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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Frozboz
AT-AT Squad Leader
Joined: 24 May 2006
Posts: 926
Location: West Dakota
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Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:54 pm |
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This is gonna be GREAT! |
_________________ "he is fraud just like me so dont send him any money" - manking king
"this people are not human; they are some kind of ill mornitored robots covered with human flesh and they kill for the slightest and most unimportant reasons." - Kabie Elvire
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Simon Bar Sinister
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 403
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Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:25 pm |
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You are evil Roy...I love that idea! Yes the Brown Eye will be lit up. And I am surprised no one has commented on the name "Brown Eye" |
Sounds like more METHANE TESTING AT THE PINNACLE OF THE PYRAMID!!!! |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Oct 13, 2006 4:59 pm |
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Not a lot of people know this, but the original pyramids in egypt were built due to the activities of baiters.
Back in 2152 A.D. Egypt was having severe financial problems. Recent occurances of droughts and locust swarms had drained the sheckels from the treasury, and Pharoah Pepi II was desparate.
So Pharoah Pepi II grabbed his Royal ateliars and had them hammer out a mass stone mailing. These stone tablets notified the recepient that he was the winner of the Heracleapolis Lottery. All the receiver had to do was to wire 15,000 sheckels to the nearest Western Union to collect his prize.
Mentohotep II of the Kingdom of Thebes received the tablet, and he was not fooled. While many other leaders tossed their tablets into the local rock quary, Mentohotep II had a more evil idea.
Mentohotep II grabbed a few slaves, and crafted a response to Pharoah Pepi II telling him that Mentohotep had plenty of sheckels, and was willing to share them with Pharoah Pepi II. But first Pepi II had to join Mentohotep II's church, the "Royal Order of Stacking Crap on Top of Things", or "ROSCTT" for short. This gave Mentohotep II much joy, as ROSCTT , in ancient egyptian, basically meant "dumbshit."
Pharoah Pepi II took the bait hook, line and sinker, and proceeded to stack crap on top of each other. In an effort to get the most sheckels Pepi II decided to build the biggest and best crap stacking structure available.
Well, you can imagine the glee that Mentohotep had with this. He would look forward to the daily delivery of stone carvings detailing Pepi's progression.
When the crap stacking was done, the money, naturally, did not come. Mentohotep told Pepi II that he used a new method of sheckel transfer called "Western Union Secure Transfer" in which, immediately after the sheckels are collected, the slave working behind the counter is thrown into a pit. Sadly for Pepi, this service was nothing but a sham. Pepi spent the rest of his life going from Kingdom to Kingdom to Western Union offices. Pepi died a broken man. But we got the pyramids, so it's all good. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:07 pm |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Fri Oct 13, 2006 7:38 pm |
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Jayhawk wrote: |
Not a lot of people know this, but the original pyramids in egypt were built due to the activities of baiters.
Back in 2152 A.D. Egypt was having severe financial problems. Recent occurances of droughts and locust swarms had drained the sheckels from the treasury, and Pharoah Pepi II was desparate.
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*COUGH* Pharaoh
*COUGH COUGH* Pepi II 2284 BC - c. 2184 BC
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_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MARK DOUGLAS.
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See SP's Irish Safari!
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:39 pm |
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^^^^ You mean that you read my entire post, and those were the only errors you could find?
Damn. I'm a better bullsh*tter than I thought. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Fri Oct 13, 2006 8:49 pm |
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Er, no, I didn't say that! I'm trying to get over my compulsion to make people get their historical facts right! So I'm sitting here rocking backwards and forwards repeating 'he was only joking, he was only joking'.... |
_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MARK DOUGLAS.
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See SP's Irish Safari!
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blownfuse
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Aug 2006
Posts: 35
Location: east overshoe
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Sat Oct 14, 2006 3:00 am |
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Awsome site ! This will add a lot of fun when I am reformed saved very soon and follow TWAT for all eternity and give all my savings except for a measly 2 million or so to the church. What really astounds me is the shear fact that you were able to build it for the remarkably low cost of 800 million dollars, I mean WTF... you cant build anything anymore for 800 million. This is obviously a work of God, saving man kind and letting them enter TWAT one at a time. |
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Shazbot
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Feb 2006
Posts: 63
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Sat Oct 14, 2006 5:55 am |
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The dimensions are awesome.. I can just see some lad thinking "only four by four by three metres.. until they start building it.. |
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bbb666
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Jul 2006
Posts: 1
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Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:40 am |
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I absolutely love the brown eye. Laughed a lot when I saw that.
How about making them build a dozen monuments to celebrate 1600 AT (Anno Twatini), one for every year remaining until 2019?
