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Master Baiter Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Posts: 103

I'm trying to come up with some new whacky things my baiting character likes to do.

Full-contact backgammon has proved to be endlessly exciting.

any other ideas?

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:31 am

Quote:

The idea of skeet surfing came out of the Zucker brothers trying to outdo each other at press junkets. They would specifically concoct outlandish stories to amuse themselves and bewilder journalists.

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:58 am

And here's the lyrics to "Skeet Surfing"

Skeet Surfin'...
Skeet Surfin'...
If everybody had a 12 gauge
With a sufboard too.
You see em shootin and surfin'
From here to Malibu.

Because he's totally bitchin'
Ridin waves and blastin' pigeons.
And its a' neat shootin' skeet when youre ridin' on the heavies all day.

First Wave (shoot shoot) Don't get tired. Second Wave (shoot shoot) Aim higher. Third Wave (shoot shoot) Pull it and fire.

Skeet Surfin' (it's all right)

Waxin' down our surfboards
And loadin' up our traps.
Tell the teacher we're shootin'
And never comin' back.

I've got a gun rack in my Chevy
For when the surf and the flak get heavy.
And we'll have fun with our guns until the lifeguard takes our ammo away.

First wave (shoot shoot)
Don't get tired.
Second Wave (shoot shoot)
Aim higher.
Third Wave (shoot shoot)
Pull it and fire.

Skeet Surfin' (it's all right)

First Wave (shoot shoot)
Man what a 'natch.
Second Wave (shoot shoot)
Pullin' that trap.
Third Wave (shoot shoot)
How was that?

Sharing sunsets with my favorite girl,
When we shoot the curl we really shoot the curl.

First wave (shoot shoot)
Don't get tired.
Second Wave (shoot shoot)
Aim higher.
Third Wave (shoot shoot)
Pull it and fire.

Skeet Surfin'

First Wave (shoot shoot)
Man what a 'natch.
Second Wave (shoot shoot)
Pullin' that trap.
Third Wave Wave (shoot shoot)
How was that?

I wish they all could be double-barrel,
Wish they all could be double barrel guns.

Skeet surfin' can't you see?
Do you wanna come along with me?

(fade out)

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:23 am

Underwating hang-gliding?

TS

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 4

Weasil Stomping (especially on Weasil Stomping Day, just ask Weird Al)

Storm-drain chasing

Olfactory mucus collecting (in particular, collecting the mucosa of well-known celebrities)

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 9:01 am

Bog snorkelling.

TS

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 166

Dogging money hungry people from other countries.

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:35 pm

In my spare time I run a flight training school for the hapless penguins, I believe it is every birds right to fly like an eagle.

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:10 pm

I'm CEO of a company that makes and a full line of . Oh yeah... and car batteries frequently explode in my face. Wink

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:07 pm

I enjoy giving my characters some very strange hobbies. My nun enjoys sneaking out to a stripclub, my stunt man enjoys knitting.

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:59 pm

I got Gummy Granny who like to bake. Especially her delicious road-apple pie Very Happy

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 4:04 am

My favorite Vlad hobbies and jobs and companies...

playing Basketbrick, Pacific Rim Job LLC, Lava Surfing, Oder Examiner, Fungus Harvestor, Douche Manufactuer, Fluffer, Ear Nose and Anus doctor

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:56 am

Shotgun Golf of course ...skeet surfing comes a close second (Top Secret rocks), and collecting spores, moulds and fungus.

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:19 am

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TnjCHnzk4yE

Skeet surfing is brilliant.

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:45 pm

An age-old favorite: snipe hunting

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 04 Apr 2006 Posts: 2

Full Contact Chess and Ski Boxing...

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 10:01 pm

One of my main characters is a medical administrator in a home for long term care of patients afflicted with Lycanthropy (or, in some baits, Philanthropy, Philately, Psoriasis, Halitosis or any other "terminal" condition I can devise).

Because of his own personal (and tragic!) history with this disease, his main hobby is trying to alleviate the sufferings of others with this affliction . . . or at least send them on safaris!

I usually try to get the mugu to admitting to suffering from the same disease. . . there used to be a really neat web page that discussed Lycanthropy from the standpoint of it being a 'real' medical condition, which I would forward to the lads.

Bruin

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 07 Jan 2005 Posts: 6

Bunny fluffing and part time naked mole rat optometrist come to mind.

Master Baiter Joined: 05 Jul 2005 Posts: 166

Lead tester for sex dolls. - or if you are female, tester for a riding machine.

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:50 am

Tortoise sexer.

TS

Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:57 pm

I have been known to be at times a Toe Jam Recycler, funeral dirge composer, discombobulator, pack donkey packer, Cultural Attache' to La Cote De Ivorie, Grand Master Mason of Mewillykinsville, shrubber, BDSM Master Rufus Dingle and many others. I have a lady in Latvia believing I am the 27th Duke of Limpwinky, some obscure Lichtenstein Duchy. I have a new rapper ID called Ice Q Puttyputt I am going to unleash shortly, stay tuned.

Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:26 pm

Rappper. Amateur Gynacologist. Experimental Medication Tester. Big Game Hunter. Amateur Coal Miner. Crack Whore.

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