther Austine

I've told him not to worry about not having any cash.

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One thing you won't need when you come here is money, Austine, we
exist entirely on the charity of the local community, in return for
the help we give them, even the time in the internet cafe where I now
am is donated free of charge. If I show the local people my tattoo,
and greet them with a 'Hallelujagobble!', they will always feed me and
help me. I'm sure that you will find the same when you arrive here.

For that reason, I dont receive a stipend from the Church, I work for
God's reward and no other. I therefore have nothing to send you other
than love, in any event it is illegal to send money out of Ghana, and
I cannot break the law, as I am sure you would never do.

I think there should be a symbol for creating beggars out of lads.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 12:29 am

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I think there should be a symbol for creating beggars out of lads.

That might be nice to see. Can't wait for the next chapter Roycropper. Hallelujagobble! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:23 am

Dude, you've got him over a barrel. Fuck him harder. Then invite some friends!

U DEY SHOW EM FIRE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:23 am

I can't believe I missed this before. OHMYGOD! I bow in your presence, My Lord Sir Roycropper! bow_down

Fantastic, utterly mindboggling work! Very Happy

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:36 am

He's a scammer. What mercy would he show a victim? None. As far as I am concerned, there is nothing too harsh for one of these turds.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 2:44 am

Haha this "survey" was loaded from the get-go. Hallelujagobble!

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:02 am

Roy, unless you are just tired of the lad, I would say to keep baiting him until he figures it out and begs for mercy, then continue to torture him some more as long as he is answering emails.

This bastard would show no mercy if he had a real victim strung out and sending WUs, so I see no reason to show him (or any lad) mercy. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:58 am

I think he'll be wiser in his next scam. Hope he gives up, but somehow I don't think so. If he doesn't like his tattoo and wants to leave the church, he will need an anti-tattoo on the other side... Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:58 am

I think he needs to go back to the dock and board a random ship and shout HALLEJUGOBBLE at people passing by... Or something like that... Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:42 am

What about sending him to a real church or the british embassy and shouting the password of HALLEJUGOBBLE??

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:28 am

He's going to Accra Bus Station, to shout Hallelujagobble! at passing lorries. If anyone with Skype recording technology wants to be Father Frank1in on Wednesday, driving a lorry, hopelessly lost in the Accra traffic, pm me, otherwise I'll give him my new ladmobile number.

BTW, I've found you can get round the county code thing by giving them the number they have to ring (theres a website that gives you the prefix to dial) and telling them its a sattelite phone, don't even tell them what country they are ringing. If they twig, that's where the company running the service is located - they won't know any better.

As well as writing to Father Jorgens, he's been having a moan at Fundalig0n's head office, And Sister Anna Lynne, who I have already introduced as Father Jorgen's Ghana replacement after he leaves (sadly without my lad). I may get Austine to the hippo sanctuary in NW Ghana yet, as Sister Anna tries to bail him out. The last lads who went there asking for Brother Roy were told he had just left - even the locals bait them! Very Happy

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Dear members,
For real ever since i intended to travel to Ghana for my way to UK every thing i lay my hands on just to get money always ends with frustration besides i want to ask all of you one by one is it that you don`t want to see a face of first and only member from Nigeria I never told him this, in fact if he ever goes to Owerri, the tattoo's quite popular there then why will u all ignore the fact that is only money that can lead me out of my country,you see i am begining to doubt the whole good things Brother Roy told me about the church cos even as am now a member no body seems to understand me then where is the brotherly love?are you all going to be smiling there when am in Nigeria suffering? How did you guess? Very Happy

for christ sake am ancious to attend CONMAN CHURCH at least for once b/4 i die so that i will be convinced any time i feel the tattoo on the back,look forward to see your reply
hallelujagobble
Brother Austine

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Push the bastard all the way to hell, Roy, let him ask the devil about the tattoo Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:52 am

What footsteps to follow, what an amazing bait!

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 7:57 pm

In jail, in the asylum, or in hell. Those are the only acceptable final destinations for lads.

