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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:43 pm |
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Important business emails are written IN CAPITALS.
Tattoos cost over $1,000.
Professor Soludo does not like to go to the Western Union in person, he sends a lackey, who may well be in a different country.
My $24,000,000 (TWENTYFOUR MILLION USA DOLLARS) will be transferred next week.
The National Lottery always pays out from their agent in Spain.
Clifford Mugeri is not a real lad, and should get a fucking life. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:35 pm |
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The doctor tells them they are going to die in four months.
All their relatives are "ungodly," so they must find a good Christian to give money to. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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ugumaru
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Aug 2005
Posts: 381
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Mon Oct 02, 2006 2:28 am |
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You need a pennis or cork to fulk a pusy. |
_________________ linus john: IDIOT OF MY TYPE
Shaista Nawaz: My pusyy cat and eveil bat kiss your mama pusssy.
OOOOOOOOOOO |
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MaxPonage
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Sep 2006
Posts: 30
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Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:06 am |
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Always end your emails with "Best Regards" |
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BarneyG
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2004
Posts: 853
Location: Moe's Tavern
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Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:03 am |
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MarkMark64 wrote: |
Nigeria has sooo much unclaimed cash in their government accounts, one wonders why they are so broke? |
Actually this should rather be:
Nigeria has sooo much unclaimed cash in their government accounts, no wonder they are so broke! |
_________________ Baits archive.
Mrs. Damirez (Lottery scam): That sums up your person as been fraudulent. Our legal team have been instructed to bring criminal charges against you in the EU court.
Mrs. Damirez: We are just sick and tired with this cat and mouse game you have forced us into.
Mary Ray: the Investigation Authority will be after you and you know what that means.
Ogomegbunam:is there at any time or point in the future a need or requisition for blood ritual?
x3
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Lucifer The Dark
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 150
Location: Blessing scammers with a shower of gold direct to the face
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Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:47 am |
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Even though you're only 21 & a single male, your husband (married for 20yrs) died after hiding $20 million in a bank acount that you need a foreigner to move for you as you are now dying of ovarian cancer. |
_________________ May the blessings of our Lord rain down on you like a Shower of Gold.
"You bastard & idiot people, ok" |
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Jeff Spicoli
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 13
Location: Ridgemont High
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Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:56 pm |
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All women who are starving in refugee camps still have a computer with internet access and glamor modeling pictures of themselves. |
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Lucifer The Dark
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Aug 2006
Posts: 150
Location: Blessing scammers with a shower of gold direct to the face
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Mon Oct 02, 2006 6:28 pm |
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Being dead doesn't stop you emailing your friend in America with instructions for the transfer of the money. |
_________________ May the blessings of our Lord rain down on you like a Shower of Gold.
"You bastard & idiot people, ok" |
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Rock
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 20 Jul 2004
Posts: 7
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Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:12 pm |
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This image is the sole proof that the money exists.
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:03 pm |
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Cancers, especially esophaegal, always defile medical treatment, and are often accompanied by something called "stroke sickness" which is more severe (especially in women).
Merchants in Dubai are a high-risk group for said cancers.
Medical doctors, wherever they are, demand money up front for life-saving medical procedures. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:57 pm |
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- Money only has value when written longhand - $74,000 is worthless, but $74,000 (SEVENTYFOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS) is worth a trip to the WU office.
- Hiring a goat costs $2200 (TWO THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS).
following on...
- Dollars are the only viable currency regardless of what country you are in. |
_________________ Ben Wealth (Lagos to Abuja) "Why do you choose to remain incommunicado?"
(Lagos to Accra) "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU"
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Shadowplay
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Aug 2005
Posts: 1323
Location: Still in the wild
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Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:21 am |
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! is considered proper punctuation in Nigerian banks and law offices. |
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Novice Navis
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 14 Aug 2006
Posts: 88
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Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:33 am |
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While working with the Nigerian-based barrister working for a British national, you will probably have to deal with a bank in Hong Kong which will of course require you to make payments to a Brazilian agent who will then require you to fly to the Netherlands to collect some funds located in a security company in Saudi Arabia. |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Tue Oct 03, 2006 2:57 am |
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There is no reason an educated Barrister has to be able to spell, use punctuation, or syntax correctly. They are also required to insult, swear at, and threaten the lives of their clients. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:57 am |
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A typical day on the Sagbama Express Road makes the Daytona 500 seem like a walk in the park. |
_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:41 pm |
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Death Certificates, Deposit Certificates, and the like, are usually signed with a felt-tip pen.
It's customary for death certificates to feature a photograph of the victim. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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mrsbean
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2004
Posts: 1775
Location: North of the Rio Grande, South of Alaska
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Posted:
Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:00 pm |
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YeaWhatever wrote: |
- Everyone has the title of "Dr." no matter the situation.
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Addendum: Except for the small but growing group who have the title of "Engineer" and insist on putting "Engr." in front of their names.
Related truth: Every other bank, diplomatic courier, and security company seems to have an "Engr."on staff for no apparent reason. Perhaps "Engr." is just this season's "Dr."Only time will tell if this fad has staying power. |
_________________ Night of the Deaded Banks - 6 x x26
I believe that you cannot get this type of opportunity again till you enter grave, you are such a bounch of stupid that I have never seen. - Jerry Gezi
Heaven help us, I've started publishing my baits in a blog... If you want to learn how to straight bait, thisaway...
Straightbait
Nifty anti-scam sites of interest
Artists Against 419 | Fraudwatchers |Scamomatic | Scampatroll Scam Victims United | Fake Checks Dot Org |
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Emma Stralian
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 358
Location: Gone!
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Posted:
Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:03 pm |
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Why are so many of the lads called Barr. Is that short for Barrimore? |
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YOU BETTER GET SERIOUS AND STOP PLAY SOMETHING WITHOUT GAIN. I SORRY FOR U - Richard Johnson
be care full, unless you want die look if i vex all this things way you de do you go regret it - Samuel Bekija
As it is difficult for a carmel, to pass through the eye of a needle, so it is for a refugee, to get short terms loan here in Africa - Barr Godwin Otemba
Every time you get a million dollars, something queers the deal - Homer
Check out <a href="http://members.419eater.com/~emma_stralian/forms.html" target="new">Emma's Funky Forms</a>. Death threats guaranteed or your money back! |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:05 pm |
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This is no shit. One of my very first lads was "Senator Dr. Chief Jubril Musa". He hit a trifecta. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:15 pm |
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I have learned that Nigerian doctorates stress the importance of writing with the caps lock on and using no less than 5 exclamation points to end any given sentence. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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