My lad confesses - I offer him a job

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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:20 pm

I suppose that the first step in fixing a problem is admitting that you have one. This lad has finally admitted his. And now, he is asking me for a legit job (long story).

Quote:

Derek Ghehl,

I am a lier and a 419 and i can not telling you about
others as their are very many in many countries,
please i am ready to stop this job and start a real
life work with you if you really want to help me in
charging my life for the better.

Note that this life is a short place as God will ask
you at the last day if you agre to charging my life
when i was aksing you for help on earth,now i know
that you are the only help i have left and not the
ploice as African government is not helping the
citizes to survivie but only their familes which lead
me into this deal so if you which to help me because
of God and not the goivenemnt as they will die some
day and face the jurgment of God almighty.

I am Mr Chukuwdi Innocent orji and God has sent you
all these years past to be a delivierce to me but if
ou feel that government will be the solution then you
are mistaking because their is thoudtsand of peolpe
into this game that deal with the top government in
this game that you can not stop but i have decieded to
stop for you to charge my life but if you wish not to
because of the government that is not God well thank
you very much after all my pleading to you.

Thanks,
Mr Chuks my real name.

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:36 pm

I am moved to tears..... you are baiting him from a different addy at the same time, right?

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:38 pm

Mr. Chuk Soludo is his real name. I love it when they finally admit it, because that means you have beaten them senseless and then some. I seriously doubt you gave this guy any mercy YW; you sick person. Way to go!

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:48 pm

How much money is in it for him to admit his evil ways Shocked

Have him to devote the rest of his life praying and meditating in a monastery in Tibet Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:49 pm

somehow i dont think his middle name is innocent.

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:54 pm

What a cynical group of pr!cks we are�

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:06 pm

I'd demand that he make retribution to his victims somehow...... Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:15 pm

I may have an extremely large pile of midden that needs shovelling from one place to another. Don't have a shovel though...no wait! I've just found a teaspoon. Wink

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:52 pm

When will lads ever learn? An apology letter must be written by hand. This include confession letters too.

Nice work YeaWatever in getting you're lad to confess.

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 7:56 pm

Out of Africa Express needs experienced field operatives in Nigeria. See if he is interested in a full time job. I would like to see his resume at [email protected]

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:18 pm

Yes. I am baiting him as a few different people. I own this guy. For the longest time, I had him convinced that I was his oga. I basically ran his business into the ground and now he is begging. He also thinks that I have close, personal contacts within the police force in Togo. He is scared out of his mind that I am going to tell my police friends to go and bust his head in.

Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:25 pm

Why do you waste their time and make them feel so scared? That is pure evil! BWAHAHAHAHAA!

Trophy Videos · Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:36 pm

@Yeawhatever - You truly are an unimaginable bastard pig! Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:22 am

Anti-419 is right.

He has to confess to all his crimes and send a letter to all his victims.

All of you baiters are sick demented individuals specially you YW.

The poor lad will soon be wearing pampers if you got him so scared Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:44 am

Next to the begging, the confession is my favourite. You know at that point you have broken them. I do love that after they admit to it being a scammer the next question is always, 'but I still need money for .... umm ... something'

A slap in the head is what he needs. Top stuff YW.

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:54 am

Nice going YW! Time for this lad to be given a "fun" job.....

I know you'll come up with something....

The possibilities are endless..

Adult Movies/Pics (not that you want to see it, but for the sheer hilarity)
Stunt man
Artist/Composer/Singer
Bee Keeper

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:14 am

We need to find the Lad one of the jobs from the Tony Robinson series The Worst Jobs In History.

Any particular suggestions? The Treadmill would be a good start...

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:32 am

I know of a few people who are writing books and need some pictures. I can give him a job taking photography of local juju shrines, or documenting middle class infrastructures.

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 476

Quote:

God has sent you
all these years past to be a delivierce to me

I like that one.

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 7:56 am

This was at the end of a loooooong email dated 4th Aug explaining that this was his first attempt at scamming

Quote:

Please do accept my apology. I am guilty for evry thing you or the WU might say, but I did it just to help my family, but since that man wrote to me, I have not done that again.

I plead with you in the name of God to find it in your heart to forgive me, but if you feel you have not forgiven me, please don't send any money for my aprticipation in the 1MPHUCT as i will feel guilty if i collect the money.

This bait is still ongoing.....and yes, I am also baiting him from a different addy Laughing

Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:04 am

Quote:

now i know that you are the only help i have

YW as his saviour???
This Lad is in some serious trouble now. Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:11 pm

I have decided to play along and offer him the chance to turn around his life after this second pathetic letter from him.

Quote:

Dear Derek Gehl,

please help me and do forgive me for my past life as i
am willing to give it up and start a new life with
your help in doing your business for a better life
,please.

Thanks,
Mr Chuks.

So, I might just offer him a job. Fortunately, one of my field offices is just a few hundred miles away from him. I think that they might be conducting interviews. But first...

Quote:

Chuks,

Look, I am willing to forgive past mistakes. We all make them once in a while. But I will be honsest with you here. I do not trust that you are sincere. You have a long history of lying and trying to steal from people. That is not the type of person that I want representing me or my company.

Maybe you can tell me. What can you do? Have you ever gone to school? Have you ever had a job? What sort of work do you think that you are qualified for? I might be able to help you but you are going to have to show a serious change of your ways before I will ask you to represent me over there.

Please answers these questions and then we will see where to go from there.

Derek

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:48 pm

Let me guess: Your office is a couple of hundred miles away from him and� in a volcano? Or on a battlefield? Maybe in underground North Korea?

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 5:58 pm

^^^^^
We'll see what he sends back from my questions.

And before you bleeding hearts out there start feeling sorry for him because he is trying to get a real, legit job here, I am also baiting him as a couple of other people and he has not stopped trying to rip them off.

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:05 pm

Bleeding heart??? Not a chance. He's a lying scumbag. I bet he doesn't give a crap about anything or anybody.

Get him good!!

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