May god bless your church and it's team's endeavors! |
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onatrek
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Oct 2006
Posts: 237
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Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:50 am |
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Frozboz wrote: |
This is gonna be GREAT! |
And as soon as the lads hesistate when they get partway through the building process, they only need to hear if they do it big, and well, and make it very sturdy, they'll get even more donations...when the media get wind of this massive pyramid springing up somewhere in ____ (wherever this group of lads you're going to be using this on is!).
You could probably get them actually to really do it (and well...exerting lots of energy...and time and money...to keep them from scamming others for quite awhile) but they'd probably get arrested as soon as they build something somewhere illegally or if they did foolishly try to get 'news' attracted to their project and it's realized that they're not legitimately doing something, but instead 419ers.
I'm finally posting...and hopefully will start baiting (safely) soon...but have been enjoying reading posts for weeks.
But I REALLY can't wait to read THIS bait! You guys come up with incredible ideas! |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:12 am |
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A burning Brown Eye! On the morning before the burn have them eat many hot peppers to cleanse the blood. Then there will be many burning brown eyes! Can't wait for this one! |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Mon Oct 16, 2006 1:29 am |
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I'd lose the picture of Benny Hinn. He is very well known in Nigeria.
Seriously.
http://www.google.com/trends
Search "benny hinn" and then click on regions. I recommend replacing him with Paul & Jan Crouch.
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_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:41 am |
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Thanks Homer. Not a bad idea. We'll make the change now before any lads see it. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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devil21
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 198
Location: Chillin right here with a beer
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Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:06 pm |
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You guys better hurry! The deadline is approaching
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061017/od_nm/britain_stonehenge_dc |
_________________ You are happy that you are in usa your mother is hear been in the hotel doing hoka and you are coking pusher verey soon you be in gel - J@mes Udo
I just want you to know that you are a lovely person,I like you. - Mr. S0lifo
YOUR PAPA AND YOUR MAMA BIG FOOLSSS INDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT basterd - Prince King
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Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 08 Mar 2006
Posts: 690
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:15 pm |
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found this monument in an article and thought of you guys. its an impressive monument to your faith. |
_________________ go you polkhead, FULK- albert john
I AM THE KING OF SCAMMARS...I WILL GET YOU SOME DAY. -olivier kabah
i can pay $1,0000000 to get your cops to hell - jacob wilson
lagos to douala "i am tired of roaming west africa"
i like pretty flags. want your own?
46X 10X 8X 5X 5X 5X 4X 4X 4X 3X 3X 3X (???) 2X 2X 2X and a sierra leone diamond site.
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Dart
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Jul 2005
Posts: 186
Location: GA
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Wed Oct 18, 2006 2:34 am |
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Lemme guess...in six months some lad is going to be sent by McLure to recover the money he placed in the middle of the pile of sandbags.
I am the Lad. As I build the monument, so shall my brother tear it down. |
_________________ Several fake banks irritated.
I'm not so much a vampire as a mosquito. |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:57 pm |
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YW - Any bites on the pyramid scheme? (pun intended!!)
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:21 am |
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Yes. Actually we have a few that are in the process of joining the church. With something like this though, building enough trust to pull this off takes a little time. I suspect that we will have a pyramid though in a few weeks. There is one guy in particular that BW was baiting as a different church that went bankrupt and was purchased by TWAT. Some of the quotes from the emails are pretty funny.
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We sincerely embrace this great opportunity you and the TWAT have given to us. |
I love it when TWAT gives me an opportunity to join it. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:03 am |
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won huong lo
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2006
Posts: 114
Location: On A Park Bench
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:17 am |
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LOL. Once again the bar has been raised. Excellent bait!! Cant wait to see the results of this one. |
_________________ John Geadon: u are ewu, u are okuko, ezi, ewi. pig. nkita. u mother fxxx 1000 men
b4 u were born
Eddy the Love Scammer: I believe that a man without a vision can never have a mission and automatically that man is to be related to a goat...pardon me for that.
Eddy the Love Scammer: i believe whatever i am told easily because i am a kind of person that believes in saying the truth at all times regardless of the concequencies
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:10 am |
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The shirt and tie on page 3 should be burned as a sacrifice to the Gods of taste. |
_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:11 pm |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:38 am |
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Big Worm's lad came through. What a trooper. It's a shame that he screwed up the dimensions so badly. It was supposed to be MUCH wider than this. But hey, I'm not complaining. 15 hours of back breaking work is better than 15 hours of sitting on a computer somewhere trying to steal from people. Plus, I am sure that his second attempt will be much better.
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DEAREST REVEREND BEN,
WARMEST GREETINGS TO YOU AND TO EVERY ONE IN THIS GREAT CHURCH. SORRY FOR THE DELAY. I WAS TRYING TO GET THE MATERIALS FOR THE TASK. THE MAIN WORK TOOK I AND MY FAMILY 15 HOURS. ANYWAY, BELOW IS THE PHOTO OF THE TASK. I LOOK FORARD TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.
GOD BLESS,
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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