As you were roy!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 9:12 pm

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are you all going to be smiling there

hehehe We have been for weeks! Laughing

Keep pushing him, Roy. Maybe he'll get lucky, and there will be a high cliff nearby for him to fall off, and end his misery.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 10:30 pm

keep going. don't stop if he still willing. it just shows how dedicated to his scam he is, and that kinda tells me he would be just as dedicated to a real victim.

Drive him fricking mad.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:31 pm

O love this bait. This lad is in so deep there is no way our for him. This is lad is definately going to drown in a sea of desperation before this is over hehe. Great job!! Thumbs up

Edited for spelling.

Posted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 11:48 pm

Roy, is there any chance you can have this lad build you a raft? There a rumour that the SS Riskyfree will be passing by in about a month, and will be unable to come into port due to custom restrictions and docking costs. Is it true the captain may be dropping anchor a few miles off the coast to pick him back up? The exact coordinates are unknown to me? Although there is a nice reef about 6 miles off Port Harcourt...

Here are some cool maps Roy.

http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/africa/port_harcourt_jog_1973.jpg

http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/africa/port_harcourt_tpc_1996.jpg

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:25 am

^^^and sharks, I think there are sharks too.

but even sharks have standards, don't they?

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:34 am

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i feel the tattoo on the back

Looks like he got a nsaty infection,
NN have you got a spare tenus shoot for this poor lad ?

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 1:35 am

Yes. I do.

What this lad has is called - Safaritis. Only known cure is long, looooooong walks across deserts and 6 mile swims. Wink

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:55 am

@ NN, thatnks for that map link, It will come in handy. Wink

Austine has been having a good whine to anyone who'll listen, he doesnt know if his faith is strong enough for him to set off without any money, I think. Well if he doesnt go this week, Sister Anna Lynne can use NN's map to try & drown him, I think.

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Dear Father Jorgens,
Well my coming to Ghana is not what i can predict when am not sure of getting the funds soon but i wish God will make you understand me more.for real father there was a thing i like about you and i also dislike one thing about you,you see i like the way you always multivate me and i also dislike the way you ignore my problems,for HALLELUJAGOBBLE sake Laughing

there is no way i can fly to Ghana without money(which you knew i don`t have)incase if you can prefer my suggestions let the church mail me an oath to take,never to dissappoint if they send me a little money like $100,at least it will be enough for my coming to Ghana,yes b/cos i have nothing to protect my faith anymore since nobody can trust me for once,infact i always talk about this trust,what does the church take me for?the internet fraud or scammers.look Father Jorgens,i swear with my last faith if i did not spent up to $100 when i calculate my bills on mailing,drawing of the tattoo membership and others,let me not live to say HALLELUJAGOBBLE again,oh! am tired of this.

Austine

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Is it wrong to multivate you, Austine? Very Happy

You knew from the outset that
you are asking the wrong person, I have no money to send or way to
send it. I am very hurt by your accusations.

You dont ned to fly, last time you wrote you said you were coming by
bus, adn I have already asked Brother Franklin to meet you on
Wednesday at Accra bus station. Now you are flying, begging from a man
with no money, or not coming at all.

Austine its time for you to decide your destiny, are you coming or not?

Hallelujagobble!

--
Father Hugh Jorgens

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Dear Father Jorgens,
Actually,if you do examine me well you will understand that frustration has taken most part of me Aaah!.so am deeply sorry if i did embarras you much besides am still not sure of coming soon when there is no fund.

HALLELUJAGOBBLE

Brother Austine

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 12:33 pm

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for HALLELUJAGOBBLE sake

This lad TOTALLY believes you. It's wonderful seeing a lad so into your bait! Keep it going Roy!

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 4:56 pm

Tell him the church has re-considered his terrible plight and that the money has been sent and can be picked up at the Prudential Bank Western Union office in Ghana.

Posted: Tue Oct 24, 2006 5:03 pm

Hey how about telling the guy one of YWs chests with gold might be floating in? He might get a raft and go find em... The SS BathTub might take him, and ask what HALLELUJAGOBBLE is Wink

i'd say Hell or Accra to this guy

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