The making of a TWAT (Dec. 1 - NEW VIDEO - p.10)

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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:56 pm

holy shit, you are going to get them to build a monument of faith?

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 16 Mar 2006 Posts: 91

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Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 6:33 pm

asiaguy wrote:

Love to see Tammy Faye Baker somewhere on the team too. Perhaps as church wardrobe and fashion consultant?

Im sure Tammy's photo will be in there eventually. She will be playing the part of Sister Anita Bath. Honestly, we have at least 5-6 characters here...all with separate email addresses...all with certain roles within the bait. It should be loads of fun!

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 08 Apr 2006 Posts: 571

Come on you guys, someone has to register twat-church.org

Heck, I might do it. Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:08 pm

@Yea,
Great site.
I have to let you know that I received an error when I tried to look at the "apply for a grant" link.

The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

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Please try the following:

If you typed the page address in the Address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly.

Open the yeawhatever.cathXXXX.org home page, and then look for links to the information you want.
Click the Back button to try another link.
Click Search to look for information on the Internet.

HTTP 404 - File not found
Internet Explorer

It sent me to your homepage, (Above) and that link had all your other baits on it...
Just FYI, in case you are actively using the site to attract new members.
R-T

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:13 pm

@RT

That part of the site is not live yet. It will have a couple of links to a membership app and a ceremony manual Very Happy

We have not directed any lads to the site yet.

BW

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Loved it. Did you mean to say "poll" dancing or pole dancing?

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:23 pm

My bad. It is supposed to be pole dancing. What was I thinking? Good catch.

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:29 pm

if this is going to be a permenant structure (too large for lads to be bothered tearing down), were going to have to get various lads to go there and pose for photos. nice modality!

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:36 pm

If you build it...lads will come Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:46 pm

Oops, I have to warn you... pyramid schemes are illegal in most jurisdictions.

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:51 pm

Thats nice guys. It must be 'bait on bigger scale' month.

For the last couple of weeks I've started a few lads on task to make a monument as well. When she's finished she'll be 20 ft high...

Cool

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:55 pm

^NN just set the bar! Go get them, boys, good luck. I am looking forward to this one!

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:59 pm

On a more serious note... Shouldn't it be the "Apocalyptic"?

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:59 pm

Be careful using those photos of televangelists. Maybe some of them would be known in Africa due to missionary work.

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:08 pm

devil21 wrote:

Oooh this should be fun! Of course their pyramid must also have the beam of light like the "church's cathedral" Laughing

& be visable on Google Earth Laughing

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:14 pm

yastreb wrote:

On a more serious note... Shouldn't it be the "Apocalyptic"?

Yes. Don't worry. I'll somehow find a way to blame BW for these spelling errors. What a numpty he is.

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:22 pm

Hmmm... free associating like crazy...

Pyramids are being built all over the earth, supposedly preparing for the Lord's return... Were you aware that TWAT is pronounced the same way as Tu'at, the ancient Egyptian word for the underworld (ie Hell)? Coincidence? I don't think so!

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 11:36 pm

YW - Is your church involved in either foot washing or snake handling?

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:29 am

make it big! real big! what country will the lads build it in? Smile

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:39 am

Love the work guys!

If I ever get a safari off the ground, my lads will be going to visit your monument!

It could become a major "tourist attraction" for many of our future safari's... we could have a whole gallery dedicated to the various lads posing for photos in front of the pyramid holding signs.

I wait with eager anticipation for the results!

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:48 am

What a wonderful website, but the best part is "the plan". How many cubits with the smallest allowable structure be? Thirty? Forty? A cubit is the distance between the tip of the finger and the elbow.

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:50 am

Excellent piece of work.....best I've seen since "Drinkwater Island"!

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 12:55 am

You're not organising a safari to Nevada are you?

Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 1:56 am

I can see it now.

"There is a problem. You must have mis-calculated the numbers somehow. The pyramid should be at least 10 feet higher than it is now"

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